The Great Universal War, part 8
By Hammer87
DSS Stingray,
Entering Zuban Sector
October 8th, 3006; 2200 hrs.
It was a week and half
of traveling time to the Zuban sector. Fry, Leela, and Michaels all
took turns at the watch over the ten day period. The journey is in
itself was mostly uneventful, save for few a few barely noticeable
contacts. Since they were married, Michaels allowed Fry and Leela to
share the same cabin.
The first couple of
days were pretty rough, since the crew still wasn’t that used
to having a woman on board, especially one that was a purple-haired
cyclops, although, this one could pretty much kick anyone of their
asses, as she demonstrated on a young seaman who happened to make a
comment about her eye.
Right now they were
both in Fry’s cabin, trying to get some sleep. Michaels had
taken the watch an hour ago. It had been Fry’s watch before, so
Leela had taken the inside half of the bed, while Fry was stuck on
the outside, his face nearly buried by the purple mass that was
Leela’s hair.
They were both sound
asleep when suddenly a klaxon went off, Fry jumped out of his bed,
nearly whacking his head on the bulkhead, while Leela got up too.
“What’s
going on Fry?” Leela asked slightly confused .
“That sound means
that we’ve picked up an enemy warship, so everyone has to get
to his post, I wan t you stay her.” Fry explained hurriedly
“No, I’m
coming with you, now get movin Phil!” Leela said
Fry decided it best not
to argue with his wife, since she can get quite emotional. They both
proceeded down the narrow corridor, which was crowded with men
rushing in both directions.
“I never thought
I’d see anything worse than the five o’clock tube
traffic, but I think I found it. “ Leela commented as she and
Fry pushed and shoved their way to the bridge.
When they reached the
bridge, a red light came on, bathing everyone in a reddish glow. Fry
saw the Michaels was near the radar console, looking over Jonesy’s
shoulder. Except for the hum of the equipment, the room was
completely silent, and when someone did talk, it was in a whisper.
“What up?”
Fry said as he walked over to the radar station. Leela followed him
also,.so that she could see for herself what’s going on.
“Sir, we got an
ID on the contact, it’s Ivan all right. The signature is
similar to that of a Typhoon class.” Jonesy replied, while
adjusting a couple of knobs on his set.
“Ivan? Who’s
that?” Leela asked slightly confused..
“Oh its just a
nickname we use when we pick up a commie ship. “ Jonesy
clarified.
“Oh well thank
you. “ Leela replied.
“We got the name
of the ship sir, she’s the Red October. “ Another
radar operator replied.
Fry then had a slight
grin on his face, thinking Hey dad, I’m going to do
something you never got to – fight those Red bastards.
Leela, seeing his face
interrupted his thought “What’s so funny Fry? I don’t
think this a good time to be childish.”
“Oh I was just
thinking about my dad, he always had it in for commies, so I was just
thinking about whathe would do .” Fry answered
“Oh. Ok.”
Leela replied.
“Chief, lets get
behind him and stalk him awhile. “ Michaels said to the chief
standing by the helmsmen.
“Aye, Aye Sir.”
“What are you
going to do sir?” Fry asked
“Well the plan
is to get behind him and fire a torpedo at his engines, then once
he’s lost power we’ll finish him off with the lasers.”
Michaels said
“Just one thing
commander, won’t he spot you on his scanners?” Leela said
critically.
“Not from behind,
you see one of the major design flaws in the Typhoon class, is that
they lack adequate rear sensors. And is we approach him quietly, he
wont even know we’re there.” Jonesy answered for Leela.
“I can live with
that, but won’t it take a lot longer using the lasers?”
Leela said
“Oh that’s
my job, you know after all those times where we had to run for our
lives, I pulled that duty.” Fry said happily.
Leela sighed, since she
knew she couldn’t argue with him.
“Sir, we’re
in position, tubes one and two are ready, three through eight are on
standby.” Replied the weapons officer.
“Ok, Jonesy, any
sign he’s spotted us yet?”
“No sir, wait!
CRAZY IVAN!” Jonesy shouted
“Stay outa his
sensor range damnit!” Michaels shouted.
Suddenly, everyone
could feel the ship turn sharply, causing anything that wasn’t
secured to fall on the floor. Fry and Leela had grabbed on to bar to
hold themselves upright.
“Hey Leela, its
like old times isn’t it?” Fry said sarcastically.
“Yea, except that
we don’t have to listen to Amy complain about how much work
she’s going t have to do when we got home.” Leela said
“Yea, I can’t
wait to get back to making deliveries to hostile planets.” Fry
said, with a grin on his face.
During their
conversation, the ship had already came back into position and had
fired a torpedo at his engines. The ship shook as the effects of the
blast came over them.
“He’s not
moving sir, they’re essentially dead.” Jonesy replied.
“Mr. Fry, I
believe it’s your show now.” Michaels said.
“Yes sir!”
Fry said as happily made his way to the laser turret.
There was another
explosion, and the ship shook again.
“Wahoo! I got
him, man that was a piece of cake.” Fry said as he exited the
laser turret.
The control room was
then engulfed in applause and cheering, Fry pulled Leela into kiss,
which at first she was surprised, then relaxed into it. Even more
cheers came from the crew that was present.
The moment was
interrupted when Jonesy said “We got another contact! Its
moving fast from behind!”
“Ok men you know
what needs to be done.” Michaels said.
“INCOMING
TORPEDO!” Jonesy shouted
“Evasive action!”
Michaels and Leela said nearly simultaneously.
“Sorry commander,
its just a reaction.” Leela apologized.
“No problem, but
remember, this is my ship.
“No problem, but
remember, who’s in command here. “
“I will”
“Sir that
torpedo’s coming in fast, its now within twenty miles, wait
there’s another contact coming in, its one of ours!”
Jonesy said excitedly.
“The torpedo
locked on to them, they’re diverting it!”
“Where’s
the bastard that shot at us at?”
“The tango’s
at 500 miles, bearing 043 horizontal!”
“Weps, get me a
firing solution load tubes three through eight.”
“Aye sir, find
firing solution, loading tubes three through eight.”
A few minutes later,
“We got a firing solution sir.”
“Good, fire
spread, tubes three through eight.”
“Firing tube 3,
tube 4, tube 5, tube 6, tube 7, tube 8.”
As each torpedo left
the tubes, there was a light jolt as the compressed air launched the
torpedo. There was an intense silence as the crew waited as the
torpedoes homed in on their target.
“All torps are
running hot straight and normal. Approximately three minutes to
impact. “ Weps replied.
“Would you care
to join me on the bridge?” Michaels asked to Fry and Leela.
The both nodded and
followed him up to the bridge where they could see the action unfold.
After a couple of minutes, there was a bright flash off in the
distance as the enemy ship exploded. Even at this distance, they
still felt the shock waves of the explosion.
“Sir, we got an
incoming message form the Dallas.” An ensign said to Michaels.
“Ok, I’ll
be down in a minute.”
Michaels, Fry, and
Leela then proceeded down the hatch to the con.
“Ensign, put it
through.” Michaels said
The com screen came
down and on the screen was a man who looked similar to Michaels,
except he had blond hair.
“Bart Mancuso,
what a surprise to see you here. It looks like we owe you boys a
drink.” Michaels said cheerfully.
“We were just in
the neighborhood, thought you guys might need a some help. By the
way, what brings you to our neck of the woods?” Mancuso said
“I’m afraid
I can’t tell ya Bart, Top Secret. I will tell you this though,
it might just end this war sooner.”
“Well, good luck
Ed, I’m holding you to that beer when you get back.”
“Thanks, I’ll
get a collection started so that all your boys can get one.”
Mancuso smiled then the
screen went blank.
“Well shall we go
brain hunting?” Michaels said
“Yes sir!”
Fry said.
DSS Stingray
Outer Edges of Sol.
October 18, 3006
After the encounter
with the Red October, the Stingray and her crew began
the task of trying to locate the Brainspawn, they finally tracked
them to the Sol, where for some reason they seemed to have halted
their advance. Because the crew was wearing the helmets the professor
designed, their presence was not known to not only the brains, but
also the Big Brain. As they approached the Info Sphere, Fry and Leela
began putting on their spacesuits in the ready area, by the airlock.
Next to them was an unmarked crate, which wasn’t their before.
They soon joined by
Nibbler, who approached them, holding a Quantum Interface Bomb.
“Fry, Leela, it
is time for your epic battle to end the threat that is the
Brainspawn. You must implant this Quantum Interface Bomb inside the
Giant Brain. It will send them into a different dimension, this one
far more secure. To make your dramatic escape, you will use this
Scooty- Puff II.” Nibbler said, opening the crate, which
reviled the Scooty-Puff II, which looked like a Scooty-Puff Sr.
except it had two seats and was much faster.
“You ready Fry?”
Leela said
“Whenever you
are.” Fry answered
“Well lets get
moving, I want to get home. “ Leela said
“Ok, lets move
then.”
They then both got on
the Scooty-Puff II, and once the airlock door was opened, they
started on there way to the Info Sphere. As they flew on, they saw
thousands of Brainspawn flying around them, not paying them the least
bit of attention. They soon entered the Info Sphere, the scene was
like The Why of Fry, Fry parked the bike, and climbed up to
the platform where the main console for the Giant Brain was.
Leela soon joined him,
and together they gripped the Quantum Interface Bomb.
“Detecting trace
amounts of mental activity, possibly a dead weasel.” Said the
Giant Brain.
A group a of smaller
brains gathered around Fry and Leela.
“Hmm, the big
idiot might be right for change” Brain1 said
“But I don’t
sense anything, lets go.” Brain2 said
“Hey didn’t
you guys here me?” Giant Brain said
“Yea, we don’t
see anything your fine.” Said Brain1
“If you guys say
so…”
“You ready to do
this Leela?” Fry said, they were now both at the console.
“Now lets send
these flying TV’s back to where they belong.” Leela
said.
The spacesuit clad
couple then jammed the bomb into the console, and twisted two knobs
at the same time to set the timer.
“Ok we got ten
minutes till dentition. Lets blow this joint.” Fry said.
“I’m right
behind you honey. “
They then ran to the
Scooty-Puff II, got on, with Leela in front and Fry behind. They then
blasted there way out of the Info Sphere, hearing a faint female
voice say “Have a nice day.” Once they made it back to
the Stingray, they go tout of their space suits and went to the
bridge to see the explosion. A few minutes later, the blackness that
was space was lit up like a Xmas tree. The Info sphere exploded in a
bright ball of fire, they then saw a bright white light engulf the
explosion, then after a few seconds there was nothing, just the
blackness of space.
“Woohoo! We did
it! Take that you nerds! Hey where’s my kiss?” Fry said
“Right here.”
Leela said, they both kissed for what seemed liked an hour, Leela
broke the kiss then said seductively “ Follow me if you want
some more of that.”
“I’ll be
right behind you. “
The two then left the
bridge, and as they went o Fry’s cabin, the crewmembers were
all clapping. “Oh Lieutenant, you’ll be pleased to know
that while you were off saving the universe, a peace treaty was
signed, since the Brainspawn had evidently pretty much destroyed the
Axis fleet. “
“Thank you, sir.
It was a pleasure serving with you guys. Now my captain wants to see
me in my personal quarters. “ Fry said, with a grin on his
face.
“Your dismissed,
and please try and keep the noise to a minimum, I don’t want
the crew to be distracted.” Michaels said
“I’ll do my
best sir.” Fry said, then he and Leela went to his quarters
where they celebrated in their own way.
“Nav., set course
for Earth, lets get this couple home.” Michaels said
“Aye, Aye sir.”
The navigator replied
Chapter 18 – A Delivery To Omicron Persi 8
( Because the
Brainspawn had destroyed both of the Omicronians allies and almost
destroying the entire Omicronian Fleet, the Omicronian leaders
decided it best to bring an end to hostilities. Earth President
Richard M. Nixon along with several other DOOP representatives met
with representatives from the Omicronian Empire onboard the USS
Missouri, a museum ship at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. The sight was
chosen because the Missouri also saw the end of World War II.
The treaty itself called for the removal of Omicronian forces form
DOOP territory and the release of DOOP Prisoners of war, and a
normalization of relations. The Omicronians agreed to the terms,
adding that they wanted the complete DVD sets of several 20th,
and early 21st century TV shows. After the treaty was
signed, relations between the DOOP and the Omicronians were back to
what they were before the war. From A History of DOOP/Omicronian
Relations, Henry Kissinger’s Head, Mars University Press, 3010)
Planet Express,
NNY
November 2, 3006
Once the Stingray had
reached the Newport Space Station, Fry received an honorable
discharge. Amy had met them with the PE ship at the station, and
after several goodbyes were said, the couple then left to see if Fry
could get his job back at Planet Express.
Fry and Leela where now
sitting in chairs in Hermes office. The Jamaican accountant was
reading over some forms while the couple sat there, since he was
discharged Fry was now wearing his usual outfit. Hermes looked up
from the form, then said
“Fry mon, are ya
sure ya want to be da delivery boy again?”
“Yea I want to
work here again, I don’t care what you have to pay me.”
Fry said
“Dat’s
great then, you’ll get da same wage as before. “ Hermes
said happily
“That fine with
you Leela?” Fry asked his wife
“Yea, that would
be enough, besides, we got your pension also.” Leela said
“Ok den, now I
just need ya to sign dese forms and ya can start now.” Hermes
said, sliding some forms back to Fry. He signed them and then passed
them back to Hermes who put them in a pneumatic tube which sent them
to the Central Bureaucracy.
They then left the room
and went to the lounge to watch some TV. There they found Bender and
Amy already on the couch. Amy had Turanga in her lap, as she to was
watching TV.
“Hey guys
anything on?” Fry said as he and Leela walked in.
“Nope, not if you
count the news organ sack.” Bender said, taking a drink of his
beer then letting out a burp of fire.
“Well move over
then, Amy can I see the baby?” Fry said.
“Sure I was just
going to go check some on the ship.” The intern said. She got
off the couch, then she nearly tripped over her own feet, but Fry got
his baby before she hit the floor.
“Ahh, Bender, why
don’t you pick up your empty beer bottles?” She said
after some cursing in Chinese.
“What? Last I
checked I wasn’t a trash unit. Its not my fault you’re a
clumsy bimbo.” Bender said, without the least bit concern.
Their attention was
soon drawn to the TV which showed the familiar faces of Morbo and
Linda.
Linda: Morbo what do
you think of the peace agreement?
Morbo: Morbo thinks
that the Omicronians should have destroyed the puny DOOP. I assure
you when my people attack this pathetic planet, you shall see NO
MERCY! I WILL DESTORY YOU!
Linda: (laughing)
That’s nice Morbo, now we bring you to the White House where
Earth President Nixon has prepared a speech.
(Scene changes to the
Oval Office, with Nixon’s head in jar on the desk.)
Nixon: My fellow
Earthicans, let us not forget the great taste of Charleston Chew! The
war against the dreadful Omicronians is over. The combined forces of
the Earth and the DOOP were victorious! The Omicronians were defeated
by there own weapons. This marks a new era in Earth-Omicronian
relations, we are no longer at war, but we must prevent them
expanding. They are like those damn ruskies, always putting down
democracy. Arrrooo!
Linda: We now join the
episode of Hypnotoad already in progress.
(Scene changes to the
Hypnotoad program)
Leela and Fry have
since sat down on the couch, and they hardly paying attention to the
TV, instead paying more attention to their baby. After seeing such a
display of human emotion, Bender left and went to the bar. The
professor then appeared in the door, and said
“Good news
everyone! To the conference table!” the old man said.
Fry and Leela then put
the baby in her crib next to the couch and went and took their seats
at the table, where Hermes, Zoidberg, and Amy were present. Fry and
Leela took there seats, and they waited for the professor to join
them.
Once Farnsworth seated
himself, he then began to snore loudly. Leela shook him and he was
awaked, “A-wha? What’s going on here I don’t
remember a meeting?”
“Professor what’s
the good news?” Amy asked
“Good news
everyone! You have a delivery to make to Omicron Persi 8!”
There was a collective
groan as no one wanted to make a delivery today, especially to
Omicron Persi 8.
“What did they
order this time?” Leela said.
“Well as part of
da treaty dat was signed, da leaders want da complete DVD sets of da
following shows – Friends, Seinfeld, 24, Single Female
Lawyer, Two and Half Men, The Office, and Scrubs. Now
since dat Bender isn’t here, you have to go wit dem Amy.”
Hermes said
“Spluh! C’mon
Hermes, I got date with my Kiffy tonight!” Amy pleaded.
“Well, I guess
Zoidberg can go den.” Hermes said
“Hooray! I get to
make a delivery with friends! “ the lobster said, clacking his
claws.
“Shut up ya
stinkin crab! Now get movin!” Hermes said, hitting Zoidberg on
the head with a rolled up peace of newspaper.
Sensing a threat,
Zoidberg squirted ink in Hermes face and scuttled off to his office.
“I swear one dese
days dat lobster is going to get boiled.” Hermes said, wiping
ink from face.
Leela and Fry looked at
each other, then back to Hermes.
“Uh, Fry and I
are going to take Turanga down to see my parents then we’ll get
on with delivery.” Leela said
“Ok dat’s
fine, at least she wont have to deal dit that lobster.”
Fry and Leela got up
and went to pick up Turanga and take her to see her grandparents.
Turanga Household, NNY
Sewers
November 2, 3006
Leela and Fry stood
outside the door to Leela’s parents house, Leela was holding
the baby, and Fry carried the bag with all of her toys and what not.
Leela knocked on the
door, and waited for a response. A couple minutes later Turanga Munda
answered.
“Leela! Phil!
What a surprise, come on in wont you?” Munda greeted them.
They then followed
Munda in to the house, and she saw her dad, Morris on the couch.
Once Leela had put
Turanga down, she went hugged her mom. Fry also followed suit.
“Phil, how are
you?” Munda said looking at Fry.
“Great actually,
I got an honorable discharge form the navy, and my old job back.”
Fry said happily
“Well, good for
you now you can spend time with your daughter.” Morris said
getting up form the couch. Fry went over and shook his father-in-laws
hand.
“I know, and I’m
looking forward to it.” Fry said
“So what’s
the reason you two stopped by?” Munda asked
“Oh we have to go
on another delivery, could watch Turanga for us while we’re
gone?” Leela said
“Sure honey, you
know we’ll always be available. “ Munda answered
“Thanks mom, well
sorry to be in a rush, but we got get back.” Leela said
“Well, ok, call
us when you get back.”
“I will.”
Leela said. She picked Turanga up off the floor, and said “Now
you be good for grandma and grandpa, mommy daddy will be back soon.”
She then put the baby back down, and she grabbed Fry’s hand
and they left to head back to PE.
Planet Express,
NNY
November 2, 3006
By the time they got
back to Planet Express, it was already mid-afternoon. After
dropping off the baby, Fry and Leela made a quick stop at the
apartment so that they could pack a few clothes, since it was a few
days trip to Omicron Persi 8. They took care of Nibbler and Seymour,
taking them to a kennel while they were gone. They were now walking
down the street, each carrying a small overnight bag. Leela had on
her green jacket over her tank top, since it was November.
They were just about to
enter the PE building, when Fry spotted a familiar gray robot that
was heading form the opposite direction.
“Hey Bender!”
Fry shouted as he waved to the bending unit.
“Hey skin tubes,
what hazardous mission do we got today? Not that I care.”
Bender said, taking a puff on his cigar.
“DVD’s to
Omicron Persi 8.” Leela said
“Hey, are you
sure they don’t want Fry’s lower horn again?”
Bender said, laughing lightly.
Leela glared at the
robot, remembering that whole ordeal. (See Spanish Fry for details).
“Yes, now since
you showed up, now you have to go with us instead of Zoidberg.”
Leela said
“WHAT? You cant
me work! I got tickets to a saucy puppet show tonight!” Bender
protested.
“As your captain,
I can and I will.” Leela said
She then tapped a few
buttons on her wrist computer, and the antenna on Bender started
flashing red, indicating his patriot chip was now activated.
“NOOOOO! DAMN YOU
WOMAN!” Bender shouted, and he started running around in
circles.
“Bender, lets
go!” Leela ordered, the antenna flashing red. Bender thn
involuntary followed the couple into the building.
“DAMN YOU BIG
BOOTS!”
Leela then turned to
Fry, “I’m glad I got that upgrade on my wrist computer.”
She said to Fry.
“At least we wont
have to worry about Bender walking in us.” Fry said, with a
grin on his face.
“What makes you
think anything will happen tonight?” Leela said
“I’m
optimistic.” Fry answered.
Once they were inside
the hangar, Leela ordered Bender and Fry to load and secure the
cargo. Once the cargo was secured, everyone boarded the ship, which
was now painted back to its original green color, and they blasted
off heading to Omicron Persi 8.
PE Ship , En-route to
Omicron Persi 8
November 2, 3006
Fry, Leela, and Bender
were all in their usual positions on the bridge. Everyone was pretty
much quiet, except when Bender let out a belch.
“Bender would you
go check the cargo?” Leela said
“Why can’t
the other organ sack do it?” Bender protested
Leela then pushed the
button for his patriot circuit, and Bender shot out of his chair and
stood at rigid attention, dropping his bottle of Old Fortran.
“Yes Ma’am!”
Bender replied, involuntarily.
The robot then against
his will, left the bridge, muttering kill all humans.
Once the robot left the
bridge, Leela locked the door to be sure that they wouldn’t be
interrupted.
“Fry honey, would
you come here and rub my neck?” Leela said, seductively.
“Huh? Oh, neck
right.” Fry said. He then walked over to where Leela was, and
began to rub her neck.
“You know Leela,
this would be better if I could do your whole body.” Fry said
as he rubbed her shoulders.
“Oh really? Well
I have been kind of sore lately. I’ll put it on autopilot then
how about we pick this up in my cabin?”
“Sure thing. What
about Bender though?” Fry said
“Oh he’ll
be fine. I put the autopilot on lockdown.” Leela said
Fry stopped massaging
her, gave her a kiss then they both left the bridge, headed for the
captain’s cabin.
PE Ship, Omicronian
Space
November 4, 3006
The Planet Express ship
was now entering Omicronian space, and everyone was back on the
bridge in their usual spots. Leela was piloting the ship, when the
com screen came down, Lrrr appeared.
“I am Lrrr, RULER
OF OMIRCON PERSI 8! State your business or be destroyed!” Lrrr
demanded.
“We’re
Planet Express, we have those DVD’s you wanted.” Leela
said
“Oh yes we’ve
been expecting you. Just take them to the palace.” Lrrr said
“Ok, Planet
Express ship out.” Leela replied, the transmission ended and
retracted back into the ceiling.
“Well, this looks
like it will be a pretty easy delivery. Not like the last time.”
Fry said
“Yea well
hopefully they don’t remember that incident.”
Leela said
“I hope so to,
cuz I like having my ‘lower horn’.”
“Hey buddy, if
they want it, they’ll have to go through big boots here, since
I am pretty sure she likes it to.” Bender replied.
Fry and Leela both
glanced at the robot, not really paying attention to the comment he
made.
The ship approached
Omicron Persi 8, and landed near the royal palace. Two Omicronian
guards approached the PE ship. Leela, Fry, and Bender walked down the
stairs, Fry was holding a box which contained the DVDs with a
electronic clipboard on top.
The guards approached
the PE crew, one of them said “What is your business at the
palace?”
“We’re
Planet Express, we have a delivery for Lrrr.” Leela said.
“Right, follow
me.” The other said.
The crew then followed
the two guards into the palace. The crew then reached two huge doors
that lead into the throne room. They entered, and another guard said
“Presenting the Planet Express crew!”
The three crew members
approached the throne, where Lrrr and his wife Ndnd were sitting on
their respective chairs.
“Ah finally, I
can now watch the greatest TV shows without commercials! And without
interruption!” Lrrr said
“Now he’ll
never lose any weight.” Ndnd said, her head resting on her arm.
“My weight is
appropriate and attractive!” Lrrr shouted.
“Ah, excuse me,
will you just sign here please?” Fry said nervously.
“Calm down Fry,
as soon as we get the signature, we can leave.” Leela
whispered.
“Right this just
like another delivery.”
Fry then handed the
package and the clipboard to Lrrr, hands shaking. Lrrr took the
package force fully and signed the document, and handed it back to
Fry.
“Thank you sir.”
Fry said as he accepted the document. The PE crew then slowly backed
away, afraid of making any sudden moves, toward the large double
doors and exited the chamber. Once that was complete, they then ran
like hell back to the ship to get off the planet as quickly as
possible.
PE Ship, Leaving
Omicron Persi 8
November 4, 3006
As soon as everyone was
on board, Leela had immediately started the dark matter engines and
blasted off. They now all on the bridge, Leela focused on flying the
ship out of the Omicronian System. Fry leaned back in his chair and
put his feet up on the console and stretched his arms.
“Well another
successful delivery for Planet Express. That’s one of the few
missions where haven’t been almost killed. “ Fry said as
he stretched.
“Yea well I
prefer we not have to go back there ever again. I cant stand those
creatures.” Leela said.
“I agree, and the
good thing is I still got my lower horn, why don’t we go take
it for spin huh?” Fry said seductively.
“Wait until we
get safely away then, maybe. “ Leela said
“Well you two
enjoy yourselves, as for me, Bender, I’m going to so into sleep
mode.” Bender said, yawning and stretching. He ten left the
cabin, leaving Fry and Leela alone.
“Let’s say
you and I head for the couch?” Fry said
“Well, I guess
were ok now. So yea.” She said. She turned on the auto pilot
and then dimmed the lights in the bridge and joined her husband on
the couch.
“Hey Leela, you
know what would be fun? Doin it in zero gravity. I saw it in a movie
once.” Fry said
“What movie?”
“I think it was a
James Bond one, Moonraker, I think was name. Can we try it
please?” Fry said, with a puppy dog look in his eyes.
Lela gave in, “Oh
all right I guess I can just turn off the bridge artificial gravity.”
She said. She then went over to her console and pushed a few buttons.
Soon anything that wasn’t anchored was floating in the air.
“Come her honey,
I got special delivery for you.” Fry said, Leela floated over
to him and then they embraced, and well one thing led to another.
THE END
Well that does it for this fic, hope you enjoyed it and stay tuned for my
next one, which will be sort of a continuation of this one, but not
directly. It’s going to be a Futurama / M*A*S*H crossover.
Anyway, I would like to give thanks to Ramon_51, Red_Line, Flounder,
and CosmicF who have helped me with this fic. I would also like to
thank Coldangle_1, because it was after reading his fic Blame
it On The Brain
that I got the inspiration to bring back the Brainspawn. If you have
any questions or comments about this or any other of my fics, you can
email me at alexthehammer87@yahoo.com
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