Futurama

Fan Fiction

A New Friend
By Nick Maniakc

Fry: (Snaps a can of Slurm open)

Leela: Eww, Fry You do Know you're drinking crap that came out of a worm's Ass right?

TV : Commin' Up next: "Sexy Robots!"

Fry: Shh TV

Bender: (Walks in the room) What's on TV? ..ooo female robots!

Hermes: Ookay people we have a delivery to make.

Bender: Nooooooooooooooo! I'm watching girls. They're not like normal ones, they polish their Breasts 5 times a day!

Zapp Branigan: Hey if it ain't the sexy one-eyed Cyclops

Leela: Go to hell, Zapp!

Bender: Hey Leela, ain't that the guy you slept with?

Leela: QUIT REMINDING ME!

Zoidburg: (Walks in the room) Where'd Fry go?

Leela: He should be right ther- Uhh I don't know...

Bender: Well, I'm guessing he went away from another delivery!

Professor: Oh this is the 4568712357512387th time he did this... Counting...

Meanwhile

 

Fry: Hoof its chilly outside... Damn, can my life get worse? Why'd Bender's building burn down..

Some guy: Hey! You!

Fry: Huh?

That Guy: What year is this?

Fry: It's the year 3004, why?

Guy: HOLY CRAP!!!!! I'm over 1,000 years old!!!

Fry: Wait, You're from the 20th century? I am too! I was frozen delivering a prank pizza call

Guy: Me too! .. Oh, by the way I'm Nick. Nice to meet you- uhh...

Fry: The name's Fry

Nick: Nice name

Fry: Let's go meet the others

Nick: Others?

They went home

 

Fry: Hey Hermes and Amy, where's the others?

Amy and Hermes: They were in a hurry to deliver a bomb

Amy: Hey Fry, Who's that?

Fry: Oh, That's my new friend Nick. He's also from the 20th century!

Amy: nice to meet you, I'm Amy.

Hermes: And I'm Hermes.

Nick: Nice to meet you both

Fry: You still have ta meet Zoidberg, Bender and Leela. Oh, and Cubert and Dwight

The Planet Express ship comes in

Nick: Nice ship

The door opens Leela, Bender and Zoidberg come out

Leela: Who's this Fry?

Fry: He's My new friend Nick, He's also from the 20th century

Bender: (Spits out his cofee at Zoidberg)

Zoidburg: Hey! (licks it all off him) Mmm Still Fresh

Nick: Hey Leela

Leela: Yes Nick?

Nick: What's with the Eye?

Leela: I'm an alien

Nick: Oh, Makes sense

Bender: Hey Nick, can you do this? (Opens his door and gives nick a beer)

Nick: I'll give you a dollar if you can do that again

Bender: (Wispering) Easy money

Leela: (very very gently wispering to no one) Fry finally a friend that I like, reminds me

Leela's thinks of Fry's old friend

Leela: Fry!! TELL YOUR STUPID FRIEND TO STOP EATING MY HAIR!

Fry: Sorry, No can do

Back to the real life

Nick: Hey Leela, are you ok?

Leela: Oh yes I'm fine, thanks for asking...

Fry: Hey Leela, I can tell you like Nick!

Leela :( really blushing) Oh no. It's just umm uhh hmm gah dah...

Amy: It's ok Leela, he's cute

Leela: (Looks around, Nick's in the kitchen getting food) Can you keep that a secret?

Bender: I don't know

Amy: Leela if you don't hurry to him, another girl will take him

Fry: And you can kiss him in front of Zapp. Oh and I might not be able to keep it as a secret

Zoidburg: I'll keep it secret.. I think

Hermes: I don't know, It depends how often I see him. If he likes to limbo, the chances are he will know soon...

Everyone but Leela and Nick: Hey Nick! Leela-

Leela: SHUT UP EVERYONE BUT NICK!

Nick: And the crowd goes silent. Does any one have anchovies?

Fry: Sadly, it's extinct

Nick: Damn I never tasted it and I thought I should try it today

Leela: Don't worry Nick, you didn't miss much..

Fry: Nick come on let's go take a tour around

Leela: Can I come?

Fry: No

Nick: I say you can

Leela: Thanks Nick

At a pizza place

 

Fry: Can we have a pepperoni and cheese pizza

Pizza guy: Would you like 3 fries and 3 milkshakes with that?

Fry: Sure…

The ordered thing appears in front of Fry, Leela and Nick

Leela: (Grabs Nicks hand)

Nick: Hey, what a you doing? Oh I get It, 1234 I declare a thumb war

Leela: 123!

Nick: Hey that was too quick. Anyway, let's eat!

Homer: Hey Fry!

Fry: Homer I'm busy, go back to Springfield

Homer: Fine be that wa- (Gets hit by a truck)

Nick: That's gotta Hoyt!

Leela: hey Nick?

Nick: Yes Leela?

Leela: umm well I've been thinking uhh… never mind

Fry: (Whispering to Nick) She likes you a lot. She told everyone while you were in the kitchen.

Leela: Fry! Did you tell him?

Fry: Uhh, don't worry about it...

Leela: Fry why did you? I wanted to wait because I'm kindda shy... Well Nick now you know, so what do you think?

Nick: I don't know, my tummy hurts cause I ate too much pizza...

Leela: I mean about me liking you

Nick: I'm ok with that… Wanna go out for dinner tomorrow just you and me to get to know each other?

Leela: WOULD I?

The next day

Fry: Whoa! Leela I've never seen you so dressed up!

Leela: Do you think Nick will think I'm attractive?

Fry: OOOO yeah

Nick: Hey Leela! You're looking nice

At a restaurant

Leela: Thanks for taking me here Nick

Nick: not a problem

Voice: Now presenting the nicest couple award of the night… The winners are Nick and Leela

A light flashes on them

Leela: Ow my eye

Nick: Here's your sun glass Leela

Leela: Thanks Nick

Later on throughout the day

Leela: One nice trophy huh Nick

Nick: Ooh yeah!

Fry: Nice trophy. Where's Amy, I heard her boyfriend Kif died

Leela: What were you planning? Make out with her?

Fry: Well I think every one should be in pairs, and if you havta pair Maggie Simpson and a Cactus, so then that's what we'll do..

Fry: Let's go to the slurm factory! I won again!

Nick: I hear that stuff comes from a worm's ass…

Bender: I'm coming too

At the factory

Queen: Wahh!!! The people who made us lose all of our money are here!!!

Servant worm: There's a new one that we don't know,

He might be dumb!

Fry: Hey wormy slurmy ass

Leela: She's gonna try and kill us again to make millions

 

Find out what will happen next on the next story

Buddies