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Here’s the fourth and final part. Enjoy!
[Time lapse. Fry and Bender are standing in front of the shaft, which is a square tube about six feet across. It sticks out of the ground by about four feet and the top is covered with a metal grate. Fry looks down the shaft to see a ladder leading down. He looks over to Bender, who is standing idly smoking a Zuban cigar.]
Bender: What do you want skin tube?
Fry: Can you bend these bars?
Bender: Of course I can! I’m a bending unit remember?
Fry: Sure, just do it.
[Bender walks over to the top of the shaft and bends the bars creating a man-size hole in them. Fry gets up and starts to climb down the ladder. He looks up to see Bender following. A short time passes then Fry reaches the bottom of the ladder, he finds himself in another vent shaft. He ducks down and crawls forward. He glances at his wrist thingy, which has a map display on it showing two dots, one him and the other Leela. He could see that he was getting closer to the dot that was Leela. The two continue along the air duct, but Fry stops suddenly, causing Bender to run into him.]
Bender: Hey watch it meat bag! I almost got my antenna stuck in your ass!
Fry: Bender quiet! There could be some guards underneath that could possibly hear us.
Bender: Fine, just give me a little warning next time.
[Fry looks out a vent, and sees that they are inside the complex. They are only the atrium though, which appears to be empty. Fry continues moving down the air duct.]
[Time lapse. Fry and Bender are still crawling in the air ducts. Fry looks down at the map and sees that his and Leela’s dots are nearly on top of each other. Fry looks around to see a grate is below him. What he sees is a plain concrete hallway, and no threats directly below. He pushes the grate open and jumps down, Bender follows.]
[After they exit the grate, Fry looks around and notices that they’re at three-way intersection. He looks over to the wall in front of him and sees a sign saying ‘Holding Cells’ and its pointing to the left. Fry heads down the hallway with Bender following behind. They were careful to avoid any security cameras, and other security measures. After few minutes they come upon a door marked ‘Holding’. There’s a console with a keyboard and retina scan device next to it.]
Fry: Hey Bender, you want to get this door opened?
Bender: Fine, just remember that it was me, Bender, that got you in.
[Bender then takes a cord from his chest cabinet and plugs it into a socket on the console. A few seconds later, a green light flashes on the screen and the door opens, reveling two guards standing near the cell block. They attempt to draw their weapons, but Fry pulls out his Desert Eagle and put two .50 cal slugs into each of them, sending their body’s flying backwards.]
Fry: Bender stay here and make sure no one else comes this way!
Bender: You got it skin tube. [He pulls a mini gun out if his chest compartment. Fry runs down the hall, passing the two dead guards. He comes up to row of prison cells, with force fields over their entrances. The first one he comes to he sees Leela. She’s nervously stroking her pony tail, her clothes are ripped in several places, and she smelled too. She looked confused at the man standing on the opposite side of the force field.]
Leela [nervous]: Who are you?
Fry: It’s me Leela, Fry. [He pulls off his boonie hat, reveling his red hair and hair horns. Leela starts to regain herself and approaches the field.]
Leela: But how did you find me? And how did you get here. You didn’t fly the ship again did you?
Fry: Intersect in head remember? Now how do I turn this thing off? We need to hurry, Bender’s charging by the hour.
Leela [Turning serious]: You mean Bender’s here to?
Fry: Yea, now tell me how turn this thing off.
Leela: The main power switch for the force fields is at the end of the hall.
[Fry looks down and sees a switch at the end of the hallway. Its encased in safety glass and so Fry again unloads another round into the switch, causing the force fields to be deactivated.]
Fry: Here Leela take this! [Fry throws her a laser rifle from one of the weapons racks, which she caught.]
Leela: Thanks!
[The two meet up with Bender, who is firing his mini gun at some guards. There is a pile of dead bodies a few feet in front of Bender, and he’s standing in a knee-high pile of spent bullets.]
Bender: Hehe, that was fun. Let’s cheese it!
Fry: Bender wait! We have to get the Parabox!
Bender: So? You and big boots can do that. My mission here is done.
[Bender then ran towards the exit, leaving Fry and Leela to get the box themselves.]
Fry: Ok Leela, you know where the Parabox is?
Leela: I think I heard it being in the secure vault. But I don’t have any idea where it is.
[Fry looks down at his map display, and finds that the vault Leela mentioned is two levels below them.]
Fry: It’s on sub-basement B, two floors down. And there’s an elevator at the end of this hallway.
Leela: Well then lets get moving Fry.
[She then proceeds down the hallway, stepping over numerous dead bodies. Fry follows her.]
[They reach the elevator, only to find that in order to activate it they need a valid hand hand print. All around them alarms are going off, and red lights flashing.]
Fry: Uh-oh it looks like we need a hand print. Got any ideas Leela?
Leela: Yea, I'll need your help.
Fry: Ok.
[They go over to one of the dead guards and drag his body over to the console, and then placed his hand on the scanner. A green light flashed on the screen and the doors opened. They left the body where it lies, and entered the elevator. Once in the elevator, Fry looked at the console and pressed the button. The doors closed and the elevator descended. As the elevator moved, typical elevator music played in the background. The ride lasted a few minutes, once the elevator stopped and the doors opened, they found they were facing the business end of several dozen laser rifles.]
Fry: We're boned
Leela: Yup.
[The outline of the figure of one Zapp Brannigan approached them. He was again in a plain gray velour suit.]
Zapp: Well well if it isn't the lovely Leela. You thought you could escape the Zapper? Ha!
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Leela: HIYA! [She goes into a flying roundhouse kick, her boot contacting with Zapp's face. He stumbled backwards clenching the side of his face.]
Zapp: Leela! Only you could make a kick like that make me feel happy.
[One of the guards managed to catch Zapp and brace him for a few seconds before they both collapsed to the floor, The guard unable to hold up the mass of Brannigan. Immediately both Fry and Leela heard the sounds of dozens of laser rifles charging up.]
Leela[shouting at Zapp]: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR ANTICS ZAPP BRANNIGAN! YOUR'RE A PATHIC LOSER! I'VE NEVER HAD ANY FEELINGS FOR YOU EVER! THAT ONE NIGHT WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!
Zapp: A very sexy mistake!
Leela [still shouting]: AHHH! [She then goes to town on Zapp, punching and kicking him in various places. Both Fry and the guards looked on in amazement as the purple-haired cyclops beat Zapp to a pulp.]
[After about five minutes of relentless punching and kicking, Zapp's motionless lay on the floor, his face now swollen , as are other parts of his body. Blood was dripping out of his nose at an quick rate. Leela by now was panting from the intense beating she just rendered.]
Leela: That feels better.
Fry: Uh Leela, remember the many guns pointing at us?
Leela: What was that Fry?
Fry: Look forward
[Leela then looks ahead of her to see that they are indeed still facing the business end of several dozen laser rifles. She also notices that there is another figure walking through crowd. As it gets closer, Leela sees that the figure is that of Walt, Mom's oldest son.]
[As Walt moves forward, the guards step aside allowing him clear passage. Once at the front, he looks down at the mangled heap that's Zapp Brannigan. He shakes his head in disapproval.]
Walt: Tsk tsk. I had a feeling that this would happen. Mother will not be happy to hear about this.
[Walt heard a clicking sound, and when he looked up he found that he was looking down the barrel of Fry's Desert Eagle, a .50 cal round already chambered.]
Fry: Listen hear scumbag, you'll take us to that vault. I wont hesitate to pull the trigger.
Walt: Please your empty threats mean nothing. Guards, arrest them. Take them to Mother. I'm sure she'll be pleased to know who managed to infiltrate this complex.
[One of the guards then brings up a stunner and shoots them both, their bodies collapsing to the floor.]
Walt: Take the prisoners to Mr. Dawkins. As for Brannigan, take him to the med bay.
[The guards do as they are told, hand cuffs are placed on Fry and Leela, and four guards hauled them to their location. It took double that to move Brannigan.]
[Time lapse, fade in to see that both Fry and Leela are bound to plain wood chairs, they are in a room that looks like what you would find in a concrete bunker. In front of them sits a ordinary wood desk with a chair behind it. The room is lit by a single bare bulb. Fry starts to stir and slowly picks his head up and as his vision clears, he turns his head to see Leela next to him, still unconscious. Where am I? Why am I tied up? Is Leela all right? His thoughts were interrupted when he heard the sound of a door opening behind him. He attempted to turn his head to see who it was, but he failed. Dawkins enters, he is wearing a black suit and tie and carrying a black leather briefcase. He places the briefcase on the table and sits down in the chair.]
Fry: What did you to Leela?!
Dawkins: She'll be fine. What I want is in your head.
Fry: Huh? What do you mean?
Dawkins: Why the Intersect of course.
[He opens the briefcase and pulls out Fry's Desert Eagle, and a small laptop along with a brain-scan device. He also pulls out a vial of a clear liquid and a needle.]
Dawkins: Mr. Fry, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Its your choice.
Fry: Well I'm not doing either. Just wait someone will be here to rescue us.
Dawkins: Oh please. You really think that you're going to get rescued? Ha!
[At that moment, a couple of thuds could be heard outside the steel door. The door opened and much to both Fry's and Dawkins surprise, it was one Bender Bending Rodriguez, standing smoking a Zuban cigar, with a Tommy Gun in one hand and a bottle of Old Fontrane in the other. He guzzled the beer, then leveled the tommy gun at Dawkins whose face was now filled with fear. Bender took a drag on his cigar.]
Bender: Hey skin tube, say hello to my little friend! [He then pulls the trigger, and dozens of bullets spray out of the barrel, passing through Dawkins chest and impacting the concrete wall behind him. To get out of the way, Fry first pushed Leela's chair to the floor, then his chair fell.]
Bender: Hehe that was fun. I always wanted to say that.[The lifeless body of Dawkins slid down the wall, leaving a bloody streak.]
Fry: Uh a little help here Bender?
Bender: Oh sure thing meat bag.
[Bender then goes over to Fry and unties him, then Fry goes over to untie Leela. Fry grabs his pistol and holsters it. He then picks up the still unconscious Leela and carries her over his shoulder. ]
Fry: All right Bender lets get outa here. Did you get the Parabox?
[Fry looks around the room, and finds Bender looting Dawkins dead body.]
Bender: Yup sure [He opens his chest compartment to show that he does indeed have it.] lets go organ sack, you owe me, Bender, for this you know.
Fry: Just add it to my bill.
Bender: No problem buddy, just remember I expect immediate payment when we get home.
Fry: Fine. Lets go.
Bender: You got it.
[The two then exit the room, both of them firing they're weapons at the on coming guards.]
[They reached the main exit, and they nearly home-free, when Fry suddenly stopped running. He was breathing very heavy, and sweat was pouring down his face, the face paint running down his face. He set Leela down against a wall. He looked up and saw Bender was busy looting various dead bodies of the guards.]
Fry: Hey Bender can you take Leela back to the ship?
Bender: Ok I'll just add it to your bill. You owe me, Bender, for this Fry.
Fry: Thanks buddy. I got some unfinished business to take care of.
Bender: Sure whatever buddy.
[Bender picked up Leela and then carried her out the exit.
Much to the robot's surprise, the PE ship landed in front of him. He dashed up the steps and into the bridge where he found Westin piloting. Westin glanced at Bender, confused as to why the robot was carrying Leela and where was Fry.]
Bender: I'm back baby! [ Takes a drag on his cigar]
Westin: Where's Fry?
Bender: The meat bag said he had unfinished bushiness to take care of.
Westin: Oh. Well he better hurry.
[During that same amount of time, Fry was busy checking to make sure he had enough ammo, and then went running back into the complex towards the med bay. He stopped when he heard a familiar voice call out.]
Voice: If you're looking for me, I'm right behind you.
[Fry turned around and saw the unmistakable form of Zapp Brannigan emerge from the shadows. Fry saw his face semi-healed from the beating Leela gave him. Fry's face now showed just pure rage. He unholstered his Desert Eagle and pointed it right at Brannigan's forehead, aiming right between his eyes. Brannigan was unfazed by the display, and continued forward.]
Zapp [Laughing]: You really think that I'm afraid of that puny Stupid Ages relic?
Fry: You should be. The bullet that exits this barrel, is meant to resolve all the pain you've caused to Leela. Ever since that night, all you've done is cause her pain, and I intend to avenge that. I may be some guy from the Stupid Ages, but I think you deserve what you're getting.
Zapp: Which is?
Fry: This. [ He pulls the trigger, the hammer clicks down and sends a .50 caliber round downrange towards Zapp Brannigan. The former DOOP captain's face was shocked. The bullet hit right in the middle of Zapp's chest, creating a bloody mess, this sent the man flying a few feet backwards and landing on his back. Fry approached him, and saw that he was some what alive, he unloaded three more rounds into Zapp's body. After that,the only way to tell that it was Zapp Brannigan was by DNA testing. Fry then holstered his pistol and ran to meet the ship. But, as he left he made a quick detour to the boiler room. He managed to find some plastic explosives and a timer. He set the charges to blow after they cleared the area, and made sure that it was on the right way, remembering the time when the Professor built the bomb to destroy the garbage ball.]
[Cut to PE ship bridge, where Bender and Westin are waiting for Fry. Bender is smoking a cigar, while he taps his foot cup impatiently on the ships floor. He also has his arms crossed across his his chest, he is looking facing the door. Westin is in the pilots seat still, since Leela still hasn't woken up. Bender had placed her on the couch near the view screen. A few silent minutes pass, then the door swished open and Fry fell through, nearly out of breath, his body not used to so much work. His body finally gave out and he collapsed on the floor.]
Bender: Well its about time meat bag. Lets cheese it!
Westin: Next stop, Planet Express.
[As the ship takes off and heads out to space, a huge fireball erupts behind them.]
[Cut to the hangar at PE. The doors slide open and the PE ship lands. Bender and Westin exit the ship, to find Farnsworth and Hermes standing at the top of the balcony. Both are not very happy about the ship being used.]
Bender: I’m back baby! [Takes a drag on his cigar and blows the smoke in Westin’s face, causing him to cough.]
Farnsworth: Just where the hell have you been? Who are you anyway? I don’t remember hiring you! I’m going to take my nap! [Farnsworth then shuffles towards the lounge.]
Hermes: Bender mon, you know the rules about takin’ da’ ship for personnel use.
Bender: So? When have I, Bender, ever care about rules? And I didn’t take the ship anyway, it was Fry.
Hermes: If Fry took da ship den where is he? And Leela?
Westin: Um, they’re recuperating in the ship. We thought it best not to disturb them.
Hermes: Recuperating? Dis is a delivery company not a spa!
Bender: Take it up with them. I got a bill to calculate so buzz off skin tube.
[Bender then goes to into the lounge and pulls a calculator and green-tinted visor out of his chest cabinet and begins to calculate how much money Fry owes him. Westin leaves the building without a word.]
[Cut to Leela’s cabin on the PE ship, both her and Fry laying on the bed. Leela begins to wake up, and as her vision clears, she recognizes that she is in her cabin on the PE ship. Where am I? The last thing I remember is beating the crap out of Zapp then Walt then nothing. She then hears the sound of someone breathing next to her and sees the sleeping form of Fry next to her. She smiled softly. He had since changed into his regular clothes. She gently begins to push him.]
Leela [softly]: Fry, Fry wake up.
[Fry begins to move]
Fry: Huh?
Leela [softly]: Come on Fry, wake up. I want to know what happened.
[Fry then starts to sit up against the head board. He gives Leela a kiss then lets out a sigh, He then begins to re-tell the events that happened during the time she was unconscious. Complete with all the sound effects and arm motions. Leela is both shocked and awed at what Fry did.]
Leela: Fry, you mean you actually killed Zapp Brannigan?
Fry: Yup, he’s defiantly dead. And you don’t have to worry about his zombie coming back either.
Leela [tears are beginning to form in her eye. She then grabs Fry and hugs him]: Oh Fry, this is the happiest day of my life. I love you Fry.
Fry: I love you to Leela, and I can make this day even happier.
[Leela pulls out of the hug and wipes the tears from her face, and looks confused at Fry. Fry first gets off the bed and gets down on one knee. He then reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls a black velvet box. Leela gasps and puts her hand over mouth, waiting for him to open the box. Fry opens it to revel a decent-size diamond ring, Leela guessed it must have cost Fry a few of his paychecks.]
Fry: Turanga Leela, ever since I came to the future, I knew you were the only for me. Leela, will you marry me? Again?
Leela [sobbing]: Yes!
[Fry slips the ring on her finger, and then the two fall into each others arms. After a long embrace, they stand up and then begin taking each other’s clothes off and kissing wildly. Cut to the lounge where Bender is still figuring out Fry’s bill. He looks up from his work when he hears a strange squeaking noise coming from the hangar.]
Bender: Stupid skin tubes. Why do they have to be so noisy when they shoot DNA at each other? They never think that it might offend me, Bender.
[He goes back to his calculating and takes a swig of a bottle of Old Fontrane that was sitting near by. The scene then fades out.]
[Time lapse, a few hours had passed and Fry and Leela walk out of the ship into a darkened Planet Express. The both of them looking like they had just got out of bed. Leela had her hair down, she was admiring her ring as they walked. Fry had his arm around her while she was resting her head on his shoulder.]
Leela: Fry its beautiful. It must of cost you a fortune.
Fry: Actually I found it.
Leela: You found it?
Fry: Yea it was in the same box as our weading rings.
Leela: You kept them?
Fry: Yea I figured that I might need them again.
Leela: Well it looks you will.[She kisses him on the cheek. Fry just smiles back. The couple enter the lounge, Fry turns on the light, to find the lounge empty. On the way out, he turns off the light. The two are now standing outside the building in the glow of a street light.]
Fry: Can I walk you home?
Leela: Sure, why not.
[They link arms and walk down the street.]
[Time lapse, Fry and Leela are standing in front of the door to her apartment. They are facing each other, both looking into each others eyes, in Fry's case eye.]
Leela: Well here we are. You want to come in?
Fry: Why not. Besides I wouldn't want to wake Bender.
[Leela opens the door, and leads Fry inside. They make their way to the bedroom, and once on the bed the bed, they both fall asleep.]
[Fade in to the lounge at Planet Express. Its about mid-day and the lounges only occupant is Bender, he is sitting on the couch, drinking a bottle of Old Fontrane, and smoking a Zuban cigar. A few silent minutes pass, then the door opens and Fry and Leela enter.]
Bender: It’s about time you skin tubes showed up. Oh and Fry you owe me $3,150.
[Both Fry and Leela looked at Bender, and Leela narrowed her eye at the bending unit.]
Leela: What does Fry owe you for?
Bender: For helping rescue you big boots.
Fry: Bender, you know I don't have that kind of money! And how did you figure it anyway?
Bender: It was simple really. All I did take my hourly rate of $250 an hour, multiply it by the number of hours, 12.
Leela: Wait that only gives you $3,000. What about the other $150?
Bender: I was getting there Big Boots. That came other, additional requests. So where's my money meat bag? [He takes a drag on his cigar and a drink of beer.]
Fry: Uh listen Bender; you know that I don't have that kind of money. How about we work out some kind of deal?
Bender: A deal you say? Hmm. What about that ring on your finger Big Boots?
[Leela is at first shocked, then angry at Bender. She puts her hands on her hips and stomps over to Bender. She sticks out her finger at him.]
Leela: There is no way in robot hell that you're going to pawn my engagement ring!
Bender: Engagement ring? You mean you and Fry are going to get married?
Leela: Yes. Thanks for noticing.
Bender: Well tell ya what, I'll forget about Fry's bill if you guys let me cook at you're wedding.
[Fry and Leela both exchange nervous glances, both all to familiar with how bad the robot's cooking was.]
Fry: Um, listen Bender we know you like to cook, but frankly, I only just proposed to Leela last night and we haven't started planning anything yet.
Bender: Well then I wont forget that $3150 you owe me.
[Hermes enters, adjusting his glasses. He is reading something off a clip board. He looks up to see Fry and Leela looking at him.]
Hermes: Where in Babylon have you two been? I've got a important meetin' for ya.
Fry: Sorry Hermes.
Leela: Please Hermes, enough of the meetings.
Hermes: Oh no dis ones not wit me, but you have da honor of talking to Earth President Richard Nixon.
[They both look at each other, wondering what Nixon wants.]
Hermes: Now follow me, we can't keep da President's head waitin. Not only dat, but it's costin us a fortune to!
[They follow Hermes into the conference room, they sit down at the table and look towards the screen and see that Richard Nixon's head is present.]
Nixon: Philip J. Fry?
Fry: Yea?
Nixon: For your actions in saving both the Earth and the Universe, I award you Earth's highest award for valor, the Medal of Honor, presented by Slurm.
[Both Fry and Leela are shocked as the headless body of Spiro Agnew laid a black box in front of Nixon, while two small robotic arms come out and open the box, containing a gold medal with the Slurm logo engraved on its face.]
Nixon: Also, for your actions, you will also receive a lifetime supply of Slurm.
Fry [Excited]: Wahoo! Free Slurm! [He throws arms up in the air, he was about to get up and run around until Leela elbowed him that is.]
Leela: Fry, get a hold of yourself, your talking with the President of Earth!
Fry: Sorry.
Nixon: Now listen here, I'll present this award to you tomorrow night at a black tie reception at the White House.
Leela: Thank you Mr. President, we'll be there.
Fry: Uh can I ask you favor Mr. President?
Nixon: Arrrooo! You think you can just ask Nixon for a favor?
Fry: Well I was just wondering if you could give some recognition to Bender.
Nixon: Arrrooo, I suppose that I could do that, after all it was his body that got me elected!
Fry: Thank you sir.
[Nixon abruptly ends the call, the screen then goes black. Fry and Leela exchange glances at each other, then get up and leave. They go into the lounge, where they find Bender on the couch, a small pile of empty beer bottles next to him. He currently has a bottle in hand, as well as a Zuban cigar.]
Bender: Hey coffin stuffers, look Fry's on the news!
[He pointed his free hand to the TV, where Morbo and Linda are on, with a picture of Fry in a corner. Fry and Leela then both quickly take there places on the couch.]
Bender: Here ya go skin tubes. [He opens his chest compartment and hands them both bottles of Old Fontrane.]
Fry, Leela[Together]: Thanks Bender.
[They turn their attention to the TV.]
Morbo: Puny human Philip J Fry is expected to receive an award for his heroic actions in saving the Universe. Morbo would like to see this human save Earth when Morbo's people invade! Muhahaha!
Linda [She laughs]: Thank you Morbo, Mr. Fry will be awarded Earth’s highest award for valor, the Medal of Honor, presented by Slurm. Mr. Fry will receive the award at a black-tie event to be held at the White House. He is also awarded a life-time supply of Slurm.
Bender [Outraged]: Hey! What about me, Bender? Don’t I get any credit for helping save you two skin tubes?!
Linda: Also honored at the banquet will be Bender Bending Rodriguez, who helped in the effort. [A mug shot of Bender appears on the screen]
Morbo: Morbo better be invited to this banquet, or else I WILL DESTORY YOU! Muhahaha!
[The news cast ends, Leela shuts off the TV.]
Bender: Well it looks like somebody recognizes my greatness, by throwing a party for me!
Leela: Bender, as much as you think that party’s for you, its also for Fry to.
Bender: Oh yea, but I’m pretty sure all the attention will be on me, Bender.
Fry: Bender, we know your great, now lets drop this ok?
Bender: Fine, as long as you both know that I’m the greatest.
Leela: We know Bender.
[The Professor enters, with a very suspicious grin on his face, that could mean only one thing.]
Farnsworth: Good news everyone!
[All three moan]
Farnsworth: Oh my yes, everyone come to the lab.
[Farnsworth slowly turns and starts to shuffle to the lab, Fry, Leela, and Bender quickly pass him. Bender picks up the professor and carries him.]
[In the lab they meet Hermes and Zoidberg. There is also a large white sheet covering something in the middle of the room.]
Zoidberg: Hurray my friends have come to see me!
Bender: Shut it crab. [He sets the professor down and takes a drag on his cigar.]
Zoidberg [Drops head in shame]: Aw.
Farnsworth[Scratching his head]: Now why are you people here?
Leela: You said you had some new invention to show us.
Farnsworth: I did?
All: YES!
Farnsworth: Oh my, now I remember, everyone I present the Brain Data Transfer Computer! [He pulls the sheet off the machine, revealing a computer station attached to a chair with a sliver helmet attached to it. The helmet has various wires coming out of it, which lead to the computer. ]
Bender: And I should care about this why?
Leela: What's it do professor?
Farnsworth: Well you see when my idiot uncle decided to get all the Intersect data implanted in his head, I decided to start working on a way to reverse this process.
Fry: Really? So what's it do?
[Scruffy enters.]
Scruffy: There's a Sara Walker here to see a Philip J. Fry.
Fry: Who are you anyway?
Scruffy: I'm Scruffy, the janitor.
Fry: Oh, well show her in then.
Scruffy: Very well.
Farnsworth: So you think that you can just show anyone in then? I'm the one who owns this company!
Hermes: Der, der professor, we all know you da one dat one dat owns Planet Express. [He goes over to comfort the old man]
Farnsworth: Damn straight! You young whippersnappers better learn you lesson! Now get out of here!
[Everyone turns to leave the lab. When Fry, Bender, and Leela enter the lounge, they notice a new occupant, a very good looking blond, dressed in a business suit and looked to be about in her mid-late twenties. She was sitting at the table, looking over some papers. Fry admired the women, that is until Leela elbowed him. The woman looked up from the papers, at the threesome standing in the doorway. Bender guzzled a bottle of Old Fontrane and belched. He tossed the bottle to the floor, he noticed that the women looked at him.]
Bender: What you looking at skin tube?
[Bender walks over to the couch and sits down and turns on the TV.]
Woman: Are you Philip J. Fry?
Fry: Yea that's me.
Woman: I'm Sahara Walker, your new handler. [She extends her hand, which Fry takes. Leela eyed the woman suspiciously, wondering what her business was.]
Leela: Hi, I'm Leela. Fry's fiancé.
Walker: Nice to meet you. Fiancé? I was just looking over Mr. Fry's file and it said you were dating.
Leela: Yes he proposed last night. [She showed off her ring, and pulled Fry next to her.]
Fry: Uh what happened to that guy Westin?
Walker: Agent Westin was reassigned. I was selected to take over the job of protecting you.
Leela: Well it wont be for long, since the Professor invented a new machine that should transfer the data out of Fry's head.
Walker: Then that makes it easier for everyone.
Bender: Hey will you organ sacks keep it down! Calculon’s on TV!
[Leela and Sarah both look disapprovingly at Bender. He ignores them of course. Farnsworth enters, along with Hermes.]
Farnsworth: Good news everyone!
[Bender, Fry, and Leela moan. Sarah looks at them confused]
Farnsworth: Now come with me, I have new invention to show you! Oh my yes.
Bender: Do we have to?
Hermes: Yes! Or else I'll start dockin' ya pay!
[Hermes and the Professor leave. Leela, Fry, Bender, and Sarah follow reluctantly.]
[Time lapse, everyone s gathered in the lab, looking at the same machine as before. No one of course wants to be there. Farnsworth walks over to the machine.]
Bender: Why are we here again?
Farnsworth: Because I wanted to demonstrate my new invention! Now Fry, come over here and put this helmet on!
Fry: Ok.
[Leela stops him by putting an arm on his shoulder.]
Leela: Wait is this machine safe?
Farnsworth: Oh my yes, now get over here Fry!
[Fry goes over and sits down in the chair, and puts on the helmet. The professor then reaches over to the side of machine and turns it on. Various noises are heard as the machine warms up, also, the lights in the building dim slightly due to the power fluctuations. Leela has worried expression on face, as Fry sits down and puts on the helmet. The machine makes a beeping noise.]
Farnsworth: There, now we can begin the processes of extracting the information. [He goes to the keyboard and presses a few buttons. He then pulls a lever with some effort, and the machine makes more noises. Sparks then begin to fly from the helmet, then the power goes out.]
Leela: Professor, why did the power go out?
Farnsworth: The what?
Everyone: The power!
Farnsworth: Oh my no, I'll just turn on the emergency generator. [He claps his hands and the lights return to normal. However, Fry is slumped in the chair, unconscious. He looks like he was shocked, and is a mess. Leela rushes over to him, to wake him up.]
Leela: Fry! Fry! Wake up! [She then shakes him violently, causing the helmet to fall on the floor and break.]
Farnsworth: Now look at what you done you crazy women! You broke my machine!
[Fry slowly comes around. He opens his eyes to see Leela. In the background, Hermes hands Bender a ten.]
Fry: Uh what happened?
Farnsworth: That damn women broke my machine that’s what!
Fry: Huh?
Leela: The Professor had you use this machine to take the Intersect data out of you.
Farnsworth: Yes, but thankfully the power surge didn't affect the computer.
[He goes up to the computer and begins to type in a password. The DOOP Intelligence Agency logo appears and another prompt appears.
Walker: Excuse me, this is where I come in. [She walk over to the console, and Farnsworth steps away. She enters her password, then a retina scanner pops out and she gives her retina scan. The screen then displays a black background, and another prompt appears.]
Walker: Well according to this, only 75% of the data was successfully transferred. Is there anyway to get the rest?
Farnsworth: Oh my no, at least not until i get this thing fixed. [He kicks the machine]
Fry: So what does that mean?
Bender: What means skin tube is that you still got that computer in your head.
Hermes: Dis means dat I got some more forms to fill out! Now since ya don't have a delivery today, ya can have da day off.
Bender: Well I'm off to go find some floozies and get drunk. [He leaves]
Fry: Cool, so Leela you wanna go get a cup of coffee?
Leela: Sure.
[She then pulls up from the chair. They kiss, then leave. Fry turns head.
Fry: Oh and you can come to Agent Walker.
Walker: Thanks, but some other time.
[She follows them out of the room. They leave then leave the building.]
[Cut to a Apt. 1I, Leela is getting ready for the banquet She is wearing the dress she wore at the opera. She's standing in front of a mirror, putting her hair in a pony tail, there’s a knock at the door.]
Leela: Just a minute!
Fry [OS]: Ok!
[After she's done with her pony tail, she walks over to the door. She passes by a sleeping Nibbler (After his speech, he had since erased the fact that he could talk from everyone's memory) Leela presses a button on the panel next to the door, and it opens, reveling Fry in a tux, with a bouquet of roses. Also in his other hand is a bottle of champagne.]
Leela: Flowers? And champagne?
Fry: Only for you. You look great by the way.
Leela: Thank you, her come in and let me out those in some water.
[She pulls him by his hand into her apartment. The door shuts behind him. Leela takes the flowers and then goes and puts them in a vase. She then sets them on a shelf next to a window.]
Fry: I also got some champagne to.
Leela: Moderately-priced, domestic, non-vintage i hope?
Fry: You know it.
[Leela walks back over to Fry and looks at the bottle. She kisses him. ]
Fry: Mmm, [they beak off the kiss.]
Leela: I'll be right back, I'm going to put this in the fridge.
Fry: Ok, I'll be here.
[Leela's video phone then rings, and Fry goes over to answer it. He pushes a button and Hermes face appears.]
Fry: Oh hey Hermes. What up?
Hermes: Fry mon, you two better git here, or else we'll be late for dat ceremony!
Fry: All right Hermes, we'll be there in twenty minutes.
[He ends the call, Leela returns from the kitchen.]
Leela: Who was that?
Fry: Hermes, I guess he thinks we're going to be late.
Leela: Well then lets go.
[They link arms and walk up to the door, Leela opens it, but Fry stops.]
Fr: After you.
Leela [giggling]: Why thank you Fry.
[Fry smiles, and Leela exits, followed by Fry. She turns and locks the door, and they link arms and proceeded down the hall.]
[Cut to a exterior shot of the White House, it's night out and the White House is lit up. Fry, Leela and the rest of the crew approached the main entrance which was manned by a pair of Secret Service agents. As they walked up, there was a small line of both people and aliens. The crew stood in line and waited until it was their turn. The line moves quickly, and soon they have reached the station. They all pass through without incident. Next, they walk down a hall, until they reach a set of double doors with another set of Secret Service agents standing on either side. One of the agents opens the door and the crew enter a large banquet hall. The hall is filled with both aliens and humans.]
Fry: Wow! Theres a million aliens! Oh a buffet table!
[Hes about to leave, but Leela stops him by grabbing his collar.]
Zoidberg[hopeful]: Did someone say buffet?
Leela[annoyed]: Yes, over there. [She points to a large buffet table. Zoidberg turns his head.]
Zoidberg [excited]: Hurray! Zoidberg will feast tonight!
[He then makes his whooping noise and scuttles excitedly to the buffet.]
Hermes: Well at least we don't have to avoid dat lobster tonight.
[Approaching the group is the headless body of Spiro Agnew, who's carrying Nixon's head-in-a-jar.]
Nixon: Arrrooo! Its about time you showed up.
Fry: Sorry, say when do I get my free Slurm?
Nixon: Now listen here you hippie, you'll get your Slurm soon. Now you and your women will sit with me. The rest of you losers can find a table.
Bender: Hey Nixon, aren't you supposed to give me, Bender, something?
Nixon: Oh yes, you can come to. Now go get your food so we can get this shin dig over with! Now if you'll excuse me I've got to make my rounds. Come Agnew!
[Nixon then leaves the group.]
Fry: So can we eat now?
Leela: Yes.
[Everyone then make there way over to the buffet table, gets their food, and makes there way back to the table. Leela suddenly stops, almost spilling her plate, when a she recognizes the infamous Zapp Brannigan wearing an velour tuxedo, fortunately for Leela, Zapp's to busy to notice her because he's busy talking to a small group of people. Fry, not paying attention runs into the back of Leela.]
Fry: Leela why did you stop?
Leela [whispering]: Fry look over there [She nodes in the direction Zapp.]
Fry [Surprised]: What the? I thought I killed him! How can he be still alive?!
Leela: Fry, just let it go.
[Leela and Fry start walking towards their table, when Zapp notices them. He leaves the group he was with, and makes his way through the crowd towards Leela. ]
Zapp: Well, well if it isn't the lovely lady Leela.
[Leela stopped in her tracks and sighed. She set her plate down on a nearby table, before turning to face Zapp.]
Leela[Angry]: Why can't you just leave me alone?! Your a sexist, slob, and an idiot! Not to mention you're horrible in bed!
[Leela then moves closer to Zapp, who is shaken up by her display. By now the crowd is fixated on what’s going on.]
Zapp: Leela! How could you say such things?
Fry: Because she can! And just how the hell are you alive? I thought I killed you!
Zapp: Ha! you must of killed my clone then.
[Both Leela and Fry look at Zapp, confused looks on their faces.]
Fry: Clone?
Zapp: Yes my clone. He was exactly like me in every way, and had all my memories. Such a tragic loss.
Leela[Annoyed]: Yes it was, now there’s just one pompous idiot.
[Just then, very familiar brown haired women approached the group. Fry and Leela's jaws both dropped as they saw who it was - Morgan Proctor. She walked up and stood next to Zapp, eying the two disapprovingly.]
Fry [Shocked]: MORGAN?
Leela [nonchalant]: Well this is new. I didn't realize you were so desperate.
Morgan: The proper forms for this relationship are on file, and properly stamped.
Fry: But weren't you demoted?
Morgan: Yes, but after a week of working in Central Filing , I put in for a transfer.
Leela: Wait, a transfer?
Morgan: Yes, all that had to be done was fill out the proper forms and get a reassignment to Mom Corp. where I meant Mr. Brannigan.
Fry: So you and him are?
Morgan: Yes, this is a regulation relationship.
Leela: Well this is interesting. So have you given up on me then Zapp?
Zapp: Oh I wouldn't be so hopeful. You better keep your eye on your women hairball, or else I'll be all over Leela like velour on me.
[Zapp and Morgan then depart and disappear into the crowd.
Fry and Leela and then they leave to go to their table.]
[Time lapse, a few minutes pass and now its time for the ceremonies to begin. The lights dim, and a microphone is placed in front of Nixon's jar. The president clears his throat and begins to speak.]
Nixon: Now it's time to hand out the awards. First for his actions in saving the planet of Earth, Philip J. Fry is hereby awarded Earth's highest award for valor, the Medal of Honor, presented by Slurm. [An aide then goes over o where Fry is sitting and opens a black box containing the medal. The aide also drapes the medal around Fry's neck] Mr. Fry will also be receiving a lifetime supply of Slurm. [Another aide also comes up to Fry and hands him a gold certificate about the size of standard dollar bill. The audience applauses] Also receiving an honor is Bender Bending Rodriguez, who assisted Mr. Fry. He well be receiving a check for $50,000. [A aide then presents a check to Bender, which he puts in his chest compartment. The audience applauses again.] Now that's it party's over!
Fry: Uh what do I do with this [He shakes the gold certificate.]
Aide: That's to be used whenever you purchase a Slurm product, just present it at the vendor.
Fry: Sweet!
[The crowd then begins to depart.]
One month later...
[Fade in to a church scene. Fry and Leela are standing at the alter, the scene very much like that from Time Keeps On Slippn' except this time everyone knows why their there. ]
Preacherbot: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the marriage of the couple present. They have decided to write their own vows, which we will pretend to care about.
[Fry pulls out a piece of paper from his tux and clears his throat.]
Fry: Turanga Leela, I have always loved you. No matter how many times you rejected me, I still loved you. You know from experience that I'll do anything for you, no matter what. I will always love you, no matter what.
[Fry looks up from the paper, and sees a tear coming down Leela's cheek.]
Leela: Philip J. Fry, when I first saw you when you came into my office, on December 31st, 2999, to me you were just another guy from the Stupid Ages. Little did I know how much you would change my life. I know now I've hurt you so much over the years, hopefully this will make up for it.
Preacherbot: The rings?
[Cubert walks up with the rings. The look on his face clearly indicating he doesn't want to be there. Fry and Leela then each take a ring and place it on each others fingers. They then look at each other.]
Preacherbot: By the power invested in me by the state of New New York, I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
[Fry lifts the veil covering Leela's face and pulls her into a deep kiss, and this time the bouquet doesn't end up in his mouth. They break the kiss and turn to face the crowd, which includes several people from the show, including the Harlem Globetrotters, and also in the back was Walt,
trying to blend in. He is speaking into a wrist com.]
Preacherbot: I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Philip J. Fry!
[The crowd stands and claps. Fry and Leela then walk down the aisle, with the rest of the wedding party following. Zoom into Walt.]
Walt: Yes mother, everything is ready.
[Fry and Leela exit the church under a shower of rice and get into a waiting hover car, similar to the one Amy had. They then drive off, heading towards the reception, with the traditional 'just married' sign in the back.]
[A short time lapse, they arrive outside the PE building. Fry parks the car in font of the building, and gets out ad opens the door for Leela. He similes at her as she gets out. They walk into the building, through the lounge and into the conference area. Several people are already present, all are close friends. Even Leela's parents are there. The place decorated in white and purple, there are tables placed around the place, and there's an open area with a dance floor. Across the hangar hung a banner saying 'Congratulations Fry and Leela, its about time!' They stood looking at the display, until Amy came up to Leela.]
Amy: Hey Leela are you going to throw the bouquet?
Leela: Huh? Oh right. [She turns around and throws it, and Amy catches it. Amy then looks at Kif, who is in his DOOP dress uniform. A slow version Walkin' on Sunshine then begins to play.]
Fry: Mrs. Fry, would you like to dance?
Leela: Why yes.
[They walk over to the dance floor and dance. A short time passes and Morris and Munda come over. Morris taps Fry on the shoulder.]
Morris: Can I cut in?
[Fry nods, and Morris then dances with Leela, while Fry dances with Munda]
Munda: I'm glad Leela finally realized that her perfect match was right in front of her.
Fry: Me to.
[The music stops, and they stop dancing. Morris comes up to Fry, a bottle of tequila in hand. He puts a hand on Fry's shoulder.]
Morris[semi-drunk]: Phil, I want you to know that if I find out you've hurt my baby girl, you'll wish you were dead.
Leela: Dad! Fry would never do anything like that!
Morris: I'm just saying.
[The party goes on into the night. However, Fry and Leela manage to sneak out.]
[Cut to the hallway in Leela's apartment building. Fry is struggling up the stairs, as he rounds the corner, it's clear that the reason he's struggling is because he's carrying Leela in his arms. They reach the door and Leela unlocks it by giving her thumb print. The door opens and Fry carries her over the threshold.]
Leela: Ok Fry you can put me down now.
Fry[Panting]: Ok dear.
[He turns her upright and Leela stands. She then walks seductively towards the bedroom. ]
Leela[seductive]: Come here Mr. Fry, I have surprise for you.
[Fry grins and eagerly follows his new wife into the bedroom.]
The next day…
[Fade in to Leela’s bedroom. There are clothes strewn everywhere, the place a general mess. The newlyweds are still in bed, snuggled up next to each other. The sound of an alarm clock going off causes Leela to stir and shut it off, the digital display read 10:30AM. She slowly rolls out of bed, taking Fry’s arm off her. As she takes the covers off, its evident of what happened last night, since she has nothing on. This activity then begins to wake up Fry, and he slowly wakes up, his eyes focusing on Leela.]
Fry [thinking]: I could look at that all day.
Leela: Come on Fry, lets get moving. [Playfully] If you don’t get up soon, I’ll have to take a shower all by myself.
[Fry then rolls out of bed to, reveling that he to has nothing on. He then chases her into the bathroom. He shuts the door behind him. The emerge about twenty minutes later, Leela with s towel around her waist and on her head, and Fry with one around his waist.]
Leela: [sigh] Wow, we really did make a mess last night.
Fry: Hey but was it worth it?
Leela: Yea, it was. You weren’t that bad.
Fry: You weren’t bad yourself.
[They kiss]
Leela: Let’s get dressed. I want to get going as soon as we can.
Fry: All right.
[The couple then go about getting dressed in their regular clothes, and picking up the mess from last night. As Leela is putting her hair in a pony tail, a scratching noise is heard at the door.]
Leela: Fry will you feed Nibbler? He’s probably starving.
Fry: Sure thing.
[Fry opens the door and Nibbler pounces on him, causing him to almost fall backwards.]
Fry: I bet someone’s hungry.
[nibbler then makes excited noises and does his dance in front of Fry. Fry then follows him into the kitchen and gets him a can of Kibbles n’ Snouts, which promptly devours. Leela then comes out of the bedroom, and hands Fry a suitcase.]
Fry: What’s this for?
Leela: Our honeymoon, now get packed.
Fry: Why should we pack anything, I mean how often are we going to be out of bed anyway?
Leela: Fry, there’ll be plenty of time for that later. Now I’m leaving in a half hour, and you better be ready.
Fry: Yes dear
[He gives her a quick kiss on the lips before going and getting packed.]
[Cut to Planet Express lounge, where Bender is on the couch watching TV. Fry and Leela walk in, Nibbler leading them. they are both carrying suit cases. Bender looks at them.]
Bender: Hey skin tubes, where are you going?
Leela: Our honeymoon.
Bender: Oh, right that’s part where you two squirt DNA each other for like a week isn’t?
[Leela narrows her eye at the robot]
Leela: We do other stuff. Like see the local attractions and that.
[They then begin to walk towards the hangar]
Bender: Sure, Big Boots. Where are you guys going anyway?
Leela: A little place called The Venation on Clendora.
Bender: Sounds fancy, how’d you afford that?
Leela: It was Amy’s wedding gift to us.
Bender: Well have fun organ sacks, and remember to bring me back something!
Fry: Sure Bender.
[They walk into the conference room, where they find that it has since been cleaned up after last night. They run into Hermes, who is busy looking at his seclude for the day.]
Hermes: Just where da ya think your goin?
Leela: On our honeymoon, remember. And we’re taking the ship to.
Hermes: Oh no your not, what if we have a delivery dat comes in? And don’t think for a second dat we’re footin da bill for ya dark matter!
Leela: It’s all taking care of, we talked the Professor into giving everyone a week off. And we got our own source for dark matter anyway. See ya in a week!
[The two then walk down the stairs, with Nibbler, and into the ship. A few minutes later the ship rises vertically out of the hangar and blasts into space. Unbeknownst to Fry and Leela, three small fighters also take off from the headquarters of Mom’s Friendly Robot Company.]
The End?
Authors Note: I would like to thank all that have helped me on writing this, especially Flounder and Marloc Clownface on the FMMB. And in case your wondering, a sequel is being planned. Please send comments to alexthehammer87@yahoo.com, or feel free to post in the other topic Fry: A Chuck Parody on FMMB.
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