The Journey Home
By Rush
Scene: Space. The Planet Express Ship can be seen flying through space.
Cut to: PE Ship: Cockpit. Leela sits in the driver seat, Fry sits at the co-ordinates controls, and Bender sits at the autopilot reading a red book called "Everyone drops bricks".
Fry: 'So, when will we be back home, Leela?
Leela: 'Not that long Fry, we are nearing the Andromeda Galaxy. [Fry looks confused.] It's near the Milky Way. [Fry still looks confused.] The Milky Way is our home galaxy, where Earth is.
Fry: 'Oh. [Bender stands up.]
Bender: 'I'll be back in awhile.
Leela: 'Are you gonna make us something nice to eat ... for once?
Bender: 'I saw a few rats on board earlier, want me to find and cook em up for ya?
Leela: 'Um, no thanks.
Fry: 'Yeah, no thanks Bender.
Bender: 'Fine, OK. [He walks off out of the cockpit. There is a brief silence.]
Fry: 'Are we there yet?
[Leela sighs.]
Leela: 'Fry, don't start.
Fry: 'Oh, OK. Can we play "I Spy" Leela?
Leela: 'Alright, you go first.
Fry: 'I spy with my little eye something beginning with: A.
Leela: 'Andromeda Galaxy?
Fry: 'Ahh, you got it.
Leela: 'Alright, my go. I spy with my big only one eye something beginning with: M.
Fry: 'Ummmmmmm, ahhh. (excitedly) Oh wait, the Milky Way!
Leela: 'Yep. You're go Fry.
Fry: 'I can't think of anything.
Leela: 'OK, I'll go again. I spy with my big only one eye something beginning with: B.
Fry: 'Ahh, ummm. [He sees a brick on the floor.] Brick?
Leela: 'Yeah, Bender's gotta stop leaving them around.
Fry: 'Yeah, sometimes he does that. Anyway, I spy with my little eye something beginning with: S.
Leela: 'Space?
Fry: 'No.
Leela: 'Stars?
Fry: 'Yep.
Leela: 'Alright, I spy with my big only one eye something beginning with: C.
Fry: 'Chair?
Leela: 'Nope.
Fry: 'Umm, computers?
Leela: 'Yep.
Fry: 'Alright, I spy with my little eye something beginning with: G.
[Leela laughs.]
Leela: (sexfully) 'Oh you're cheeky aren't you, it's my "girls" isn't it?
Fry: 'Ahh, yeah.
Leela: (sexfully) 'Come here sweetie. [Fry walks over to Leela, Leela takes hold of his hand smiling at Fry, who is looking down at Leela's "girls", Leela giggles.] My face is up here sweetie.
Fry [breaking out of the trance.] Oh, I'm sorry Leela. I didn't mean too--
Leela: 'It's alright Fry, you are my boyfriend, and I wouldn't blame you for turning near zombie like from looking at me there. [Leela closes her eye.]
Fry: 'Thanks Leela. [Fry and Leela French kiss passionately. Bender walks in seeing Fry and Leela kissing, his eyes zooms in on them. Leela pulls away breaking the kiss, looking embarrassed and a little red in the face.]
Bender: [zooming out his eyes.] 'Oh, don't mind me.
Leela: 'Sorry you had to see that Bender.
Bender: 'No problem, I'd like to see a whole lot more. [Leela narrows her eye at him.] Can I make a video of you two having s--
Leela: 'No!
Bender: 'Awwwww, you're mean! I just was gonna put the video on the Internet for everyone in the whole entire universe to see. [He walks back out sadly looking downcast.]
The End
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