Futurama Coronation Street
By AmZ Future
Futurama Coronation Street
1 Hour Episode - Friday 17th October
By AmZ Future
Fry: Liam Connors
Leela: Maria Connors
Amy: Michelle
Michelle: Carla
Zapp: Tony
Lisa S: Fizz (Amy's friend)
Cubert F: Ryan
Kiff: Steve
Hermes: Lloyd
Bender: Kirk
Zoidberg: Shaun
Leanne: Leanne
Author's Note: This is a Futurama version of Coronation Street 17-10-08. This highlights Liam's dramatic leave in Coronation Street. A what if scenario. 50% shipper content.
Opening Titles:
Coronation Street theme playing "Sponsored by Cadbury 1000th Anniversary". Different Clips of Maria and Liam
Fry, Leela and Bender are watching 'All My Circuits'. Suddenly a News Flash comes on.
Morbo: Hello puny earthlings. Tremble as we announce stuff. Aaaah.
Linda: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Iron prices have gone up.
Bender: Aw crap.
Fry: What up with you?
Bender: I'm 40% Iron.
Fry: Oh.
Morbo: Also Earths precious soap Coronation Street has a tribute for Rob James-Collier's Head's 1035th Birthday.
Linda: Ha Ha Ha. Coronation Street will be showing his final episode of Coronation Street.
Fry: Aw I missed that he's one of my favourite characters out of my favourite soap.
Leela: It's my favourite soap too.
Fry: Cool hun.
Leela and Fry share a passionate kiss. Suddenly the Professor walks in.
Prof: Good news everyone. I fine tuned the what if machine…yet again.
Fry: Cool. HEY! Maybe we could ask it (turns to Leela) WHAT IF THE CORANATION STREET EPISODE WERE REAL.
The what if machine explodes causing a catastrophic bang that sends certain P E members into the what if machine.
Narrator: (gasp) What a mouthful lets just call the what if machine from here on out the W I machine.
Back to the P E Crew.
Coronation Street Theme playing.
Int: Bar- 9.00pm
Fry: Let's get this stag night a going.
Zapp: Yes. (Thinking) I hope you have a nice spot in hell.
Int: Rovers Return- 9.00pm
Leela: Help me put the decorations up.
Zoidberg: OKAY!
Lisa/Amy: We hired the stripper.
Leela: Okay everything's set.
Couple of hours later.
All: Michelle! HIP HIP HOORAY!
Carla: Oh thanks everyone.
Int: Bar- 11.00pm
Cubert: So who would you get off with?
Bender: I'd have to go with Lisa.
Hermes: Probably Leela. Maybe Amy.
Kiff: I'd go with Amy.
Zapp: (slyly) How about you Fry.
All: YEAH!
Fry: Who me? I'd go with Bender.
Tony: I'm insulted.
Hermes: Hey if it makes you feel better I'll sleep with your wife.
Everyone except Fry laugh. Zapp glares at Fry.
Int: Girls Bathroom 11.30pm
Michelle is crying.
Leanne: Hi you know you shouldn't be crying.
Michelle: I know.
Leanne: If you love him go after him.
Michelle: I cant they don't deserve it.
Leanne: Well you love Zapp right?
Michelle: (less attention) Yeah.
Ext: outside Rovers Return- 12.00pm
Michelle and Leela are talking about Fry.
Michelle: Hey
Leela: Hey
Michelle: Go tell him.
Leela: Huh?
Michelle: go on.
Leela: … Thanks.
Michelle and Leela hug.
Ext: Streets-12.00pm
Leela phones Fry. She is in a cab.
Leela: I'm just coming Ok. I got to tell you something.
Fry: Ok babes see you in a few.
Cubert leaves in a taxi.
Zapp: So off we go.
Hermes/Kiff: TO A STRIP JOINT YEAH!
Fry: Oh crap.
All: Wha?
Fry: I think I left my wallet at the pub.
All: Aw come on.
Fry: I'LL GO BACK AND GET IT JEEZ!
Kiff: I'll go too.
Zapp: No No. He no's where it is.
Fry steps out in the road a car approaches fast. I will always love you plays.
Fry: Okay. And if Leela comes tell her…
All except Zapp: FRY LOOK OUT!
Fry: Wha?
He gets ran over by Zapp's hover car.
Cut to shot of Leela in a hover cab.
Kiff: Call an ambulance.
Hermes: Gotcha.
Leela gets out of the hover cab when the ambulance arrives.
Leela: What's going on? Fry? Babe? FRY. WHAT HAPPENED!
Hermes: Leela Mon he got ran over.
Leela: Fry babes? Stop being silly? Fry? FRY!
Paramedic: I'm sorry he's…
He got cut short by Leela.
Leela: NO! NOOOO!
Paramedic: I'm sorry ma'am.
Int: Rovers Return 1.00am
Amy's phones rings everyone goes silent.
Amy: WHAT? I'll be right there.
Leanne: What is it?
Amy: Fry's been in an accident.
Michelle: No!
Amy and Michelle rush out.
Int: Hospital- 1.30am
Amy and Michelle come in.
Leela: (sobbing) FRY FRY FRY! Fry…I…love…you.
Cut to rovers Return.
Cubert: What's this all about?
Amy is sobbing.
Cubert: What's wrong?
Kiff: Its uncle Fry…he…was…in an accident.
Cubert: (worried) what kind is he ok?
Kiff: Uh…no…he's……dead!
Cubert: What he…he…he cant be he was fine.
Amy and Cubert start sobbing. Kiff tilts his head down.
Cubert: But…he…was fine.
Amy grabs Cubert in a tight hug as he sobs.
Ext: River!- 2.00am
Zapp chucks Fry's wallet in the river.
Zapp: And so you end.
Series of clips of Fry and Leela.
Cuts out to W I Machine with the professor in front.
Prof: So that's what would happen if we became Coronation Street.
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