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Int.Planet Express
Fry, Leela, and Bender are all sitting at the meeting table in the meeting room. The Professor walks in.
Professor Farnsworth
Goodnews everyone we have a delivery to the planet amazonia.
Fry(Laughing)
What are we delivering professor millions of condoms?
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
Actually due to the fact that snu snu is a daily ritualon amazonia we will be delivering the vaccine for aids.
FRY
Ouch swing and a miss.
Zoidberg walks in and looks very sickly.
ZOIDBERG
Professor I don't think I'm gonna be able to come to work today i think I'm just gonna go lie down in my bed.
Leela
Zoidberg. You own a bed?
ZOIDBERG
If by folded up used newspaper than Yes I own a bed.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
Rubbish I don't see any blood so get back to work!
Zoidberg's sneezes his Tentacles stick out and from the tips a light green ooze flows out all over Fry, Leela and the Professor.
Everyone
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Yuck Gross
ZOIDBERG
I'm so sorry please don't strike me wooot woot woot
Zoidberg quickly crawls away
FRY
Well that was a new bodily fluid. It feel kind of tingly
LEELA
Yeah I feel it too.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
All I feel is my artificial heart slowly stopping now get on to that delivery.
Int. Planet Express SHip
Fry, Leela and Bender are all in the ship sitting in their regular spots.
LEELA
Everything ready to go?
FRY
Everything I should check but didn't. Check.
Leela goes to turn the key the ship engine makes a weird sound.
Ext.Ship
Cubert and Dwight are in back of the ship with a bunch of rocks. They place them in the tail pipe.
CUBERT
This is gonna be hilarious they'll never know what hit them
They Both laugh
FRY(Yelling)
I'll check the tail pipe
DWIGHT
Let's get out of here
Dwight and Cubert run and hide behind some boxes near by
FRY
Fry check this fry do that. What ever I doubt theres anything in the tail pipe.
He stands near the tail pipe and screams to Leela
FRY
Try it now!
The Rocks fly out of the tail pipe and hit fry the rocks simply hit fry and fall right in front of him.
From behind the boxes
CUBERT
Woahhhhhhhhhh!
DWIGHT
Did you see that?
FRY
What the...... Leela get down here I think I saw ugh uumm something bad with ship?
Leela comes down to fry
LEELA
Fry where are you?
FRY
I'm in the back of the ship near the tail pipe
Leela walks to the back of the ship
LEELA
Hello?
Fry throws one of the rocks right at Leela's face her hand moves at the speed of light and catches the rock in front of her faces and smashes it with her hand. She has a quizical look on her face.
LEELA
Wahhhhhhhhhh? What was that?
FRY
Have you been rubbing that miracle cream on me?
LEELA
No have you on me?
FRY
Nope. Where's ZOidberg?
Int. Zoidberg's Office
Fry and Leela walk into his office. Zoidberg still looking dreadfully sick.
LEELA
Wears the miracle cream you gave us a long time ago?
ZOIDBERG
I'm sorry to say this but you used up my last bottle.
FRY
Well do you know where you got it?
ZOIDBERG
Yes, Come one Come all he said step right up this sounds too good to be true I said
FRY(Interrupting)
Yeah Whatever.
Zoidberg's Tentacles sprout up again and squirt the ooze all over the room.
LEELA
That's it the miracle cream is the same ooze coming out of you Zoidberg.
ZOIDBERG
You say that my tentacle mucus gives humans super powers oh zoidberg its your time to shine.
FRY
Do you know anything about who sold it to you or anything?
ZOIDBERG
The guys name was Dr.FlimFlam it was his product that he sold me he did.he said Come one one Come all.....
LEELA
Whatever.Can I use your computer?
ZOIDBERG
What Computer?
FRY
That computer over there.
ZOIDBERG
So that's a computer I thought that was a replica of the human heart.
Leela walks up to the computer and types in google.com. Then types in Dr.FlimFlam. She clicks the first result.
LEELA
It looks like Dr.FlimFlams Miracle cream is located on the planet of Zangflor. It looks like it'll only take us 10 minutes to get to.
Then the professor walks into the room.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
What are you imbeciles still doing here. You should of been back from the delivery already or dead what gives?
LEELA
Sorry professor we got held up on something?
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
What are you idiots held up by
The Professor looks at the screen and gasps.Saying it like he says Wernstrom
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
FLimFlam
FRY
Professor you know this guy?
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
Do I know him he was my roomate at Mars university. He used to always stay up day and night working on his stupid miracle cream I told him that it would never work!
Flashback Int.Professor Farnsworth Dorm Room
Flim Flam at desk wroking on miracle cream.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
I will never work
Flashback ends
Int. Zoidberg's Office
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
I swore if he ever actually made it that I would never rest until it was off the market.
LEELA
But why would you do that you should feel good for him.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
Feel good smeel smoood. Lets go and take my pointless revenge.
Ext.Planet Express ship Landing on Zangflor
Leela, Bender, Professor, Zoidberg, and Bender walk out of the ship
BENDER
Good thing I had these costumes still around.
Everyone has their costumes and zoidberg's just wearing a cardboard box with paint splattered on it.
INT.Miracle Cream Building-security Room
FLIMFLAM
I've been waiting for you Farnsworth.
INT.MIRACLE CREAM Building
The Crew walks up to the front desk to the secretary.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
Hello were here to see FLIMFLAM!
Secretary
He's been waiting for you Mr.Farnsworth
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
THATS PROFESSOR FARNSWORHTH, PROFESSOR!
INT.MIRACLE CREAM BUILDING-Board Room
The Crew walks into the room at the end some one is in a chair at the end of a table he slowly turns around
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
FLIMFLAM!
DR.FLIMFLAM
FARNSWORHTH! I've been waiting for you Farnsworth Surprised what I have done? and why are you wearing that dumb costume.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
I am and its not dumb we are the New New Justice League and I am Grandfather Death and we've come here to complete my revenge.
DR.FLIMFLAM
Well before you do that would you like to know how I did it?
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
Surprisingly Yes
DR.FLIMFLAM
Than Follow me
The Crew gets up and walks through a door in the back of the room they open the door and all gasp. Zoidbergs Fin on his head shoots up and he faints.
INT.MIRACLE CREAM BUILDING-Miracle Production Room
The Room is filled with crustaceans with their tentacles hooked up to pumps like cows with the pumps sucking out the green ooze putting them into containers
DR.FLIMFLAM
I started out as a traveling salesman.
ZOIDBERG
Come one Come all he said step right up this sounds too good to be true I said....
DR.FLIMFLAM(V.O)
Shut up..... as I was saying I took a trip during the winter to the crustacean planet where i noticed many crustaceans releasing this gross goo one of them accidently got it on me and i realized I had become practically invincible I took prisoner a lot of the crustaceans and bred them her to make my cream.
While FlimFlams Talking a flashback show everything hes describing.
ZOIDBERG
YOUR A MONSTER
DR.FLIMFLAM
Look who's talking davy jones
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
Thats it this whole thing is completely and utterly disgusting lets get him new new justice league
The Crew runs at him some of Flim Flam's goons come out to help fight and they all realize they all are invincible against each other. They all just keep punching each other in the face. Zoidberg is on the ground getting beat by flim flams goon
ZOIDBERG
Oh I havn't gotten hit this much since work last week ugggghhhhh.
Fry gets away from the fight and starts releasing all of the crustaceans out of their cages.
DR.FLIMFLAM
Goons distract them
Dr.FlimFlam gets t his goons to distract new justice league. the new new justice league go to run after him. He gets into an escape video just before professor Farnsworth reaches him. The Professor kneels to the ground
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
FLIMFLAM!!!!!!!!!!!
INT. PLANET EXPRESS SHIP
The Crew is all in the ship
FRY
Well this beat sitting on the couch all atleast.
ZOIDBERG
Thank you so much for freeing my people I appre....
Farnsworth
Shhhhhh you arn't getting paid for this trip today FYI
ZOIDBERG
You pay me?
FRY
Have you guys realized we never catch any bad guys?
BENDER
No
The End
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