Futurama

Fan Fiction

A New Friend, Part 2
By Nick Maniakc

Queen: Wahhhhhhhh!!! (Drinks from her butt) WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Worm: Don't worry, Qween,-

Queen: QWEEN?!?!?!?

Worm: Uh Queen Mam, I locked the gateway to enter. No more worries

Queen: Thank you..

Outside the gate

Nick: LET ME IN!!!

Fry: (Crying) I want Slurm! Fresh

Leela: Well, It's not too bad, I heard that they found a new beach on Mars, so I don't think This is very bad

Bender: You 2 seem to be forgetting I can Bend the bars.

Fry: YAY!!!!

Nick: DAMN IT! I mean yay....

Leela: Well, I’m going to the ship, Will anyone join me?

Nick: I will, I hate Slurm

In the Ship

Zapp Branigan: (Landing) Well If it isn’t Leela

Kif: He wants to know If you're straight or if he could get a sex change

Leela: (Grabs Nick hand tight) I already found someone

Zapp: Well he and I will need to fight for you

Nick: Is this going anywhere? Weirdo You look too dumb to fight! (Picks up Zapp with one hand and chucks him to the other side of the universe)

Leela: That was unexpected

Fry and Bender: (Running to the ship with 1million worms after them) Wait for us!!

(They jump on)

The ship takes off

Fry: Whew, that was close.

Leela: NIBBLER I FORGOT HIM (She jumps out of the ship to get him)

Fry: Does anyone know how to drive?

Bender: No

Nick: No

Fry: No

Bender: No

Fry: No

Nick: Yes

Fry: than take the wheel

Nick: (Grabs the wheel and lands close to Leela with a rope hanging down) Climb up Leela!

Leela: (Nods her head and climbs up) Who drove? That was good

Nick: I did...

Leela: Good job

Bender: (Takes his disk out and falls) I’m Bender, Please insert girder

Leela: (Puts his disk back in) Why did you do that?

Bender: Well, I have a better question: who's driving the ship?

Nick: I am

Bender: Uhh, I’m bored what’s on TV?

Fry: Commercials

Bender: damn...

Nick: Ok we're here

Leela: Good job. Again

Fry: Hey Nick, I’ll Show you around New New York

Nick: New New York? I lived in Canada…

Leela: Hey, Why don’t we go there on a trip.. Never Mind because I think.. Never mind

Zoidberg: (Walks in the room) Hey Fry, can you come here? In the Kitchen..

Fry: Ok.

Zoidberg: There’s a new beach, wanna go fight over a girl?

Fry: No I don’t want my arm cut off just for you to die!

Zoidberg: Then let everyone go..

Fry: Ok

They walk into the living room

Fry: We're done talking..

Bender: Are you gay? Is that why you were in there for long?

Zoidberg: We’re going to the beach!

Leela: Alright let’s go!

At the beach in the girls change room

Amy: Hey Leela, check out my new bathing suit! It’s rainbow color!

Leela: Mine's just blue..

Amy: o well… it’s still cool, did you know blue is Nick’s favorite color?

Leela: Really, How do you know?

Amy: I was eavesdropping on Nick and Fry while they were talking.

In the boys room

Fry: Normal green shorts..

Nick: Don’t worry that’s a light green and I know Girls are attracted to light colors!

Fry: Good point…

Nick: I only have Blue shorts and I always swim with a white T-shirt.

Fry: Leea’s Favorite color is blue!

Nick: Mine too

Hermes: I have Orange shorts for swimming

Zoidberg: I’m a lobster so I go in with a white muscle shirt and white shorts

Nick: Cool!

Dwight and Cubert: Hey! Wait for us

Hermes: Dwight and Cubert where were you?

Cubert: We sat down on the dock and unfortunately (Looks at Dwight), Dwight farted and then the dock broke and it’s wood so it floated away with us on it

Dwight: Don’t forget the octopus part, We saw a huge octopus and then we both kept farting and it died!

Hermes: That’s not a nice thing to do…

Cubert: Sorry to say, BUT THE OCTOPUS WAS GONNA EAT US!!!

Hermes: Ok fair enough..

Professor: My bathing suits to big for me, My wrinkles have been Eating me

Zoidberg: And don’t forget your head is the shape of a peanut!

Prof: How sad..

Outside

Amy: What took you so long?

Leela: Ya, you took at least 1 hour!

Hermes: We were talking to Dwight and Cubert!

Nick: Last one in the water is a rotten Octopus!

Every one gets in

Leela: Who was in last?

Nick: The professor! He’s not even in yet

Fry: ha I’m no longer rotten then!

Leela: Let’s play tag (Goes up to Fry) You’re it!

Fry: No I’m Male.. oh

They started to all play tag for a day. It started that Fry was it then Leela then Nick Then Hermes and the professor was sooo slow that Hermes caught him and The professor was it for the next 23 hours..

Fry: Come get me!

Prof: I got you now- Never mind I slipped on an ice cube…

Nick: Oh sorry I spilled my Martini…

Bender: (crying) That poor Martini.. It will never come back… (Open’s his door) Who’s up for a Martini!

Nick: Me

Fry: Me

Leela: I guess I’ll have one…

Zoidberg: Why not..

Amy: through one here!!

Prof: Nope not me…

Hermes: Might as well

Cubert and Dwight: Gimme

Bender: Here you all go!

Nick: One Martini

Fry: ooh ya!

Leela: Don’t you touch my wife!!!

Nick: She’s really drunk..

Fry: I know, it’s just her

Leela: You just never learn (Starts to drown)

Nick: I’ll save her!

Nick swam down 100 feet and brought Leela back to The sand. They were all around waiting for her to wake up

Nick: She’s waking up!

Leela: What happened?

Nick: You were extremely drunk then you sank to the bottom of the Lake than I swarmed down to save you.

Leela: Thanks Nick..

One hour passed

Fry: Wanna go smash a slug?

All: Ok

Nick: You all go get the hammers while I find slugs to smash

All: Ok

So every one went to the ship except Nick

Nick: Ahh What a life

The Ship

Leela: Did anyone find anything?

Fry: No Leela, Some one will soon if they can concentrate on looking for it then hear you every 2 minutes!

Leela: Sorry, but Nick’s waiting for us…

Zoidberg: I found all the hammers!

Amy: Way to go Zoid!

Hermes: ok Let’s go to the beach now ‘cause Nick is Waiting for us

Everyone got to the beach and in the water

Nick: Ok we found 16,814,765 slugs now let’s smash them!

So they smashed all of them

Prof: Now Slugs are extinct!

Nick: Don’t have a cow!

Leela: We can stay for the night in the ship so let’s go

They’re all in the ship with sleeping bags all over the ship

Nick: All settled in for the night! Who will turn off the light?

Bender: I installed a stretch program in me on the internet today, so my arm can stretch my stretchy arm and turn off the light

Fry: Well Bender instead of waiting and explaining, why don’t you do that?

Bender: Oh! (Stretches his arm and turns off the light)

The next day Leela’s up and every one just wakes up … Now

Leela: Good Morning every one, I made pancakes

Every one runs to the table and eats every this on it in 1 secend

Leela: You Ill Mannered sacs of crap!!!

Fry: Did you say sac?

Nick: Let’s go swimming!

In the water

Leela: (only half way there) Almost there, Sooo cold!

Nick: (Splashes Leela) Come on get in the water!

Leela: Fine… (Jumps in the water)

Nick: See that wasn’t so bad was it?

 

What will happen next? Is a shark gonna come and eat them? Are they all gonna be in prison? What will happen in the water??? The only way to find out what’ll happen, is to wait for the next story!

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