Honeymoon Interupted, part 5
By Hammer87
[Fade in to Fry and Leela entering the suite. Fry is struggling with the weight of several bags in his arms. He sets the bags by the table in the center of the room, panting, and he looks like he's about to fall over. Leela looks at him and shakes her head.]
Leela: Fry you really should get in shape. When we get home you are without out a doubt going to the gym with me. My husband is not going to be some pathetic slob who sits in front of the TV all day drinking Slurm.
Fry: Aww, do I have to?
Leela: Yes, [She walks over and wraps her arms around him, and lays a finger on his nose.] Besides it will make snu-snu all that more exciting.
Fry: Well I guess in that case I'll do it.
Leela: I thought you might. Now let's go get changed. The concert's at eight, and I want to get something to eat first.
Fry: All right. Only if we get in the shower together.
Leela: If that's what it takes.
[They both then proceeded to take off each other's clothes and make their way to the bathroom.]
[Time lapse. Fry and Leela are now getting dressed. Fry is wearing a flowered shirt, .blue jeans and a pair of sneakers. Leela is facing a mirror, putting her hair up. She is wearing her usual black pants and boots, although these ones have a green stripe, and instead of the usual white tank top, she has on a green one. Fry walks up behind her and wraps his arms around her waist, pressing his body against hers. He begin to kiss her neck.]
Fry: You are beautiful honey.
Leela[giggling]: You flatter me way to much.
Fry: You deserve it. I love you.
Leela: I love you to. [They kiss] Let's get something to eat.
Fry: What were ya thinking?
Leela: Oh there was this 2950's-themed place that looked good.
Fry: Well I'm sure what ever you chose is going to be great.
[He kisses her again, they then leave to go to dinner. Fade out.]
[Fade in to a 2950's themed restaurant (actually looks more like a 1950's dinner.) Fry and Leela are sitting in a booth, looking at the menus.]
Leela: What are you getting?
Fry: I dunno, I think I might get the Buggalo Burger Basket.
Leela: Well if your going to get that, the you have to get salad.
Fry: Aww, do I have to?
Leela: Yes. It took me a long time to find Mr. Right, and I want to be sure he'll be with me for a long time.
Fry: C'mon, Leela. Can't the diet wait a few days? I'm on vacation.
Leela: Fry, it's just a salad. It won't kill you.
Fry: But how do you know that?
Leela: Trust me.
[A waiter approaches to take their orders.]
Waiter: May have your orders?
Fry: Yea, I'll have a Slurm, and the Buggalo Burger Basket, and a salad.
Waiter: And for you ma'am?
Leela: I'll have a Diet Slurm and a Buggalo Burger and salad as well.
Waiter: All right. I'll be back with your drinks.
[The waiter leaves. He returns a short while later with their drinks and their salads.]
Waiter: Here you are, your meals will be ready shortly.
Both: Thanks
[They both then eat their salads. After a short while, Leela looks up at Fry who is gulping down his Slurm.]
Leela: Oh and Fry, from now on it's going to b Diet Slurm.
[He finishes and looks at her, surprised.]
Fry: But why? I like regular Slurm.
Leela: Because I said so.
Fry: I guess I'll change if it'll make you happy.
Leela: Good, now finish up your salad.
[They continue to eat without another saying a word, only occasionally looking at each other. Soon, the waiter came back with their main course and took the salads back. Fade out.]
[Fade in. Fry and Leela are now walking outside, on there way to the concert. They are walking along a darkened street, the only lighting coming from a few lamp posts. There were a few vehicles parked on the street. ]
Leela: Fry, this doesn't look right. You sure you heard the waiter correctly?
Fry: Yea I did.
[He turns his head to look around and across the street he spots a DeLorean DMC-12, which looked more like the one from Back to the Future than a stock one. He runs across the street, to get a good look at the car. Leela notices this and follows.]
Leela: Fry what the hell are you doing, we're going t be late to the concert!
[Fry slowly approaches the car, staring in awe at it. Leela walks up to Fry, obviously angry and annoyed.]
Leela: What the heck is this thing?
Fry: You don't know what this is?
Leela: No, what is it?
Fry: Leela, this is a DeLorean! The exact car from Back to the Future!
Leela: The what?
Fry: A DeLorean DMC-12. And this one could travel through time.
Leela: Fry, it's a piece of junk from the Stupid Ages.
Fry: Junk? This isn't junk, this car could time travel, after hitting 88mph.
Leela: Fry, just leave it and lets go.
Fry: Oh fine, but can we see if I can get one we get home?
Leela: Only if we get to this concert.
Fry: All right, but where can I find one you think?
[They resume walking down the street, the sound of steel drums began to echo.]
Leela: I'm sure you can find one in some museum or something. Now lets just go enjoy some music.
Fry: Ok, I guess we'll just follow that music.
[Fade out.]
[Fade in. The two are enjoying themselves, both are having drinks with umbrellas in them. All around them people are dancing and otherwise enjoying themselves. Amongst the crowd though, is Walt along with a couple of goons, trying and failing to be inconspicuous.]
Leela: So Fry what do you think?
Fry: Meh. Still kinda like snoozer music to me.
[Leela turns her head and notices that Walt and the goons are trying to be discreet in moving towards them. [I]God he is so stupid. If he thinks that I can't see him he's dreaming. I wonder where the other two imbeciles are.[I] She finishes her drink and hands the glass to Fry.]
Fry: Where you goin honey?
Leela: I gotta take care of some business.
Fry: What ever, you want another drink?
Leela: Sure, another Bahama Mama.
Fry: Ok. Be right back.
[Fry then walks towards the bar while Leela moves in on the brothers. She silently approaches Walt who is pretending to be enjoying the concert, and taps him on the shoulder. He turns around and grins at Leela.]
Leela: I thought that the last time we meant I told you to stay away from my husband and I?
Walt: Hmm, I don't seem to recall that one.
Leela: Let me refresh you memory a little. Hiiya!
[She punches him in the nose, he falls backwards , but the goons catch him. A small amount of blood is beginning to drip from his nose.]
Walt: Oh right you were going to pulverize us right? Well lets see how you handle my friends Boris and Vasily.
[Both goons give Leela mean looks and growl at her. Walt snaps his fingers and the goons move in.]
Boris: You will be crushed little girl.
Leela: Oh yea? Let's see you try. Hiiiya!
[Leela does a roundhouse kick with her boot contacting with Boris's chest. The big Russian just stood there and grinned, unaffected by the blow.]
Boris: Ha, nice try freak.
[Boris then runs at Leela, but just before he impacts her, Leela drops to the ground and rolls away, causing Boris to run into a high top table. He turns around, now very pissed off. Vasily then moves in on Leela from behind and grabs her wrist and twists it around behind her.]
Leela: Get your hands off me! I can kick your sorry asses!
Boris: Such nasty talk from a lady.
[Boris then moves in and punches Leela in the gut, being the tough women she is, she doesn’t show any sign of weakness.]
Boris: Not so tough now are you freak?
Voice[OS]: I'd watch who your calling a freak.
[Boris turns around and sees DIA agent Sarah Walker dressed in black covert-ops coveralls. She held a silver silenced Colt .45, its barrel pointed directly at Boris's forehead.]
Sarah: Now tell your friend there to let her go, or I put a neat little hole in your forehead.
Boris: You think you can threaten me with that ancient piece?
Sarah: We'll see about that. [She cocks the hammer, the mechanism loading a round into the chamber. Boris looks at her, still not convinced that this is a serious threat.]
Boris: Try me.
Sarah: Ok. [She then pulls the trigger and lets loose a round into Boris's forehead, it making a neat red dot. The big Russian stumbles before collapsing to the ground. She then turns the gun on Vasily.] Now let her go, or else the same thing will happen to you.
[Vasily then releases Leela and walks away.]
Leela: I could of handled it.
Sarah: Sure, it looks like you had it under control. Now I suggest you and Phil get outta here.
Leela: I can handle myself, and I don't leave fights.
Sarah: I suggest you leave this one. Now get out of here.
Leela: Fine.
.
[Leela then walks away to go find Fry.]
[Cut to Fry who is standing next to a high top table, with two Bahama Mamas. Leela storms by and grabs his arm.]
Fry: Leela what gives?
Leela: We're leaving.
Fry: Why?
Leela: Because I said so.
Fry: Ok geez.
[Leela pushed and shoved her way through the crowd, dragging Fry along.]
[Cut to the interior of a panel van. Along one wall is a bank of monitors, all carrying various feeds from Mom’s Friendly Video Surveillance Unit. Sitting at the console is Larry while his brothers occupy the front seat. One of the feeds shows Leela and Fry walking into an ally.]
Larry: Hey Walt, I found them!
Walt: Excellent, now where are they?
Larry: It looks like they’re going right past us.
Igner: What are we going to do?
Walt: Shut up you! [He slaps him]
Igner: Oww.
Walt: Now once they get past us, what will do is run them over and then recover the bodies.
Larry: Sounds good Walt.
[Cut back to Fry and Leela walking down the street, again only a few street lights are lit, and two are flickering. Leela is obviously angry, while Fry has no clue as to the cause.]
Fry: Leela what’s wrong?
Leela: Nothing, just that you might be in danger.
Fry: What do you mean?
Leela: I ran into Walt, and then got upstaged by that DIA agent Walker. I could’ve taken those goons myself.
Fry: It’s OK Leela, just calm down and we can go back to the room.
[As they walk past a dark ally, a tan-colored hover van with ‘Smothers Brothers’ on the side slowly creeps out of the ally. Once the hover van is lined up to Fry and Leela, Walt guns the engine, and the van leaps forward.]
Leela: FRY GET OUT OF THE WAY!
Fry: What?
[Leela then shoves him out of the way of the incoming van and onto the pavement.]
Fry: Leela what’s going on?
Leela: Someone’s trying to kill us!
Fry: Who?
Leela: We’ve got no time for that, we need to find a way out of here!
[The hover van stops at the end of the street, does a u-turn then comes at them again, Fry hurries down the sidewalk to where the DeLorean from earlier was parked. He motions for Leela to come over, when all of the sudden a laser bolt flashes by her head, barely missing her pony tail.]
Fry: Leela, come over here, this thing's unlocked. And the keys are in it.
[Fry opened the driver’s side gull wind door as Leela sprinted up beside him].
Fry: Come on, get in. We can get away in this.
Leela: No way Fry, I'm not getting in this piece of junk. It's ...
[At that instant, another laser bolt skimmed the top of Fry's head, burning off the tips of his hair horn.]
Fry: Owww. [Paring the flames out.]
Leela: Like I said, [Jumping through the door] what are you waiting for? Let's go.
Fry: Yes dear!
[He jumps in as well, and pulls the door shut. The interior of the car was very much like that of the one from Back to the Future. Fry sat staring at the controls. [I]Wow this is just like the car from [I] Back to the Future. ]
Leela: Fry, stop day dreaming and get us out of her!
[Leela shook him, wakening him from his trance.]
Fry: Oh right.
[Another laser blast passes over the car, impacting a brick wall. Fry hurries up and turns the engine over, and it came to life. The car then slowly lifted off a few feet off the ground and sat motionless. Fry looked at the controls obviously confused as to what to do.]
Fry: Uh, Leela what do I push?
Leela: Here [She pushes a large red button labeled GO]
Fry: Thanks.
[He guns the engine and the car speeds away, with the van following them and laser blasts fire over head. After some time, they enter a heavily populated tourist area, Fry weaves the car through the crowd, narrowly missing several tourist.]
Leela: Fry watch out!
Fry: I'm trying!
Leela: Try harder!
[Fry continues to avoid both people and objects, while Walt and his brothers continue to fire on them, without regard to collateral damage. The chase goes on for several more minutes with the two vehicles chasing each other through the streets of Nassau. Fry looks down at the gauges and sees the fuel gage is nearly on E.]
Fry: Leela look for a ally with a dumpster!
Leela: Why?
Fry: Because this car runs on garbage! And we need fuel!
[Leela looks for and spots an ally. Fry turns the car sharply and enters the ally. The van flies by the ally entrance and ignores their presence. Following the van are several police cruisers. He powers down the car and gets out, he then runs to the dumpster and starts taking random pieces of trash and stuffs them in a blender-like device labeled 'Mr. Fusion'. Leela gets out of the car and looks at Fry, eyebrow raised.]
Leela: Mr. Fusion?
Fry: Yea, its what powers the car.
Leela: Kinda primitive. Hurry up, and I'm driving.
Fry: Fine, your better anyway.
Leela: I know that. Now get in.
Fry: Right.
[Leela gets in the driver seat and Fry finishes putting the garbage into Mr. Fusion. He then enters the car. Leela starts up the car and creeps slowly out of the ally, looking for any hint of their pursuers. She sees none, and then moves out of the ally and starts heading towards the hotel.]
Leela: Fry, keep an eye out for any bogeys.
Fry: Ok.
[Leela continues to speed up, gradually more secure in the fact that they lost them. As they round a corner however, and see that there’s a multicar pile up involving several police cars and the van. Leela grins and engages the flying mode and flies over top of the carnage, Fry looks down at the mess.]
Fry: Wow, I never seen so many cars involved in one wreck.
Leela: Well serves them right.
[As they fly over, Walt, Larry and Igner are shaking their fists at them. An officer walks up to the van.]
Officer: Would ya mind tellin’ us who ya are?
Igner: We’re owl exterminators.
[Walt manages to reach over and slap him. Fade out.]
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[Fade in to the suite. All the lights are off, except for the one in the bathroom. Fry rolls over and after not bumping into Leela, he wakes up to the sound of puking noises coming from the bathroom. Curios, he first looks at the clock, which read 4:08 AM, and then he gets out of bed, dressed only in pair of underpants, and opens the door to the bathroom. What he sees is Leela hunched over the toilet heaving. Alarmed he rushes over and sits beside her. He puts an arm around her and looks at her eye.]
Fry: What’s wrong honey?
Leela: Well obviously I’m sick.
Fry: Well then why don’t we go to the doctor to see what’s wrong?
[Leela then again heaves, although nothing comes out. She sits back down and leans against the toilet.]
Leela: I’ve got another idea go get my wrist-a-mjijer.
[Fry does as he’s told and goes and gets her wrist-a-mjijer, he returns a minute later. She takes it from him and presses a few buttons on it. A blue light then emits from it, she hands it back to Fry.]
Leela: Wave the blue light down my body, OK?
Fry: Yup.
[He does as he’s directed and carefully waves the light over her body. It only takes a few minutes for the device to make a diagnosis. Fry waits a few moments before handing it back, then what see’s on the screen causes him to faint, he collapses on the bathroom floor unconscious.]
Leela: Fry what’s wrong?
[She moves to pick up the device and looks at the screen. What she sees are the words CONGRATUALTIONS, YOUR PREGNANT! She just sits there staring at the little screen, not believing what she sees. She sits back and another screen popping up asking if she wanted to know the sex of the child. She declined and glanced at Fry, who was starting to come to.]
Fry: Uhh, what just happened?
Leela: You fainted. [She smiles]
Fry: I fainted? Why?
Leela: Because I'm pregnant.
[Stares at her and blinks several times.]
Fry: You’re pregnant?!
Leela: Yup, we're going to be parents!
[Leela moves over and hugs him, tears starting to form in her eye. Fry embraces her and the two sit there on the bathroom floor, arms wrapped around each other.]
Fry: Uh Leela, it's still like 4 AM, shouldn't we go back to bed.
Leela: How can you think about sleep at a time like this? We've only got eight months! Eight months and there's so much to do.
Fry: Can't we start in the morning?
Leela: It already is morning.
Fry: Well you know what I mean. [He yawns]
Leela: Well you can go back to bed if you want, but I’m going to…[She yawns] start planning out what we’ll have to do when we get home. [She yawns again.]
Fry: You look tired, how about we go back to bed [He yawns] and we can pick this up later?
Leela: I’m fine Fry, besides I doubt if I’m going to get much sleep anyway.
[Leela yawns again, then her head falls into Fry’s lap and she starts snoring. Fry sighs and then gets up and attempts to carry Leela over to the bed. He manages to get her in place and tucked in. He then goes around to his side and gets in, and as soon as his head hits the pillow, he’s sound asleep.]
[Time lapse, a few hours have passed since their ‘good news’. They both are still in bed, that is until the sound of the phone ringing. Leela opens her eye and reaches over to pick it up.]
Leela: Hello?
Voice: This is the front desk reminding you that your scheduled check-out time is 12:00 PM. It is now 11:15 AM. We also have two tickets for the 1:00 PM space train departing from the Nassau UniTrack station. Thank you.
[Leela slams the receiver down and throws off the covers and gets out of bed.]
Leela: Fry get up, we have to leave.
[Fry moans then gets up, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.]
Fry: What’d you say?
Leela: We have to get ready to leave. Hurry up and get in the shower, and then start packing.
Fry: Only if you come to.
Leela: We don’t have time, just get cleaned up and ready to go.
Fry: Fine, geesh.
[Fry heads to the bathroom to take a shower while Leela begins to pack her things and lay out her clothes for the day. A few minutes later Fry comes out with a towel wrapped around his waist and Leela throws his pants at him hitting him in the face.]
Leela: When I get out of he shower, I expect you to be ready to go.
Fry: Yes captain! [He gives her a mock salute]
[Leela sighs, and then she goes into the bathroom to take her shower.]
[Time lapse, cut to the Nassau Space Train Station, main lobby. Fry and Leela are rushing through the lobby, both of them carrying arms full of luggage. They approach a open ticket counter and set their bags down, both are breathing heavily.]
Ticket Clerk: May I help you?
Leela: Yea, we have two tickets for the 1 o’clock New New York Central.
Clerk: Name please?
Leela: Fry.
[The clerk hands Leela two boarding passes.]
Clerk: Here you are, the New New York Central leaves on track 5, in about 15 minutes. You can place your checked baggage on the stand here.
[Leela and Fry place their larger suitcases on the conveyor belt next to the counter.]
Clerk: Thank you and have a nice day.
[They then leave the booth with just their carry-on luggage, which for both of them are back packs. They walk over to a map displaying where to find their train.]
Fry: So where do we go?
Leela: I’m looking. Ok, it looks like we just head down those stairs and it should be right there.
Fry: Well let’s go then.
[They run down the stairs, pushing and shoving their way through the crowd, then suddenly a laser a blast passes right in front of them, blowing chunks of marble around, and causing the crowd to scatter. Leela instinctively grabs Fry and drags him to cover behind a trashcan.]
Fry: What the hell was that?
[He puts head up over top the trash can, Leela forcibly pushes him down, seconds before another laser blasts passes above them. She pulls out her laser pistol, and begins firing randomly into the rafters. The whistle on train blew. Leela then picked up the cover of trashcan.]
Leela: Fry, when I say go, we make a dash for the platform.
Fry: Got it.
Leela: GO!
[The couple then breaks cover, making a dash for the platform, Leela’s holding the trashcan cover like a shield while still firing her pistol. The sniper continues to blast them but misses. After a short run, they manage to make it on to the train just as it's about to leave.
The whistle blows again and the train begins to leave the station. Fade out]
Planet Express, few days later.
[Fry and Leela enter the conference room, coming in at the end of Hermes’s meeting.]
Hermes: Sweet Llama of da Bahamas’! It’s bout’ time ya showed up.
Fry: Sorry Hermes, we overslept.
[They walk over to take their seats, while everyone looks at them.
Leela [whispering into Fry’s ear]: Aren’t you going to tell them?
Fry [whispering]: Oh right. [Out loud] Good news everyone!
[The Professor wakes up.]
Farnsworth [startled] : Eh wha? who said that? I’m supposed to say that! Who are you people?
Leela: I’m pregnant!
[Everyone looks at them, shocked expressions on their faces. Hermes drops his PDA, and Bender craps a few bricks and drops his beer.]
Bender: Congratulations meat bag! You do work fast. This calls for a beer! [He takes a six pack out of his chest and chugs all six at once.] Wait a sec, what’s pregnant mean?
Leela: It means we’re having a baby.
Fry: Or as you would put it, a mini-meat bag.
Bender: Well in that case, this calls for another beer! [He pulls another three beers out of his chest and chugs them.] Your going to name it after me right? Bender Jr.?
Fry: I dunno maybe. [He begins to seriously think about it, until he sees Leela’s icy glare a him.]
Hermes: Sweet something of someplace! Fry mon, did ya fill out form 097 stroke B stroke 36097-7?
Fry: Huh? A What?
Leela [rolling her eye]: Oh lord.
Hermes: Da’ ‘Notice of Intention to Impregnate’ form! Ya’ got to have one of dem’ first, since ya didn’t fill dat one out we got ta get ya form number 1894 stroke A stroke 03456789-R1 Notice of Impregnation and Request for Summary Retroactive Grant Of Application in absence of 097 stroke B stroke 36097-7. Before ya leave today stop by my office and we’ll get ya the proper paperwork.
[Hermes then leaves, a smile on his face humming a Jamaican tune.]
Amy: You know Leela; you’re going to need a whole new wardrobe of maternity clothes. And I know just the place to go to get them, but I doubt we’ll find something that will match those boots. I’m sure we’ll be able to find something though.
Leela: I don’t know Amy, I don’t think we can afford to shop at your kind of stores.
Amy: Spluh! Don’t worry about that, I’ll buy. Leela: Amy I appreciate the offer, but I’m fine really.
Amy: Guh, you can be so stubborn sometimes. Come on, we can bring Fry along to carry the bags.
Fry: Huh? What’s going on?
Leela: Well I guess it wouldn’t hurt. Come on Fry, Amy’s taking us shopping.
Fry: Do I have to?
Leela & Amy: Yes.
Fry: Fine I’ll go. [Fade out]
[Fade in to Fry, Leela, and Amy entering Alien Overlord and Taylor. Once inside, Amy leads the group to the maternity section, which is towards the back of the store.]
Amy: Ok Leela, just wait there while I go and see what they’ve got.
Leela: Fine.
[Amy sees the clothes rack, and buries her head in side it, trying to find some outfits. Leela waits patiently while Amy searches.]
Amy: Guh, they just don’t have anything good this season.
Fry: Why did I have come here again?
Leela: So that you can help us with carrying stuff.
Fry: Oh, so I gotta be the pack mule then?
Leela: Well it wouldn’t hurt you, [softly] besides it will help you build up those muscles.[She squeezes his biceps gently and smiles at him.]
Amy [To herself.]: Leela just doesn’t have any taste, time to change that.
[Leela narrows her eye at Amy who’s attention is devoted to searching through the clothes rack, oblivious to the fact that Leela heard her comment.]
[Fry looks around the store, not looking at anything in particular when he spots three oddly dressed old ladies coming towards them. As they are coming closer they squeeze by Fry and Leela.]
Old Lady #1: Excuse us sir.
Fry: Uh sure.
[Fry and Leela step out of the way to let them pass.]
Old lady #3: We’re lady shopping.
[Old lady #2 discreetly backwards kicks the third one. All three walk past to an adjacent clothing rack. After a few minutes, the first old lady comes up to Leela. The other two seem to have disappeared.]
Old lady #1: Excuse me miss, can I borrow your young man for a moment? These support trusses are awfully heavy.
Leela: Sure, he would be glad to help. Wouldn’t you honey?
Fry: What ever you say dear.
Old lady: Excellent, just follow me sonny.
[The old lady takes Fry’s arm and leads him around the corner towards the dressing rooms.]
Leela [turning around.]: Haven't you found ...ohh poo, where did she get off to?
[Leela looks around for Amy and finds her looking through another clothing rack and sees that Fry is being dragged past her by the old ladies. [I]What has he done now? Fry bites the hand covering his mouth.]
Fry: Leela! Help!
[Leela rushes over to Fry and grabs his legs and pulls him free, startling the old women.]
Leela: What’s going on here?
Amy: I’m looking for some maternity clothes for you Leela.
Old lady 1: He touched Mildred in an inappropriate place. He needs to be taught a lesson.
[Fry’s eye’s grow wide at what was said. Leela glares at him for moment; he starts to furiously shake his head no.]
Leela: Right, he does have a habit of doing that.
Amy: Hey Leela these are cute, but they wouldn’t look good on someone as big boned as you.
[She glares at the intern, whose attention is fully devoted to the clothing rack. She turns back to the old women.]
Leela: So which of you is Mildred? [The three old women go into a huddle.]
Amy: Oh here’s something, no wait that’s totally from last season, and so not hip.
Leela caught the occasional whispered word: you ... me? ... Why do I always ... Owww! [They break the huddle and indicate the middle one.]
Old lady 2: I’m Mildred.
Leela: Well then I think it’s time for Mildred to be touched again. Hiya!
[She kicks ‘Mildred’ in the gut, causing her to stumble backwards and her wig to fall off, revealing that it’s Larry. Leela then gets angrier.]
Leela: I should of known it was you idiots! Now time teach you a lesson. Hiya! [She launches into another roundhouse kick aimed at Walt, who tries and fails to dodge it. Her foot gets him in the side.]
Walt: We never give up, mother always gets her way.
[He then tries to head butt Leela, but she skillfully dodges the attack, sending Walt into a nearby clothes rack. On the rebound Larry sticks his foot out, causing Leela to stumble into Igner who’s cowering in a corner. They lock eyes at each other momentarily confused, Leela looks down and notices that Igner has his hands on her boobs, they stand there, she growls.
Igner [Squeaking]: Mommy!
[She pulls back to punch his lights out. Larry makes a grab from behind, she spins around and delivers the punch, but his hand scrapes down her shoulder. With a bone jarring crunch and a sound like cloth ripping, she connected a boot to his gut.]
[Leela walks over and grabs Walt by the top of his shirt and tosses him over by his brothers.]
Leela: If I EVER, see you come any where near my family or friends again, you won't be walking away. Get out of my sight!
[The three of them scamper away, afraid for their lives. Leela then walks over to Fry and hugs and kisses him, and in the emotion of the moment Leela didn't notice that her top was barely staying on. Amy takes her head out of the clothing rack and walks up to them, and sees how they are behaving themselves.]
Amy: Guh! Get a room! At least when I want snu-snu I go to the dressing room.
[Fade out]
A few months later...
[Fade in to the PE lounge Fry, Leela, and Bender are on the couch. Fry and Bender are watching TV, while Leela is reading the book 1So Your Going To Have A Baby?. The Professor enters with Hermes in tow. Both are smiling broadly.]
Farnsworth: Good news everyone!
[All three moan.]
Bender: What's so important that we need to interrupt the 1All My Circuits marathon?
Farnsworth: Because I'm finally able to get the rest of that data out of Fry's head. Oh my yes. Now if you'll come with me.
[They reluctantly get off the couch and follow the old man to the lab.]
[Cut to the lab, where there is a Clone-o-Mat like device. The device has one key difference though, is that does not have the tube of green liquid, just an chair and a dome with wires coming out. Even Agent Walker is there, with her laptop hooked up to the device. Farnsworth walks over to the device and starts pushing a few buttons, turning it on.]
Farnsworth: Now Fry i need you sit down in this chair and place that thing on your head.
Leela: Are you sure this going to work Professor?
Farnsworth: Oh my yes, it's perfectly safe. Now step into the chair. [muttering] If only I could of tested this on some sort monkey....
[Fry goes over and sits down and places the dome like device over his head. The Professor then starts up the device and after a few short minutes, the experiment was actually successful. Fry got out of his chair and scratched his head.]
Fry: Uh what just happened?
Sarah: The remaining Intersect data was removed from your head. The DOOP Intelligence Agency thanks you for your time.
[She then closes her laptop and retrieves her briefcase and leaves. Leela looks at the Professor.]
Leela: So Fry's back to his regular old self?
Farnsworth: Oh my yes, Fry is back to his old dimwitted self.
Bender: Well let's all go get drunk!
Hermes: Since dey are no delivers dats fine. But Fry needs to fill out some papers.
Fry: Can't it wait till tomorrow?
Hermes: No mon, da Central Bureaucracy waits for no one.
Leela: How bout you meet us at O'Zorgnax's? I'm going home to change anyway. It's 3 now, so six should be fine.
Fry: Ok, you got that Bender?
Bender: Yup sure thing skin tube.
[Bender leaves, Leela gives Fry kiss before she to departs. Fry follows Hermes to his office. Fade out.]
[Fade to Fry walking down a street. He has his hands in his pockets and is humming Walkin' on Sunshine, obviously in a very good mood. He looks down and spots a full regular Slurm can laying there just waiting for him. Oh man a free Slurm! And a regular one too! He begins to walk toward it, his conscious began telling him otherwise. Despite that, he bent down to pick it up, when the can moved just out of reach.]
Fry: Grrr, come here!
[He bends down, and yet again the can moves just out of reach. This continues on throughout the streets of New New York, he chases it around corners, across the street, totally oblivious to the horns blaring at him, he even causes a minor traffic accident. He chases the can into an ally, and over a fence, then up a fire escape, through a window, and down a staircase and out into a street. Much to his surprise, he sees the can get into a hover taxi, and summarily hails the next one, he jumps in.]
Sal: Wheres tos?
Fry: Follow that Slurm!
Sal: Youse gots it.
[Sal gases the taxi, and they follow the taxi with the Slurm for several blocks until the it stops and Fry gets out of his taxi and hands Sal a twenty. Fry continues to chase the can around another couple of corners until he’s in a darkened alley. He bends down and successfully grabs the can, holding it in triumph.]
Fry: Ha! Yes I got you, it may have takin me a while but now your mine!
[Fry then opens the can and chugs the drink. While he's drinking the Slurm, a shadowed figure approaches him from behind and knocks him over the head with a pipe. Fry collapses to the ground and the figure drags him away.]
[Cut to O'Zorgnax's pub, where Leela, and Bender are sitting in a booth. Leela is having just a Soylent Cola since she’s pregnant and can’t drink. It’s obvious that she’s nervous, and keeps looking at her wrist-a-majig.]
Leela: Ok, it’s nearly 7 and Fry’s never this late for anything. I’ll be right back.
Bender: Just relax Big Boots, I’m sure he’s fine.
Leela: Well I’m going to call Hermes to see if Fry’s still there.
[She gets up and steps out side and dials Hermes on her wrist-a-majig, Hermes face appears.]
Hermes: Leela? What da ya want?
Leela: Is Fry still at work? He hasn’t shown up yet.
Hermes: Fry left at 5:30 mon, sorry.
[He hangs up. So much for his help. Hey wait I know. Leela then pushed a few buttons on here wrist-a-majig and it brings up a map of New New York. Good thing I had asked the Professor for that GPS upgrade. Now where is he? After a short minute, a red dot appears, centered on Mom's Friendly Storage Facility. Leela went from concern, to anger. Damn him! Why did he have to get captured? Time to rescue his ass. Leela quickly dials Amy's number.]
Amy: Oh hey Leela, what do you want?
Leela: I need you to go and get the ship ready.
Amy: Why? We have emergency delivery or something?
Leela: Not exactly, Fry's being held by Mom and we're going to crash the party.
Amy: All right see you there.
[Amy hangs up, Leela then turns to return to the bar, when Bender appears.]
Bender: Hey big boots, you find out where Fry is?
Leela: Yes, how would like to do some breaking and entering?
Bender: Hmm, I guess I could help, but it'll cost you. [He sticks his hand out, Leela sighs and hands him 20 bucks.]
[Cut to the entrance to Planet Express. Leela, Bender, and Amy are standing around the entrance, Leela approaches the intercom to contact the professor, so he can disable the security field.]
Leela: Professor, it's Leela, can you disable the security field?
Farnsworth: Who did you say you were? I don't know any Leela, now go away and leave me alone!
Leela [sigh]: It's Leela, the one with the purple hair?
Farnsworth: I thought i told you hoodlums to leave me alone! Now go away before i call the cops!
Bender: Hey Big Boots I got an idea. [Bender grabs a random passerby and smashes the glass door.] See now we can get in.
Leela: Thanks Bender.
Bender: I’m great I know.
[All three then enter the building, and when they get up to the lounge they are greeted by an angry Farnsworth, in his pajamas.]
Farnsworth: Who are you people and what makes you think you can just come strolling here!
Leela: We work here Professor, and we need the ship.
Farnsworth: You do? I don't recall hiring any of you.
Leela: YES, we do!
[Farnsworth thinks for moment, then smiles.]
Farnsworth: Oh my yes now I remember, now why are you here again?
Leela: We need the ship to rescue Fry, he's being held by Mom.
Farnsworth [angry]: Damn that woman! She just can't give up, I'll show her who's boss!
[He struts off to get his hove recliner, and appears a few moments later with his flying helmet and goggles on.]
Farnsworth: Well what are you waiting for let's move it!
[All three look at each other, and then proceed down the stairs and into the ship.]
[Cut to a warehouse type facility, there is a single blub on illuminating a small area where Fry is tied to a wooden chair. Fry is motionless, his head hanging below his shoulders. He groans and starts to move. Man that was some Slurm. Why does my head hurt? He slowly picks his head up and opens his eyes, his vision is blurred.]
Fry: What happened? Where am I? [His vision starts to clear. He tries to move but notices he’s tied to a chair.] Leela, if this is another one your games, I’m all for it. But was the hit on the head necessary? That hurt.
[A figure approaches from the shadows, he stops at the edge of the light.]
Voice: Welcome to our little Inquisitorium, Mr. Fry. I’m afraid your Leela won’t be saving you this time. [evil laughter].
Fry: Who are you?
[The figure steps into the light, and it’s Walt, with an evil grin on his face. He walks up to Fry.]
Fry: What the hell do you want with me?
Walt: Oh we just want what’s in here. [He taps Fry’s skull, he turns his back and claps his hands, turning on the rest of the lights. This also revels that the other two brothers are there as well as Mom and Ogden Wernstrom, who are making out like teenagers. Everyone gets grossed out, Walt coughs and they stop.]
Fry: There’s nothing in there! I swear!
Mom: Jam crack in it! Wernstrom, get that scanning device ready.
Wernstrom: As you wish.
[He goes over to a computer station and types a few things and a robot appears with a brain scanner attachment. He places it on Fry’s head.]
Fry: What are you doing to me?!
[The machine starts to make whirring noises, then Fry starts to feel a tingling sensation in his head, when suddenly the machine starting making more strange noises, while Wernstrom is furiously typing on the keyboard.]
Mom: What the hell did you do you bastard!? I thought you said you can handle this!
Wernstrom: I don’t know! It’s like it’s been reversed!
[Meanwhile Fry is shaking like he’s having a seizure. And suddenly the machine starts to spark and shake violently, and there’s a small explosion, and once the dust settles everyone’s clothes are in tatters and Fry is slumped in the chair his head off to one side and is drooling.]
Mom: Well this was a waste of time! [She slaps Wernstrom, then her sons.] Well I guess we’ll have to do an old fashioned autopsy. Walt cut off the head!
Walt: Yes mother.
[Suddenly a loud crashing noise is heard and Leela, Amy, and Bender who are all armed to the teeth, and the Professor in his armed hover recliner, and is napping.]
Leela: If anyone’s going to be any beheading its me! Hiya! [She launches into a flying kick and her boot contacts with Larry’s face sending him down in pain.]
Mom: Walt, Igner! Attack!
Igner [whining]: But Mommy, its the booby lady!
[Before they could react, Amy shoots them with stun gun and they fall to the ground. The professor comes out of his nap. Amy continues to cover the sons wth her blaster rifle.]
Farnsworth: Eh Wha? [He adjusts his glasses and sees Mom.] Damn you woman! You evil whore, you woke me up from very nice nap!
[Wernstrom walks next to Mom.]
Wernstrom: Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in!
Farnsworth: WEEEERRRNSTROM! I should’ve known you be involved in some sort of evil plot!
[Leela looks and sees Fry with the machine on his head, which is smoking, and Fry is still drooling. She rushes to him and throws the machine to the floor and slaps Fry across the face, waking him.]
Fry: Leela? But how did…
Leela: Shut up. [She kisses him deeply. After a long kiss, she unties him and carries him over her shoulder.]
Bender: We done yet folks?
[Farnsworth lowers his hover recliner and goes over to inspect Wernstrom’s smoking machine. He takes out a gizmoniter and waves it over the machine.]
Farnsworth: You know what wrong didn't you Weeerrnstrom? It seems that you had the polarities reversed.
[Wernstrom walks up and examines the machine.]
Wernstrom: I had the polarities right you decrypt fossil!
Farnsworth: Not according to this gizmoniter. It says here that when it attempted to scan, something caused it to be reversed and Fry's brain began sucking the data from the machine.
Wernstrom: Impossible!
Farnsworth: It is so! You see it was because of Fry's strange brain pattern, so there!
[The two old men turn to stare each other down.]
Wernstrom: Your wrong Farnsworth, and you know it!
Farnsworth: Ooooh! I'm right, and I give you an B+!
Wernstrom: A B+? Ha! At least it's not like your pathetic Smell-o-Scope!
Farnsworth: The Smell-o-Scope is brilliant! If it wasn't for that, we'd all be under 20th century garbage!
[Leela, tired of the two rivals bickering walks up at pulls the two apart.]
Leela: Enough! Professor we're going home.
[She then drags Farnsworth away like a mother pulling a child away from a toy.]
Leela: Bender, will you and Amy secure these jerks?
Bender: You got it Big Boots. [He pulls some rope from his chest cabinet. He tosses one end to Amy and the both of them tie up the brothers, Wernstrom and Mom.]
Leela: Fry get the professor's chair and follow us to the ship?
Fry: Sure honey. [He gets into th hover chair and follows them over to the ship. Fade out.]
7 MONTHS LATER
[Fade in to the PE lounge, where Fry, Leela, and Amy are sitting watching the TV. Fry is drinking a Slurm, has his arm around Leela who is 9 months pregnant, and showing it. Leela looks at Fry narrowing her eye.]
Leela: Fry, I thought I told you no regular Slurm?
Fry: One regular Slurm isn't going to kill me, Leela. I've been really good with this diet. I think I'm entitled to just one regular Slurm. Just because you're pregnant and can't have any, should I suffer?
Leela: YES! YOU DID THIS TO ME, FRY! That's it! You’re never touching me again! And get your feet off the table!
Fry: Meh. You've been saying that for months. [Fry then places a pillow underneath her feet.] And it's usually right before, and then again after, we have snu-snu. Are you happy?
Amy: Guh. That's more than I ever wanted to know. So have you guys thought of a name yet?
Leela: Quiet! The news is on.
Fry: Ok, Leela calm down.
Leela: I said quite!
[Zoom in on the TV, Root 2 News is on with Morbo and Linda.]
Linda: We have breaking news from the planet Muscovy where newly elected president Castvez Putler is giving his victory speech.
Morbo: Castvez Putler defeated his puny opponent in a landslide election. Morbo congratulates him on his win, may death come quickly to his enemies.
[TV cuts to a packed auditorium which has several flags which a like that of the Soviet Union, but instead have a laser rifle where the hammer would be. The camera zooms in to the center stage, where a humanoid male in a highly decorated military uniform walks up to the podium. He was tall, around 6’ 6” and had muscular build. He had angular facial features and a black mustache. The crowd fell silent as the man began to speak.]
Putler [VO by translator]: Comrades! I come before you today as your newly elected leader. The failures of the previous administration will be forgotten. This election proves that the people of Muscovy are tired being oppressed by the DOOP and it’s puppet here. For too long the Democratic Order of Planets has been the oppressor, not the liberator as they clam. It is time for someone to stand up to these buffoons and show them how to run a government. The Great Blue Sphinx is nearing its end as a power. They are all corrupt politicians, looking out for only themselves, I say no more. That is why as my first act as President, I am proposing a secession from the DOOP…
[Cut back to the couch, where Leela looks like she’s in some pain. Fry looks over, concerned.]
Fry: You OK Leela? You don’t look so well.
Leela: I’m fine, just some false contractions.
Fry: If you say so, you know it’s almost time.
Leela: AAAH, Fry my water broke, somebody call an ambulance!
[At that moment a puddle of water formed underneath Leela. Amy gets up and takes out her cell phone, but slips on the puddle of water and swallows it.]
Fry: I’m on it honey.
[Fry gets up to go to the vidphone, but slips on the puddle of water. Bender walks in, smoking a cigar and beer in hand. He turns and looks at the mess.]
Bender: Whoa big boots, I didn’t know you had bladder issues.
[Leela turns at him her face a mix of pain and anger.]
Leela: My water broke, which means I’m about to give birth. [She starts to get up and clenches her fist in pain.] AAAAH. Bender call the hospital, please!
Bender: The miracle of life, eh? Neat [Takes camera out and snaps a picture of Leela in obvious pain.] Oh, and for $20 I’ll dial the hospital. Another 10 bucks and I’ll send the call.
Leela [angry]: Just call the damn hospital! I don’t have time to deal with your crap!
[Fry gets off the ground. He looks at Bender who’s standing idly watching the events.]
Fry: Bender?
Bender: Oh hey meat bag, you owe me for calling the hospital.
Fry: Huh?
Leela: Hello, is anyone going to help me get up?
Fry: Oh right honey. I’ll give you an extra ten if you record this Bender.
Bender: You got it organ sack.
[He presses a button on his head and one eye socket extends while his antenna begins to blink red.]
[Fry helps Leela off the couch and she places an arm around his shoulder, helping her to the elevator. Amy managed to get up and help Fry carry her.]
Amy: We can take my car. It'll be faster.
Leela: I don't care how you get me there, just hurry up damn it!
Fry: Relax honey, just calm down and breath.
[Fry and Amy manage to carry Leela down the elevator and out to Amy's car. Fry and Leela get in the back while Amy drives and Bender records the moment.]
[Time lapse. Cut to a hospital room. Several hours have passed and Leela is in the last moments of giving birth. Fry is standing by Leela's side holding her hand. Bender is standing behind the doctor recording the moment.]
Doctor: All right Mrs. Fry, your doing great, only a few more pushes.
[Leela pushes]
Fry: Bender, you getting all this?
Bender: What? Oh, yeah, whatever. [Not really caring] Yeah, yeah. Push Leela.
Fry: You are taping this, right?
Bender: Oh, when did you want me to start?
Fry: Never mind, come on honey your almost there!
[Leela pushes again.]
Doctor: Almost there, one more big push.
Leela: AAAAHHH.
Doctor: there, congratulations, it's a girl.
[One of the nurses cut the umbilical cord and hands the baby over to Leela, whose quite exhausted. The child is crying but stops when Leela cradles it. She has two eyes and looks to be a healthy baby. Her parents look down on her.]
Leela: So Fry, have you thought of a name?
Fry: Um Leia? Like from Star Wars?
Leela: I like it.
Nurse: We need a name for the birth certificate.
Leela: Leia Munda Fry.
[The nurse writes down that on June 6th, 3004 at 06:30 Leia Munda Fry was born. ]
Nurse: Excuse me need to take the child’s weight and length.
[Leela hands Leia to the nurse who weighs and measures her.]
Nurse: She's a healthy 8lbs and 21 inches. We'll be back to check on you in a few.
[She hands the child to Leela and the nurses and the doctor, and Bender leave to let them have some privacy.]
Fry: Can I hold her?
Leela: Sure.
[She hands him Leia, Fry takes her, then he starts making Darth Vader-like breathing noises.]
Fry [In Darth Vader voice]: Leia I am your father.
[Leela smiles and Leia giggles.]
Leela: Ok, Fry why don't you go tell the others?
Fry: Ok.
[Fry leaves to go to the waiting room. In the waiting room and walks over to where the others sitting.]
Fry: It's a girl!
[Everyone gets up and congratulates him. Fade out.]
The End.
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