Fry Am The Egg Man
By Onuki
[Flashback from 1 week earlier] Shunsuke and Fry are married after 5 hours when they met through a TV show and arrive at Fry’s apartment to sleep. Shunsuke walks in and is surprised to see the disorganized home. Shunsuke was wondering how Fry could be this messy. Not even he was at an extreme like this, but this is Fry and he loves him. They enter his room.
Fry: What do you think?
Shunsuke: I love it!
Fry: Yay!
They smile. Fry takes off his shoes, socks, and pants revealing his white briefs with a light amberish grey waistband. Shunsuke does the same, revealing his light goldish grey briefs, and hugs his only love.
Fry: Aw, this is great.
Shunsuke: Yep. I want to move in here.
Fry: Awesome!
[End of flashback]
The Planet Express crew has a 5 song mini concert planned for January 11, 3012. They’re promoting their newest single, “My Hero!/Closet Full Of Love”.
1. My Hero! (3:49)
Words & Music - Roger Joseph Manning Jr.
Produced & Arranged by John Zoidberg
Snare Drum - Shunsuke Onuki
Lead Guitar - Amy Wong
Rhythm Guitar - Turanga Leela
Bass - Scruffy
Keyboard - Hermes Conrad
Singing Bowls - Bender Rodriguez
Vocal & Background Vocals - Philip Fry
Mixing & Drum Recording Engineer - Hubert Farnsworth
Guitar and Bass Recording Engineer - Amy Wong, Turanga Leela, Scruffy
Recorded at Sunset Sound and King Size Sound Labs, Los Angeles, California
Vocal Recoding Engineer - HATAGOSHI Hideyasu (Sony Music Studios Tokyo)
Vocal Recoding Assistant Engineer - TAKANE Shinsaku (BURNISH STONE RECORDING STUDIO)
Vocal Recorded at BURNISH STONE RECORDING STUDIO
2. Closet Full Of Love (3:01)
Words & Music - Butch Walker/Kara DioGuardi
Produced & Arranged by John Zoidberg
Hi-hats - Shunsuke Onuki
Lead Guitar - Amy Wong
Rhythm Guitar - Turanga Leela
Bass - Scruffy
Keyboard - Hermes Conrad
Programming - Bender Rodriguez
Vocal & Background Vocals - Philip Fry
Recording & Mixing Engineer - Hubert Farnsworth
Assistant Engineer - NAKADA Takeshi (Hitokuchi-zaka Studios)
Recorded at Ruby Red Studios, Atlanta, Ga. & Hitokuchi-zaka Studios
No one knew what to except when entering the venue and saw the staff setting up the band’s equipment.
The band appeared on stage and the audience cheers. Zoidberg sits in front of a moderate azure table where various singing bowls are arranged in a circle. Amy, Leela, and Scruffy pick up their black/white Gibson Explorer, Flying-V, and Thunderbird instruments from their stands. Hermes sits in front of his Nord Electro 3 keyboard with 61 keys. Shunsuke sits down behind his drum kit.
Pearl Masters MCX (Lime Sparkle Fade) - 24x16 kick drum x 2, 14x5.5 snare drum
Sabian Cymbals - 18" AA Thin Crash, 15" AAX X-Celerator Hats
Pearl Hardware - D-1000SPN, C-1000, H-72W, P-2000C, S-790
The show ends and positive feedback is received.
Shunsuke and Fry are sitting on the couch in their apartment. Shunsuke had now officially moved in.
Fry: Shunsuke, I’ve been thinking about Mr. Peppy.
Shunsuke: Who’s that?
Fry: A monster I used to nurture. I wanna see him again.
Shunsuke: If it’s safe, then all right.
Shunsuke and Fry arrive at the planet. Mr. Peppy was well and had produced 7 eggs.
Fry: See, Shunsuke? He’s friendly.
Shunsuke: Hi, Mr. Peppy.
Fry: Shunsuke, can we take an egg home with us?
Shunsuke: Um, OK.
Fry picks up an egg and brings it with them.
Back on Earth, the Planet Express crew is at work. Fry and Shunsuke walk in on time. Fry is carrying the egg in his hands.
Leela: Fry, what’s that?
Fry: An egg.
Hermes: What kind?
Fry: Uh...
Shunsuke: A bone vampire.
Zoidberg runs out of the room.
Zoidberg: Run away!
Fry: Shunsuke said it was OK.
Shunsuke: We’re returning it later.
Leela: Fine but keep the rest of us away when it hatches.
A week later, Fry and Shunsuke are back on the planet with Mr. Peppy as the egg hatches.
Fry and Shunsuke: Aw.
The two boys release the monster, which they named DOKI DOKI, and return home.
Fry gets an email requesting his meal preparation skills be put to good use at the restaurant. He invites Bender and Zoidberg to join and they agree. Their first customers walk in. It’s a group of 5 Arab men wearing short sleeve one-piece brilliant amaranth outfits that have 6 grayish sea green buttons along the front with collars and yellow boots with dark grayish blue soles. The Arabs sit down and place their orders. They all order the breaded shrimp combo. Looking inside the tank with live shrimp, none of the cooks could press the button to boil the food.
Bender: Agh, I can’t do it.
Zoidberg: Me either.
Fry: They’re quite cute.
Zoidberg: Maybe fake shrimp would be just as adequate?
Bender: Let’s try that!
Fake shrimp is served on plates with French fries by waiters. The Arabs look over their meals and talk amongst each other. They enter the meal preparation room and tie up the cooks with moderate persian blue rope.
Arab #1: What is this?
Bender: Breaded shrimp with French fries.
An Arab picks up one of the “shrimps”.
Arab #2: Taste this and tell us what you think.
Zoidberg: We would but -
Fry: We all ate already.
Bender: We couldn’t eat another bite.
Arab #3: Come on! One more won’t hurt.
Zoidberg: But our stomachs are full!
Arab #4: Open up or we’ll make you.
Fry, Bender, and Zoidberg (crying): Please don’t!
Arabs: EAT IT!
Their mouths are forced open and made to chew the food.
Arab #5: Fake shrimp! We didn’t order that!
Fry, Bender, and Zoidberg are untied and sent home for unsatisfactory work.
Fry and Bender arrive home where Shunsuke was waiting on the couch watching TV. Shunsuke hugs Fry and they both smile.
Bender: I’m going to my room.
Shunsuke: How was your day, Fry?
Fry: We got sent home early. Let’s go cuddle on the couch in our underwear.
Shunsuke: Yay!
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