The Marvellous Misadventures Of U-J-Bender
By Rush
Scene: Earth: Desert. Fry walking in the desert returns to Bender and Farnsworth are just hanging around outside the Time Machine.]
Fry: 'You know, all in all, I had a good life. What you say the three of us grab a six pack and watch the universe end?
Farnsworth: 'Hear, hear!
Bender: 'That's basically what I do every day.
[He pulls out a six pack.]
[Scene: Time machine. They all open their beer cans and toast.]
Fry: 'To the end of the universe.
[He pulls the switch. The machine starts ticking. They sit down and wait. Outside the sun explodes and the Earth crumbles before them.]
Fry: 'So long, Earth. Thanks for the air and whatnot. [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender.]
Farnsworth: 'It's an Universe Jumping Bender, grab him! [Fry, Bender and Farnsworth grab U-J-Bender, who struggles fruitlessly to stop them holding him.]
U-J-Bender: 'Hey let go of me, I'm now homophobic from what I've seen in weird universes where I saw myself making out with myself, (shouting) damn you fanfiction.net!
Farnsworth: 'Relax, we just wanna hold onto you until you pop into another universe, followed by us with you. [The second big bang happens.] It's a second big bang?! (shouting) Quickly, let go of him! [Fry, Bender and Farnsworth let go of U-J-Bender.]
U-J-Bender: 'Thanks for letting go of me. [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the disappearance of U-J-Bender.]
Farnsworth: 'It appears this universe looks exactly like the old one!
Scene: Concert. Justin Bieber is on stage before his screaming fan-girls.
Justin Bieber: 'I just wanna see everybody because I love you guys, bu-- [A plastic bottle thrown from the crowd hits him.] Ow! That didn't feel good! [In the crowd near the stage there is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender, drinking out of a bottle of Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.]
Crowd: 'It's a robot! [U-J-Bender throws the bottle at Justin Bieber hitting him on the head knocking him to the ground. (And many of his fan-girls scream: Oh my God!)]
U-J-Bender: 'Take that Justin Beaver! [U-J-Bender disappears with a blinding flash of light.]
Scene: Planet Express Ship. Leela's Cabin. Fry and Leela naked make out in bed with the blankets covering them.
Fry: 'It's great to have the autopilot on.
Leela: 'I know, but also-- [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender.] (screaming) Ahhh! [She covers herself with the blanket and sheet.]
Fry: 'Bender, how did you get in here the door was locked?
U-J-Bender: 'Can I watch?
Fry And Leela: 'No!
Bender: (sad) 'Aww! [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the disappearance of U-J-Bender.]
Bender (from outside) 'Hey, what's going on in there? I heard my voice!
Leela: 'It was an U-J-Bender.
Bender: 'Oh.
The End
Cubert: 'You really must have to much time on your hands.
Rush: 'Eh!
Cubert: 'Right, think you could of made the fan fiction longer?
Rush: 'Eh!
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