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(Oh by the way, this story is all over the place, so just try to understand  )
Beginning credits.
At planet express, everyone is gathered around the table ready to receive there daily dose of horror
Farnsworth: Are we all here?
Bender: unfortunately, why are we gathered here old man, I could be watching
the new season of all my circuits or elzars new cooking show
Farnsworth:
shut up and get a job you hickory dick!
Bender:
I already have a job, I wouldn’t be here for the fun of it you
know
Farnsworth:
well pipe down or you will lose you job
Bender:
you don’t scare me oldie
Farnsworth:
anyway, in other news, I am celebrating my 162nd birthday
this Friday night, and im throwing a party and everyone here is
invited, even you zoidberg
Zoidberg:
hurray! Will there be food?
Farnsworth:
oh my yes, of course, there will be dancers, robots, women, men and
even a karaoke I rented.
Hazel:
sounds nice, where’s it at?
Farnsworth:
well it’s at the hip joint; we’ve got it all to our
selves
Fry:
what, all of it to our selves?!
Farnsworth:
oh my no, there will be other people there, but we will have our own
private bit
Fry:
cool. I can live with that.
Leela:
so, what casual dress or fancy dress
Farnsworth:
you just wear what you want to wear, anyway here’s some more
good news
Fry:
what a delivery
Farnsworth:
no, you’re all going to go down to the hip joint know and
prepare for Friday
Hazel:
but wouldn’t it make more sense to do it on the day instead of
like two days away from the party
Farnsworth:
well yes, but the club isnt open on Friday morning
Hazel:
well what about tomorrow?
Farnsworth:
im busy tomorrow
Hazel:
doing what exactly?!
Farnsworth:
eh what? Oh none of your business, so off you go then, when you get
back you can do whatever you want, you will have a delivery tomorrow
then
At
the “hip joint” everyone has been assigned a task to do
something, hazel is blowing balloons up with bender, fry is hanging
banners with Amy, and zoidberg is preparing the food.
Leela:
now, fry and amy make sure those wont fall down ok?
Amy:
ok professor
Leela:
excuse me?
Amy:
nothing, did you say anything fry?
Fry:
nope
Leela
walks off, amy and fry share a giggle together
Leela:
hazel what are you blowing the balloons up with?
Hazel:
air, my precious air
Leela
grabs a balloon she has already blown up and chucks it to the floor,
it makes a loud squash sound as it hits the floor as water explodes
out
Bender:
is she allowed to do that hazel
Hazel:
my god, it took my ages to do that one
Leela:
HAZEL! You’re supposed to be filling them up with hydrogen or
air! NOT WATER!
Hazel:
I thought I would be fun if they fell of the ceiling
Leela:
you make me sick sometimes
Hazel:
in what way
Leela
walks off outraged towards zoidberg who is preparing the sandwiches
in the kitchen
Leela:
oh, zoidberg how is everything?
Zoidberg:
fine I think, but ive lost some of the food
Leela:
well ive found it
Zoidberg:
oo, where is it, I love this game
Leela:
its around your mouth!
Zoidberg:
aw, im sorry but you shouldn’t put me in charge of things like
this, im a failure
Leela:
never mind, but go help fry and amy with the ribbon
Zoidberg:
can I cut it?
Leela:
that’s why im sending you there
Zoidberg:
hurray
Zoidberg
scuttles of out of the kitchen
Leela:
I guess if you want a job done right, you should do it yourself
In
the other room, everyone is talking about Leela; Leela hears her name
and listens
Amy:
I think Leela is trying to hard, she didn’t even plan this do
so why is she trying to boss us around, I mean we listen to her
everyday of the weekend
Hazel:
yeah and she broke my water balloon
Bender:
hazel that was my idea
Hazel:
yeah it might of bin, but I converted all the water into this balloon
quicker than you finished that sentence
Bender:
still my idea
Hazel:
oh go get original
Bender:
get original to what, I am being original, im me bender
Hazel:
but what about all the other benders in the world, that are exactly
like you, do what you do, and say what you say
Bender:
well id say there a wannabe me
Hazel:
I could say you’re a wannabe bad person
Bender:
im not a wannabe bad person, I am a bad person
Hazel:
you only drink because you have to, it’s the only thing you can
drink, you smoke because you think it makes you look cool when it
actually makes you look like a dork, and you only pick up hooker bots
because you steal there money and lie and cheat on them
Bender:
what ever you said right back at you
Hazel:
god! Ive bin on earth for four three years know and I still don’t
understand
Bender:
well understand this, your not sleeping in my apartment tonight, you
can live on the streets bitch!
Hazel:
id rather do that, but instead ill live in the sea tonight, at least
ill get better sleep
Bender:
oi miss thing, my apartment is better than that pile of crap you come
from
Hazel:
oh well at least I had parents and im a living thing, I have feelings
and I care about people
Bender:
I give that a 1 out of 10 of the hurt scale
Hazel:
grr, I refuse to help out anymore, if anyone wants me ill be on the
ship
Bender:
yeah and so will I
Bender
slowly follows hazel outside to the ship
Amy:
wow, I never knew Leela could get people to have an argument over
originality
Fry:
well things like this happen, I guess but I love Leela so im not
talking about her, she probably just wanted this party to go well
Amy:
I guess, but she didn’t have to be so mean to everyone
Fry:
well I didn’t mind, stern people get everywhere theses day
Leela:
oh thank god fry is sticking up for me, if he started talking about
me horribly, I totally would of broke up with him, well id better go
join them
Leela:
hay guys, sorry about before, where are bender and hazel?
Fry:
they went off arguing about originality
Leela:
oh right, well I knew it would happen one day
Amy:
told you fry
Fry:
whatever
Leela:
well have everything finished?
Amy:
im just putting up the last banner now, hazel and bender finished the
balloons and ill take it you’ve finished in the kitchen?
Leela:
yep, where’s zoidberg
Zoidberg:
im right here am I not?
Leela:
oh right, you can go join those two on the ship, Amy you too, I need
a moment with fry
Amy
& zoidberg walk off to the ship, fry walks up to leela
Fry:
so what’s up?
Leela:
well its not that I was spying but I herd you and everyone else
talking about me
Fry:
Leela I swear that wasn’t me talking about you, It was them
Leela:
I know, I saw that you didn’t say anything at all apart from I
love you
Fry:
what so im off the hook?
Leela:
you never were on the hook fry, I don’t know what I do right
sometimes and what I do wrong
Fry:
well I know what you did right
Leela:
what? What did I do?
Fry:
you went out with me, you said yes that last time I asked you
Leela:
I know, it was the best yes Id said to any guy in my entire life
Fry:
well I just want you to know im always here for you, I will never
talk about you behind my back or anyone’s back
Leela:
oh fry, I thought we would never be together, but im glad we are
Fry:
ive pretty much always wanted to be with you, you’ve just never
accepted me for who I was, being childish and immature, impulsive
whatever you call it
Leela:
well ive learned that you shouldn’t change for people
Fry:
im glad, I like everything about you and I always will
Fry
and leela share a loving long kiss in a hug, Leela starts rubbing his
bum and fry starts stroking his hair
Bender
bursts in and starts shouting at them
Bender:
hay love birds, can we go know how long does the pep talk need to be?
Fry:
alright bender were coming
It
is know Friday and everyone is smarting themselves up for the big
day, leela and fry are already there at the door inviting people in
for the party
Leela:
wow, a lot of people have showed up
Fry:
oh by the way but don’t tell anyone but hazels going to streak
Leela:
What?!
Fry:
she’s going to run across the room naked
Leela:
I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! Sorry im a bit tense I want this night to go
perfect, who’s made her streak?
Fry:
bender
Leela:
I thought they hated each other
Fry:
yeah they do, but bender dared here before they fell out and she said
she would do it
Leela:
so what’s bender doing in return?
Fry:
he told us to wait and see, I doubt he will do anything, he barely
does anything infact…
Leela:
sshh, he’s coming now
Bender:
hey guys
Leela:
hay bender, don’t you look smart tonight?
Bender:
im looking to impress a few ladies, the professor said there’d
be a few here tonight, might as well look good
Fry:
oh well good for you
Bender:
is hazel here yet?
Leela:
no and why do you care
Bender:
I don’t, but I can’t wait to see her embarrass herself,
she will look like an idiot, especially if she shows her face.
Bender
walks in smartly, followed by Hermes and his wife LaBarbara,
and Dwight his son.
Leela:
ah Hermes, glad you could come
Hermes:
think is, if he dies I get pretty much a lot of things in his will,
but I need a picture of him dead, for it be valid
Fry:
well good luck with that
Leela:
fry you seem a little tense, what’s wrong
Fry:
well bender didn’t want hazel in the apartment Wednesday night
or Thursday night, I don’t know where she is, and I don’t
want her to embarrass her self when she streaks
Leela:
well you never know, she might not do it
Fry:
no, its not like that, she told me that when she’s dared she
does it
Leela:
well maybe it should change
Fry:
hmm.
Leela:
why are you so worried for her?
Fry:
she’s my friend, Id hate to see a friend get her
Hazel:
what you talking about fry?
Fry:
hazel, uhh I herd bender dared you to streak the other night, are you
still going to do it?
Leela:
yeah I mean, could be a bit embarrassing?
Hazel:
nah, ive done it loads of times, it will be fine, ill be covering my
face as well so no one will know its me
Leela:
but what if someone throws water on you?
Hazel:
huh, like that will happen!
Leela:
but what if…
Hazel:
look, Leela I think I can take care of my self, just because im
younger doesn’t mean im thicker, god take care of yourself
Hazel
speeds off inside, soon everyone they expected arrives, zoidberg, Amy
and kif, zap and a lot of other people that they know. (I can’t
think of anyone else!)
Leela:
I think that’s everyone, now let’s get inside and get
every one ready
Fry:
sure are you announcing or me?
Leela:
uh you can do it if you want
Fry:
sweet!
Inside
everyone is taking there seats and buying there drinks, especially
bender.
Fry:
(Fry coughs loudly to get the attention of the crowd) Id like to
thank you all for coming but the professor shall be here shortly so
if we could have the lights dimmed please? (The lights dim) now
actually the professor organized this, but im sure he’s
forgotten about it, I hope so everyone crouch down and get ready he
should be here soon.
Everyone
crouches and the professor enters complaining
Farnsworth:
where am i? Why is it so dark, arrhh, stupid teenagers no respect for
their extremely old elderly.
Everyone:
SURPRISE! HAPPY 162ND BIRTHDAY!
Farnsworth:
eh what, oh my heart!
Leela:
sorry professor, are you alright
Farnsworth:
If you’re going to do that again, do it on a lower frequency
please!
Leela:
ok, would you like to say a few words?
Farnsworth:
fine
Leela:
just take your place on stage and say what you want to say
Farnsworth:
I know what you do dummy
Leela:
just go or this will turn into a funeral
Farnsworth:
ah, hello everyone thank you for coming, as you know it is my 162nd
birthday and Im very happy that im still alive, so enjoy the party,
get drunk, dance, drink because this is going to be a rocking night!
Rave
music starts playing, and everyone gets up dancing, an hour on later
it is not 10:00 pm and everyone is either drunk or tired
Fry:
ok everyone it is now time to cut the cake amazingly, so professor if
you would like to make your way up to the stage
Farnsworth:
oh right, I would just like to say that this is a good party up to
now, and I am enjoying it
Farnsworth
cuts a slice of the big cake and walks of stage
Fry:
alright everyone, come and grab a slice of the cake and soon after we
will have karaoke time!
Fry
takes a piece and sits down at a table where everyone at planet
express is sitting
Leela:
hay, hazel I thought you were streaking?
Hazel:
I am, just give me some time, I need to do it when the time is right
Fry:
when are you planning on doing it?
Hazel:
well actually, the professor has a speech to do at the end before
everyone leaves right?
Fry:
well yeah, its like after the karaoke, so his speech Is at like
eleven or twelve.
Hazel:
well that’s when im going to do it
Bender:
ha, you wont do it! Your too much of a chicken! If your so up to it,
why don’t you do it know
Leela:
excuse me, I have to go announce karaoke, ill be right back
Fry:
ok gorgeous.
Hazel:
fine I will do it now then, I was planning on doing it later so I
could make a clear get a way.
Bender:
nah, you just didn’t want people to see your ugly body
Hazel:
my body is better than your so called shiny metal ass
Bender:
you take that back or ill…
Hazel:
what bend me? HAH, im straighter than you ass hole, and be prepared
for the show of your life!
Hazel
gets up and walks off towards the girls toilets.
Leela:
ok everyone, its now time for karaoke, so starts lining up and get
your voices ready because its going to be a long night!
The
audience goes quite in the distant audience there can be a cough
herd.
Leela:
ok then, uh bye!
Leela
quickly runs of stage and joins her group at the table
Leela:
man, tough crowd
Amy:
nah, you just don’t know how to treat them right, next time ill
announce
Fry:
so Is anyone getting up to do karaoke?
Amy:
nah, im no good at singing
Leela:
me neither, I remember the time I tried to sing to the omocronians to
save fry but that didn’t work well
Fry:
oh yeah! I though it was good
Leela:
well of course my own boyfriend
Hazel:
COMING THROUGH
In
the audience there is the sound of gasps and laughs herd as hazel
runs across the dance floor naked and back again, she is wearing a
black mask to cover her face
Fry:
woooh! Go person!
Leela:
yeah alright!
Bender:
urgh, ive seen better bodies on fat people
Leela:
but fat people look ugly
Bender:
I no but I hate hazel
Amy:
why don’t you two stop all this arguing?
Bender:
when she apologizes to me for what she said, then I will forgive her
Leela:
but she’s probably never gonna apologize, so yeah maybe you
should
Bender:
no, im not giving just like all the other times I haven’t given
in
Fry:
well good luck with that.
Hazel
rejoins everyone at the table
Fry:
hazel your back
Hazel:
yep and that felt great, so bender, looks like you owe me and
apology?
Everyone
looks at bender sternly
Bender:
no you should apologize to me, after what you said to me the other
day
Hazel:
ah forget this, im off
Fry:
where you going?
Hazel:
Im going to sing karaoke
Amy:
really? Me and kif were thinking about doing a duet
Hazel:
well I work solo
Bender:
good for you I hope you get stage fright and faint or better yet you
get water thrown on you!
Leela:
oh yeah what if that does happen
Amy:
oh yeah or she might sweat! From the heat of the lights
Fry:
should we warn her?
Leela:
nah wait and see what happens
Presenter:
Next we have hazel singing
Hazel:
A
lil star
That’s
what you are…
My
baby star
My
whole star…
MY
little star
You
sing with me
You
dance with me
You
even do the dirty with me
Woah
You
are my life
You
are my strife
You
make me feel like a star
In
love…
Whoa
You
are my lil star
That’s
what you are
My
lil star….
A
massive applause comes over the crowd, with whistling and confetti
falling on her
Hazel:
was I really that good?
Presenter:
looks like it, in fact I recorded your singing and its going to
become a smash hit, but you do need a singer trainer
Hazel:
pips, I can get one easily
Presenter:
ladys and germs, hazel colonel!
Everyone
cheers madly and shouts yeah hazel!
Hazel
takes her seat at the table
Bender:
so hazel I just want to say im sorry for arguing with you I mean
you’re a great person and I would like
Hazel:
where is this going metal head
Bender:
can I be your singer trainer?
Hazel:
how can you, you’re a robot
Bender:
I can test your pitch! And if your singing right
Hazel:
well I guess, but they way you have treated me for the past few days
has made me think that were not friends
Bender:
but ive never hated you, you’re like a male robot!
Hazel:
huh! Thanks!
Bender:
oh you’re welcome but I meant because you talk about sex, you
smoke and drink its amazing to see a human female be like that!
Hazel:
well I guess that was a good speech, ok you’re my manager then
Leela:
your going to let him be manager after you argued like for three days
straight
Hazel:
hay! He had a good speech
Leela:
ugh.
Fry:
wow, I wonder what sort of songs you’re going to sing
Hazel:
well im sticking with punk genre, I love my song that I just say “lil
star”
Fry:
yeah that should be your number one!
Hazel:
ladys, robots, men and germs, this is the start of something new
NEXT
DAY
Everyone
is at planet express at the table asking hazel about her new songs
Hazel:
well I have four songs now plus lil star which is my best
Fry:
that song is well good hazel, its like dead scene
Hazel:
punk fry, not scene
Fry:
ok then, I don’t understand this whole style thing anymore, I
mean its good for us adults, we can just dress how we want!
Hazel:
well for me it’s important, originality is everything.
Bender:
for real dog
Hazel:
please don’t call me that or ill fire you
Bender:
sorry, they said it on all my circuits last night and ive been
wanting to say it at the right time
Hazel:
whatever, anyways people, ive got my first recording next Saturday so
professor you’re going to have to cancel deliveries to anywhere
that day
Professor:
well we will come with you to watch it then, I like old girls that
sing
Hazel:
ugh, im only nineteen, how is that old!
Professor:
to me, everything is old!
Hazel:
I see
Amy:
are you planning on writing any new songs?
Hazel:
yeah I need to have ten songs to record a full album
Hermes:
excuse me people, but I need to go check, see if there’s any
deliveries today
Hazel:
whatever
Leela:
so what are the new songs called?
Hazel:
well the four I have are: “Lil star, show me the way, hold on
and dark world”
Leela:
All those songs sound so emotional
Hazel:
wait till you hear dark world, its like crying and slitting wrists at
the same time
Leela:
you can do that anyway cant you?
Hazel:
yeah, but I don’t slit my writs, im never that depressed!
Leela:
well good luck then
Amy:
what is it with you and fry constantly say “good luck then, or
good luck with that?”
Fry:
I don’t know, its just coming out
Hazel:
among other things…
Fry:
that was uncalled for hazel.
Hazel:
I own the dirty business fry. And it was called for. You know it was.
Bender:
we’ve realized
Hermes:
good news people, there is two deliveries today
Bender:
why is that good news?
Hermes:
well there simple deliveries really, your first one is to the moon,
they need this new box of soft toys for them stupid machines, and the
second one is to Mexico, they need them four crates of spices for
their need secret recipes
Leela:
wow, they do sound simple, come on guys.
On
the ship, leela is taking off towards the moon
Leela:
it shouldn’t be long before we are there, so hazel you can get
to work on the other songs you need to write
Hazel:
ill do it later, theres no point now because were there
Leela:
are we?
Hazel:
yeah you just landed egg head
Leela:
I hate it when you call me that, makes me feel like an idiot
Hazel:
of course it does.
Leela
stands up and walks down to the cargo bay, bender, Amy, hazel and fry
follow
Leela:
ok this is such a simple delivery, I wouldn’t be surprised if
it goes wrong
Hazel:
well with me around, what can go wrong!
Leela:
yeah that’s what im worried about, Amy get the crate lowered
onto the floor, we will follow you out, hazel help Amy.
Hazel:
yes sergeant!
Leela:
amateur
Leela
walks off with everyone else; Amy and hazel move the cargo out of the
cargo hold
Hazel:
When is that girl never stressed?
Amy:
when she’s happy
Hazel:
oh yeah, figures.
Leela:
would you hurry up!
Amy
looks at hazel with a weird look on her face
Amy:
alright! God.
Leela:
Ugh.
On
the surface, they deliver the package to the back of the fun park.
Guard:
hay, aren’t you that hazel girl ive heard about?!!
Hazel:
I guess, am I really that famous?
Guard:
Hey yeah! Your like all over the park
Hazel:
im a singer! Not a model
Guard:
to some people your both
Hazel:
ugh TRAMPS!
Guard:
so what you got for us
Fry:
stuff, just sign here
Guard:
there, well thanks and bye and we love you hazel
Hazel:
yeah I bet you do.
They
walk off back to the ship, leela takes off and heads back to earth.
Hazel:
man, I only sang like last night and im already a hit on the moon,
its worse than gossip
Leela:
you should be happy people like you and your famous, and people want
to be you
Hazel:
WHAT?! Im original, I don’t want people to be me, I DON’T
want identical clones, then no one will know who I am!
Amy:
give up then
Hazel:
hell no! do you know how much money I get from this!
Amy:
pstt, I thought your dad is rich
Hazel:
he is, but he doesn’t know where I am.
Amy:
oh, ok makes sense
Fry:
Well clearly.
Next
Saturday.
Hazel
is at “Sunny day” Recording studio
Dan:
alright hazel, I will be your recorder and whatever you call it
Hazel:
whatever, hes the music for the song, and I will go stand in the room
thingy
Dan:
I take it your new to this
Hazel:
yes. But I know how to sing.
Dan:
good, lets get started
Several
hours later, hazel has sang all ten songs. (She would probably have a
soar throat, and I can’t be bothered wrinting all songs.) But
she has enjoyed everything and is now flying back to the planet
express building
Leela:
so how was it
Hazel:
really good, but im really tired.
Leela:
do you want me to fly you back to the apartment?
Hazel:
yeah, I carnt be arsed walking
Leela
drops the ship outside the robot apartments
Hazel:
cya tomorrow
Leela:
well actually im coming around in a bit to see fry, I just need to
take the ship back
Hazel:
yeah, yeah, yeah whatever.
Leela:
amature.
Hazel
walks up to the apartment opens the door.
Hazel:
hay guys or guy
Hazel
sees fry on the couch asleep.
Hazel:
fry, fry!
She
coughs loudly, but he still doesn’t wake up, she gives up and
goes to her hammock in the corner of the room
Hazel:
(to herself) I can’t believe it, im going to be a star! And
it’s all thanks to the professor’s party!
She
climbs into the hammock and soon falls asleep.
Next
day at planet express, Leela comes in early followed by Amy
Hermes:
ah, your early, as usual, where are hazel, fry and bender
Amy:
maybe still in bed
Hermes:
I can’t be doing with this, them three waste precious times
lazing around in bed
Fry
walks in, with his hands in his pockets, and… he is whistling.
Leela:
fry(she runs up to him and gives his a warming kiss) where are bender
and hazel
Fry:
well to be truthful, I have no idea where bender is, and hazel is
still in bed
Amy:
well she was out late last night working hard on her music
Hermes:
I don’t care what she was doing, she has a job and if shes
going to keep it, she has to start managing to do both
Bender:
hay guys, what’s going on
Fry:
bender, where were you last night?
Bender:
I was out all night getting hammered, where you were last night?!
Fry:
at home, asleep.
Bender:
whatever, where’s fishy?
Amy:
bender that’s not nice, it’s not her fault she’s a
disgusting creature
Bender:
jeez, do I always get blamed for everything
Amy:
I wasn’t blaming you
Bender:
huh, not with that attitude
Fry:
look, stop fighting, I don’t want this to be like hazel and
bender again
Leela:
good point, why are we all getting stressed recently?
Amy:
no Idea.
Hazel
walks in with droopy eyes. (She’s pretty much tired I guess)
Amy:
hazel, you look awful
Hazel:
oh, well thanks for making me feel better
Leela:
have you got any more recording soon?
Hazel:
yeah, I have to pick a few songs to do videos to, and write five more
songs
Leela:
man, that’s sound tuff, why don’t you give up if you cant
do it?
Hazel:
hell no, Ive only bin in the music business for two days and you
already telling me that I should drop out, no way, im going to make
it big!
Leela:
but look at you, you’re a mess, maybe you should go home and
get some rest
Hermes:
I don’t think so, you’ve got a delivery to do, so scat
people, get moving
Hazel:
excuse me boyfriend, but ill think you find, im a famous star know, I
don’t take order from you
Bender:
yeah, she takes orders from me
Hazel:
actually I take no orders from no one
Bender:
im your manager, you have to take orders from someone
Hazel:
yeah, I take orders from you when im in the studio, not at home
Fry:
can we just stop arguing please, its really annoying me and probably
some other people
Leela:
fry’s right for once, all this arguing is doing no good, look
hazel just go on this delivery and then when we get back you can go
do whatever you were going to do.
Hazel:
argh, fine lets go and get this done, im bored as we speak
Later
On that Evening hazel, fry and bender are at their apartment watching
“all my circuits”
Hazel:
well this is boring, im goin bed, if your staying up late, keep the
TV down.
Bender:
no can do
Hazel
walks over to her hammock and cleans it up
Hazel:
hay, who slept in my bed last night?
Bender:
you did, you idiot
Hazel:
oh yeah, sorry I think im going like the professor, this whole
singing career thing is pretty much to hard for me
Fry:
yeah but your good at it, and you’ve only bin there for a week,
why quit now when you could become a complete success.
bender:
yeah I like being your manager, I get to steal loads of cool things
from rich people.
Hazel:
well I guess that’s good
Fry:
are you enjoying yourself
Hazel:
well im having fun tidying my bed
Fry:
no I mean are you having fun with the whole music business?
Hazel:
well yeah sort of, but its hard work, I have planet express work and
music work.
Fry:
cant you find a way to balance out both
Bender:
yeah like Leela
Hazel:
yeah, but that’s why she’s always stressed, because she
spends more time with work that fun, im more of a fun-lover than a
fun-worker
Bender:
look hazel, im not one for advice, except for a few years ago when I
couldn’t stop giving advice randomly and uncontrollably but I
think you should at least stick it out a little while longer, things
could improve
Fry:
well im off to bed, cya tomorrow guys
Hazel:
later
Bender:
yeah me too, I want to get up early so I can be late for work
Hazel:
you said that when we were going to Atlanta and it didn’t
happen, you woke up late and was the first one for the meeting!
bender:
oh yeah, oh well
Bender
walks to his tiny closest at the entrance, hazel climbs into her
hammock and falls asleep.
After
another week or so, hazel is going crazy from the amount of work she
is doing.
At
the meeting table, fry, hazel, Leela, bender, Amy and zoidberg are
all sat down at the table
Amy:
so hazel, how’s it going?
Hazel:
annoying, I cant deal with it, im thinking of dropping the label
Amy:
what why? You’re doing great
Hazel:
oh yeah, is having three arguments and one fight with producers and
music editors good?
Leela:
so I take it you’re loosing it?
Hazel:
no, not yet but if I don’t drop soon, im going too
Zoidberg:
so drop why not? Save your sanity, don’t end up like zoidberg!
He
starts crying (as usual)
Hazel:
yeah, but…
Fry:
hazel, just drop, don’t make it into a bigger decision
Amy:
wait guys, why cant we decide and let hazel do what she wants to do,
after all its her life, let her live it
Fry:
I guess amy’s right, hazel you do what you feel is right
Next
day, Hazel is at the recording studio
Dan:
Hazel, you don’t look so good, what’s up?
Hazel:
ive had no sleep what so ever
Dan:
look unfortunately you have to sing whether you tired or not
Hazel:
aw, man can I have a break
Dan:
well for about a few extra seconds, ive got loads of other recordings
today, so hurry
Hazel:
ah, what the hell, lets just get it over and done with.
At
planet express, everyone is gathered around the table.
Hazel:
I got to admit, I thought that this whole singing career would really
get me somewhere better, but it turns out, its made me worse of
myself
Leela:
how? You’re a great singer and loved by millions of people. Id
love to be in your shoes
Hazel:
fine, dress up as me, become me and just become a clone of me
Amy:
is that what’s annoying you?
Hazel:
well apart from the fact they’ve made my style a clothing label
and called it ‘fiish’
Amy:
why fish?
Hazel:
no idea, stupid idiots, now every girl and boy has my hair style, and
my clothes.
Amy:
well id hates that aswell, have millions of people be an exact copy
of you.
Hazel:
There’s too much work, too much singing, my throat hurts soo
much, its feels like ive just swallowed a sword
Fry:
you haven’t had you?
Hazel:
hell no! It’s a impossible isn’t it?
Fry:
sorry, but if I was In your shoes I would drop because it would be
making my life miserable
Leela:
same, I would because id feel like the world is bringing me down
Amy:
actually, I wouldn’t, id would stick it out because things
could improve.
Hazel:
so many options and paths. I need a walk.
She
gets up and walks out.
Hermes
walks in.
Hazel:
where in mahogany god is hazel going?
Fry:
uh, for pizza?
Leela:
no silly, she’s gone for a walk.
Amy:
yeah, she’s only just this minute went
Hermes:
huh, well we have no deliveries today, but there will be an early
morning delivery tomorrow, or there could be a surprise delivery
later
Fry:
ah! I hate the surprise deliveries
Hazel
is seen walking down the street in disguise
Hazel:
Hmm, maybe I should quit, im having to walk down my own road in
disguise do I don’t get people telling me they love me, hate me
or wanna be me. If I quit, everything will normal again I hope.
But
what if im called a drop out? Or a quitter. Arghhhhh! I just pray a
miracle happens tomorrow at the studio.
At
the robot apartments that evening
Bender:
Hay hazel, its half eleven, you said like ten hours ago you where
going for a walk, what were you doing, feeding old people or walking
zoidberg?
Hazel:
neither, I just needed a swim aswell.
Bender:
oh yeah how is the mermaid thing?
Hazel:
not bad, tail smelt badly, so I needed the swim for a wash, the water
was freezing
She
lies down in her hammock; bender sits on the couch and continues
talking to her
Bender:
well it would be at half eleven, look hazel, do you want to continue
talking?
Hazel:
well it would help
Bender:
well let me just go wake fry and you can ramble on to him
Hazel:
what?!
Bender:
hay fry! Get in her, hazel needs to talk to you
Hazel:
clever aren’t we bender
Bender:
well I am programmed to be clever
Hazel:
(to herself) Idiot.
Fry:
what’s up, who needs punching?
Hazel:
you do
Fry
is very dazed at the moment and probably doesn’t even know what
he’s saying
Fry:
what?
Bender:
look fry, just talk to hazel about her troubles then go back to bed
Fry:
huh, ok but im not jumping of the building that’s crazy.
Bender
walks over to his closet
Hazel:
fry go back to bed, im fine really. That was just bender being
annoying
Fry:
grr, stupid people slash robot slash owl.
Fry
walks back to his room leaving hazel on her own
She
walks over to the big window and looks out.
Hazel:
Who knew a simple singing career could make me so depressed. Actually
it makes no sense!
Next
day, hazel is at the studio
Dan
and a label producer walk up to hazel that is waiting for Dan.
Dan:
hazel meet Philip, he is the label manager who took you on
Hazel:
well isn’t that nice to know
Dan:
what? Anyway we have some bad news, because of yesterday’s
song, people have stopped listening to you, and they’ve lost
hope
Hazel:
lost hope in what?! What’s there to have hope on
Philip:
well people idolized you
Hazel:
so they were technical copy’s of me
Dan:
well you could say that
Philip:
anyway, I think it would be wise if we drop you from the label
Hazel
face lights up in enjoyment
Hazel:
WOOHOO! YEAH, ALRIGHT! ROCK ON!
Dan:
excuse us?
Hazel:
oh I mean *cough* Oh no!
Philip:
were sorry but recently you haven’t got that spark that you had
the night you sang on the karaoke machine
Hazel:
huh, wait you were there?!
Philip:
me and the professor are very good friends
Hazel:
so he knew a label manager and he never told me! That brain dead
fool!!
Dan:
look we have to go, were entertaining poor people tonight and we need
to practice
Hazel:
why would you want to entertain for poor people?
Philip:
because, if you do something wrong, they think its part of the act,
they think its amazing!
Hazel:
oh right.
Dan
and Philip walk off. A few hours later.
Fry,
Leela, hazel and Amy are at the “hip joint”.
Leela:
well, were just glad that you’re happy
Hazel:
me too, I have no more singing or video shooting. It’s great
Amy:
what are you going to do about all your albums and cd’s?
Hazel:
I think im going to keep them, to remind me that the next time
someone offers me something like that, I can just give him them cd’s
and say “FINISHED!”
They
all share a chuckle
Amy:
I would just keep them to remind me how good I am
Fry:
I would keep them to prove to people that I was that person
Leela:
I would just keep them because they would remind me of who I am and
who I always will be
Hazel:
I liked leela’s the best, actually you all said good things
Leela:
well they are all true.
Hazel:
yeah but I think ill just stick to karaoke.
Hazel
gets up and walks up to the stage and starts singing.
Hazel:
Dark
world
Dark
world
Where
have we gone?
Dark
world
Dark
world
The
streets are empty
The
streets are night
We
drift away
Right
through the sky…
Ohh
Whoa.
It zooms out of the hip joint. And stares into the stars.
END.
Well I hope you enjoyed that. I enjoyed writing it. There will be more soon, but you know it took me weeks to write that! Probably because I had no ideas. But I'm glad ive finished it. Sorry if it’s a bit childish  . But I have a very good imagination 
Thank you!
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