Futurama

Unpreceeded Chronicles, chapters 1-5
By Qwertymann

Author's Note: This fic starts exactly one week after The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings, and before the trip to Dispardjon IV, Fry asked Leela on a date and she finally said yes. Dispardjon is normally a four day trip to the planet then a four day trip back, however they were planning on waiting until they got back to Earth to have their date.

Chapter 1: Shocking Outcomes

(Cut to a shot of the PE ship flying away from a brown planet. The ship looks completely fine, only one notable difference; the engine is severely damaged.. Cut to bridge, Bender sitting idly by, Leela standing and facing Fry, who's looking down in shame.)

Leela: Fry! I can't believe what you did! You really messed up this time! Killing the emperor of Dispardjon IV must have been the most irresponsible thing you've ever done!

Fry (in a calm, soft voice): How was I supposed to know the Dispardjions would die from the slightest touch of Slurm...

Leela (extremely angry): The professor told you before we left! And I told you before you made the delivery! Is your brain so simple it can't remember one thing for more than 10 minutes?!

Fry (still in his soft voice): I'm very sorry Leela...

Leela: Oh you're GOING to be sorry soon!

(Flashback: Cut to Fry walking with a package towards the emperor, drinking a Slurm.)

Emperor Glorsh: I am Emperor Glorsh! (The Emperor looks completely human except the fact his skin is slighty transparent, he has no hair, and his skin is a bright red colour (think Trisollians but red and not liquidy). He wears nothing but long pants that extend past his knees and violet cape.)

Fry: Uh, hey. I got a package delivery for (squinting as he reads the name) Emperor Glorsh.

Emperor Glorsh: Yes, that would be m... say, I havn't had anything to drink all day. Could I possibly have some of whatever you have in that there can?

Fry: Oh, what this? Uh... (moment of silence)... wait!

Emperor Glorsh: I won't take no for an answer! (Seizes Fry's Slurm, completely oblivious to the approaching guards and label. He starts drinking it.) Hey, this is the BEST stuff I've tasted all year... no... my entire life! (He drops to the ground dead.)

Fry: Well at least he died drinking something he enjoyed.

Guard: ASSASSIN! KILL THE ASSASSIN!

Fry: Oh crud this isn't going to be like the time on Trisol... (he starts running as he notices the guards raising their blasters. They start firing but have TERRIBLE aim. They manage to shoot one of the ship's engines as Fry boards it. He needs not explain to lift off as soon as he enters the bridge as the ship is already long off the planet.)

(End Flashback. Cut back to bridge, positions still remaining. Bender not dare say a word during this time.)

Leela: And not only did you kill the emperor but you managed to get our engine damaged as well! The usual four days back to Earth is now going to take a week!

Fry (still with his calm, soft voice): It wasn't my fault... well, directly at least, that the ship's engine got damaged.

Leela: Yes it was! Oh and another thing. You can forget about the date!

Fry (still in his calm, soft voice; however there is now an icy sting to it, not a sign of sadness): Sure. Blame everything on the idiot. I may have caused these problems, but I guess life is just easier for Turanga Leela to blame every mishappening on Phil, then cancel the one shot of happiness he has.

Leela (slightly touched at his comment of happiness, but quickly remembers what he did): Fry why can't you just be more mature?!

Fry (yes, you guessed it; same voice): I guess I can't, although I suppose your standards are too high. You know with that eye you'll be lucky to get anyone better than me. (Fry is staring directly in Leela's eye, which has tears starting to form; Fry doesn't notice this.) I guess I'm just too stupid and immature for the bitchy one-eyed mutant.

Leela (who is resisting the tears, in shock at this comment): Fr...

Fry (interjecting, same voice): No, Leela. I said I'm sorry. I'm just an idiotic human not good enough for you. Why don't you run down in that sewer and find some mutant to love you like me. I'm sure you'll have a GREAT time. (He turns to leave.) Oh and I don't want to see you for the rest of this trip home. (He exits.)

(Leela is just standing there in utter shock; she could see Bender saying something like that if she angered him, but Fry? She was now bawling her eye out. She was crying like she's never cried before in her life. It was beyond hysterical. She then felt a familiar cold metal arm go around her shoulders. She looked through her tears at a blurry figure, but able to make out it was Bender.)

Bender: Hey... hey there, I'm sure Fry... (he stops as he realizes he has no good explanation for this. Leela is crying a little less, but still bawling nonetheless.)

Leela: Ben...der... (she can't say anything and is now hugging the robot, crying on his shoulder. Bender doesn't seem to mind.)

(Cut to: Fry's room. He's sitting on his bed without his trademark red jacket on. He's thinking through what just happened.)

Fry (thinking): You idiot. How could you say that to Leela. The one thing in her past that she tries to bury; all the make funnings of her eye. You've never EVER made fun of her in any way. But then suddenly you just burst out about her eye, the worst thing you can make fun of about her. You idiot! Not to mention you put down her mutant herta... uh, gene. And now she's probably crying her eye out like there's no tomorrow... maybe I just stopped loving her? No... I still love her. More than anything. It wasn't even my fault the Emperor drank the Slurm! He took it FROM me... (Fry sighs)... I can't bare to face Leela now. She probably hates me...

(Cut to Bridge. Leela is back at the captain seat, still crying but she's able to control the ship. Bender is sitting idly at his chair, drinking beer.)

Leela: Bender, thanks for comforting me... you really do care about me...

Bender: Uh, right... "care" about you. Oh and you owe me five bucks for... you know what, pay me later.

(Leela looks at Bender and smiles broadly. Bender grins back and resumes drinking his beer.)

(Cut to: Fry's room. Zoidberg enters.)

Fry: Uh, Dr. Zoidberg... I really need to be alone right now... I just did something I can never forgive myself for...

Zoidberg: Oh, please. I know something's bothering you. Talk to me about it, maybe I can help.

Fry: Well you see... wait, did you just say something other than being happy about us talking to you or food?

Zoidberg: Yes, Phil. I'm actually more intelligent than what you once thought of me. But if you tell anyone about this, I'll cut open your gull bladder while you're awake, stuff it down your esophagus and skin you alive. Then eat all your muscles.

Fry (shuddering at the thought Zoidberg put through him): Uhm... okay... but before we talk about this, I wanna ax you... how come you act like an idiot around everyone and fail at all your patients?

Zoidberg: Hey I don't fail on all of them; only 72%. I'm actually quite skilled in assigning medicine and operating. In fact, before I met you guys I was a VERY successful doctor. I made millions, was living the easy life. Then I decided it was too boring for me. I realized that my life needed some type of pizzazz; I was in a local bar when I met the good Professor there. When I asked what a man of his age was doing at the bar, he claimed he was in a dream and his real self was sleeping like a baby at the company he owned. This company he spoke of interested me, so I asked about it. He told me that it was a delivery company; one where his crew went on dangerous missions and got injured a lot. He mentioned not having a doctor, so I thought this would bring some of that get-up in my life I needed. But I knew it wouldn't be enough. I decided I would train myself to become an idiot. I still have a lot of money in my forlorn bank account, so I thought this would be fun. I spent all my years with the Professor's old crew practicing becoming dumber; the Professor never noticed my sudden day change from a professional doctor to an idiot who eats garbage. In fact, he didn't remember me at all, so he re-hired me after I told him I was a doctor. The next day, his crew dies from those space bees. The day after that, you three show up and thus you think I'm the idiot I am. I'm enjoying this life now I am. Oh right, and it just comes naturally for me to be stupid. But when I realize a friend needs a claw to listen to, I put aside my stupidity. Now tell me, Phil... what's bothering you?

Fry (taking a few moments to abosrb all this information about this eerie lobster. His voice is very quiet and now dampenned with sadness): Well... I... made fun of Leela... (his voice dies off as he speaks Leela's name.)

Zoidberg: Oh my. Was it about her hair? (Fry shakes his head.) Her big feet? (Fry again shakes his head.) Then her eye... (Fry nods slowly.) Ah, what I remember once what it was to be in love.

Fry: When were you... (remembers the events with Edna.) Oh, right...

Zoidberg: I'm sorry Phil. You know Leela is something very special to us all; yes even me, Dr. Zoidberg. But she's most special to you, Phil. You may have messed up, badly at that... in fact, probably the worst you can mess up in your life. But you've always pounced back. Just like during the time skips when you and Leela were married for a couple of seconds. You still never gave up after that. Phil, you may not believe this right now, but... Leela cares immensely for you. She may love you more than you love her. But again, if you tell anyone I'm telling you this, I'll kill you in a brutal death. I may be a smart idiot, but I will kill you.

Fry: What do you mean, Leela loves me? There's no chance... and how would you know something like that?

Zoidberg: Phil, I know many things. I know a lot; some things if I told you I would have to kill you. But I can tell you that Leela DOES love you; but she is not ready for that, and she probably doesn't want to admit to herself her feelings for you yet. Your opera proved a huge stepping stone to her admittance of that feeling, but it's not enough, Phil.

Fry: You... you think... she really does love me?

Zoidberg: Yes, Phil. I know this. You have to keep pushing her. And I just happen to know what Leela's favourite type of flower is. This flower might give you that extra edge you need to make her realize this.

Fry: Okay. Why are you helping me?

Zoidberg: Phil, I have my reasons, which will remain a mystery to you. I will tell you, however, I like to see other people happy. It's what makes me happy.

Fry: Okay, Dr. Zoidberg. Thanks. Uh... about this flower...

Zoidberg: Yes, it is a rare flower. Not found on Earth. Only six of them exist in the entire universe. To get your hands on one is a chance worse than seeing a 1900's porno magazine. Fortunatly, we're going to be passing a planet which has the only known remaning unplucked flower. Called the Espa Flower, they are known never to die. Currently one is being auctioned off at an auction house. Any woman would DIE to have one of these flowers, Phil. The auctioning flower is currently going for 145 million dollars, current bid from Mom. Or, you could risk your life being an outlaw forever by stealing the well-guarded flower on Mirinon Nine. I would buy the Espa Flower for you in the auction house, but the bid closed... two hours ago.

Fry: Man, all this time I've been thinking you're some idiot who just eats garbage.

Zoidberg: Well what do you think I do at night?

Fry: Uh... eat garbage.

Zoidberg: Right... right.

Fry: So I guess we have no choice but to go to Mirinon Nine and steal that flower. We'll do it when Leela's sleeping.

Zoidberg: Hooray! I'm performing a heist with a friend! I mean... Phil, this could potentially be very dangerous! And if Leela finds out...

Fry: If she finds out... she'd be angered at us comad... uh... using the ship. But once she found out the purpose, she'd be touched. But the flower is the only way I can apologize to her after what I said. We'll need Bender's help, he seems to be good at stealing.

Zoidberg: No, Phil! We can NOT let anyone else know about this.

Fry: Why not...

Zoidberg: Ugh... because Bender would want the flower for himself, realizing the value of it. And Leela finding out would spoil the surprise. We should be able to fly down to the planet and steal the flower, then resume on the original course to Earth. Leela and Bender will be oblivious to this.

Fry: Hm... or we could breed mice and hope they turn into super mice! I saw it in a movie once. We'll need giraffe sperm cells to put in the... (Zoidberg rolls his eyes.) Right, okay. Forget I said that.

Zoidberg: We'll be able to do it tonight, as the ship is nearing the planet. Phil, remember to stay awake.

Fry: I wouldn't fall asleep for this unless Leela was in that same bed with me.

Zoidberg: Right. Remember what we talked about... I mean the killing part. (He scuttles off.)

(Cut to: Bridge. Leela is still hurt deeply by what Fry said; she had no anger in her, only sadness. She stopped the EXTERNAL crying, but the internal crying was far worse...)

Leela (thinking): Fry said some hurtful things... something I never thought he would say... but he did... just when he does something good enough for me to notice him, I yell at him and he hurts me, after I cancel our date... something tells you he'll always love me no matter what he says or who else he dates. He must've not meant it... oh God what if he doesn't love me anymore? (This thought brought a new wave of hysterical crying from Leela, whom Bender watched on not saying anything.) He's the only one who loves me for who I am, not for my body... not because I'm "normal". Oh Leela... what drove you to scream at him like you did? Why can't I accept the fact that he loves me and I... care deeply for him. Oh Fry... I'm so sorry...

Bender: You okay over there?

Leela (obviously lying): Oh yeah, I'm just great. Yup, nothing wrong over here.

Bender: Okey dokey then. (He pulls another beer from his compartment and stretches.) Well, since you're alright now, it's time for me to hit the hay. And Leela, I'm sure Fry was just being an idiot. (He leaves.)

Leela (under her breath): Just an idiot... I should sleep to. (She flips the auto-pilot switch on and heads toward the exit. She walks down the hallway and sees Zoidberg.)

Zoidberg: Hello

Leela: Oh, hi... did you talk to Fry at all?

Zoidberg: No

Leela: Oh, okay... I'm going to bed now. (She continued walking down and stopped in front of Fry's / Bender's room. She looked at the door and touched it gently. She sighed deeply and turned away, continuing down to her bed.)

(Cut to: Bridge. White text at screen: 15 minutes later. Fry and Zoidberg now on bridge, Fry at the captain's chair piloting the ship carefully. Zoidberg is double-tasking navigation and scanners.)

Zoidberg: Okay, we'll be able to land on the planet in three minutes. Entering the museum at this hour is prohibited, so I assume it won't be so hard... luckily for us, the people on the planet think that crime doesn't exist at night, so the flower won't be guarded by anyone. The building has no cameras. It should apparently be a cake walk...

Fry: Good. But how did you know this is Leela's favourite flower?

Zoidberg: Oh I saw her a few days before we left this trip she was watching the auction channel and the flower was currently the item being bid on. I overheard her say that she would want the flower more than anything. And I've read up on these flowers. They're about the size of what you humans call a "shin". Their beauty is out of this universe. If one touches the flower, it's said to make them feel like everything is right in the universe.

Fry: I doubt touching it can make my feeling of regret go away...

Zoidberg: Yes the flower can only make weak feelings go away, so you should have no problem being able to carry the flower. I, however, can't touch it.

Fry: Uh... then what will you be doing on this mission? Not that I don't appreciate your help or anything.

Zoidberg: I'll be keeping watch, you imbecile.

Fry: Oh, right... thanks.

Zoidberg: For you, anything.

(Fry ponders at this moment for a second, looking at this new Dr. Zoidberg. He seems now so mysterious and intelligent, and very friendly... well, other than the rants about him killing him. Fry liked this new Zoidberg and thought he would make a new friend.)

(Cut to: ship landing near a small museum well-built. The planet doesn't have much vegetation - it's mostly a desertous planet with some small patches of grass. In the background mountains are visible - big mountains. The night sky has no stars in it, and a full moon that would normally be twice the size of Earth's full moon.)

Zoidberg: There's the museum, unguarded. Quick, let's break in and steal the Espa Flower!

(Fry comes out of the ship lugging a large pack. They approach the door and Fry sets down the pack. He takes out an optic cable and sticks it under the door.)

Fry: Hehehe... good thing Bender tells me where he keeps all his burgling stuff. (He flips on the camera and no on is there.) Alright! (He gets a device that looks like a half-sphere with two buttons on it: "ARM" and "DETONATE".) Okay, all we do is place this thingy on the door here, press arm, then run away. Then we press detonate.

Zoidberg: One problem with your plan. We can't press detonate when we're far away...

(Fry pulls out the Finglonger, which is a mystery how it fit in the pack as it is easily twice the length of it.)

Zoidberg (thinking): Intriguing how Phillip packed a finglonger with the Silent-Explosion-Bomb-That-Can-Rip-Through-Metal-Doors device... he seems to be really focused. The love he has for Leela... can it really... no. It can't be true. (Now talking): Phil I'm impressed that you managed to pack all this... all for Leela.

Fry: Pack what? I found this bag in the room. (Zoidberg rolls his eyes.)

(Cut to: Fry and Zoidberg quite a bit away from the SEBTCRTMD device. Fry is trying steadily to press the "DETONATE" button but is having trouble. After a few unsuccessful attempts, the bomb and door just seem to disappear.)

Fry: Wow, that was easier than I thought. Come on! (They both run into the museum, then they come face-to-face with the unguarded Espa Flower - this flower is the most beautiful thing they had ever soon. Apart from Leela for Fry. Zoidberg was in a trance just staring at it, but the mission quickly came back to him. Fry kneeled down and plucked it.)

Zoidberg: These flowers, are so special. They don't need water or sunlight to survive. They can live in the dark for years and retain their previous beauty. Not even the intense heat of a thousand stars can destroy it. The only known things able to destroy these flowers are a black hole, and death of the current person holding the flower. Their beauty is eternal so long as they're not in the hands of a dying person.

Fry: Right.. can we go now?

(Cut to: shot of PE ship blasting off from the planet. Cut to: shot inside bridge, Fry and Zoidberg there. Once the ship was moving for about 30 seconds, Fry put the auto-pilot on. He lugged the sack back to Bender's and Fry's room. He put it back where he had found it. He then crawls in the bed, with the flower well-hidden from prying eyes. Just as he closed his eyes, he heard Bender awaken.)

Bender: Ah that was a good nap. Time to take over the ship and steal the Espa Flower... (he grabs his bag and looks through it.) Where the hell is my SEBTCRTMD device... argh... I could've SWORN I packed one! Damn it! My one chance to become a millionaire, ruined... ah screw it, I'll just steal some other valuable on our next mission. (He lies down in his bed and goes to sleep.)

Fry (thinking): Did he... hear us talking? Nah, he and Leela were on the bridge. I guess Bender is a smarter criminal I give him credit for. I never would've thought he would know about the Espa Flower... well, tomorrow, I'll give it to Leela and apologize. I hope she won't be mad at me still after I give it to her.

(Just then, the intercom came on. Fry heard Leela's voice softly.)

Leela: Fry..... (a minute of silence)

Fry: Yeah?

Leela: Fry, I want to see you on the bridge...

Fry: Okay Leela, I'll be there soon. (The intercom goes off.) Maybe I'll be giving it to her sooner than I thought...

(Cut to: Bridge. Leela is sitting at captain's chair. Door opens and Fry enters with hands behind his back.)

Leela: Fry...

Fry: Leela...

Leela: We were both irrational back there...

Fry: I'm sorry, Leela... I really am. For everything. The... things I said, and... you know, what happened...

Leela: I wanted to apoligize too, Fry. (She turns around, looking at Fry with sympathy in her eye.) I'm sorry. But Fry... you said something to me that I never thought you of all people would say...

Fry: I know, Leela. And I'll never be able to forgive myself for saying that. But, I did... kind of... get something for you, to show you what you mean to me... I only got it recently...

Leela: Get something for me... but we're nowhere near any planets.

Fry: But we were near Mirinon Nine, home of the only known unplucked Espa Flower. While you were sleeping... (pulls the flower from behind his back) I got this for you. (He walks up to Leela, giving her the flower.) I hope you're not mad at me...

Leela (who is staring at the flower in disbelief; shock is clearly over her face. In her mind she feels a tinge of rage over the irresponsible actions of what he did. But that subsided and was soon overcome by joy. Then by fear. Fear that police would be chasing them any second...): Fry.. you... got... flo... Espa... me?

Fry: Yes Leela, only because I couldn't forgive myself for my actions, and I felt "I'm sorry" wasn't good enough for your perfect face... so I took the ship, flew down to Mirinon Nine, and stole the flower just for you. (He hands her the flower, and she takes it. The fear goes away as she holds the flower and looks up at Fry. He's smiling at her and she smiles back.)

Leela: Oh Fry... this is by far the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me... (tears start to form in her eye (tears of joy!))

Fry (thinking): Romantic...? I just thought the flower would be a good way to help my apology... maybe... now... (now speaking): So Leela... what do you say to... a date?

Leela: Oh Fry! (She jumps up and kisses him deeply. Fry is caught off guard by this but then soon relaxes and enjoys the moment. What seems like hours pass as the two are still entangled in their tongue wrestling. Leela finally pulls away, hugging Fry so very tightly. Fry is just smiling and embracing her back as well, Leela is now crying. A few minutes pass.)

Fry (whispering): I love you Leela... (he looks over at Leela's and notices she's sleeping. He carries her back to her quarters and lies her gently on her bed. While she lies there, Fry takes her hand in both his. He looks on her complete beauty, hoping this isn't a dream. He pinches himself to make sure.) Ow! (Fry smiles at this and kisses Leela on the forehead, then returns to his own room.)

Bender: Hey Fry.

Fry: Uh, Bender... what are you doing awake?

Bender: Long story short, I'm taking the ship to Mirinon Nine to steal the Espa flower.

Fry: Bender, I already stole it. And gave it to Leela to show how sorry I was... but it did more than that. We kissed!

Bender: Spare me your life story... wait you stole the Espa Flower without my help?

(Fry looks at Bender thinking he's going to kill him. Then suddenly Bender hugs Fry. He reluctantly hugs him back.)

Bender (now with a "tear" in his eye): Oh Fry! I didn't think there was any hope for you yet! But you went off and stole the flower, just to impress me. (He releases Fry.) So since you stole it, when I sell it, I'll give you 5% profit.

Fry: Bender, we're not selling it.

Bender: Uh, Fry. Perhaps you fail to see the point here. 5% of 145 million dollars is around 72,000 bucks! Are you crazy about not selling it?!

Fry: It was for Leela. Bender, I felt nothing else in the world could help me apologize to her.

Bender: The flower isn't in the world.

Fry: Look, whatever. It may just make Leela ad-.. finally love me. Would you rather be happy or have your friend be happy?

Bender (who looks like he could kill Fry at this point): I'll kill you... I'LL... (suddenly his expression changes to joy) buy you a beer for your celebration, my friend.

Fry: Bender... you're scaring me.

Bender: Aw, I'm sorry Fry. Let me make it up to you by buying you a beer when we get back to Earth.

Fry: Bender, what's going on with you? First you want to kill me... now you wanna buy me a beer? Are you alright? What'd you do with Bender?

Bender: Fry, it's me Bender! I don't wanna hurt you. You're my bestest friend!

Fry: Even I know "bestest" isn't a word...

Bender: Oh Fry! I love you! Like a brother!

Fry (now in utter fear): B-b-... Bender... w-w-what did you j-just say?

Bender: Ah don't sweat it chum. You look you're pretty scared. Maybe you should sleep buddy.

Fry: Okay... (he lies in the bed and falls asleep quickly, despite the uneasiness.)

Chapter 2: Escapades of Undaunting Entities

(Cut to shot of Fry and Bender sleeping. A few hours later. Intercom comes on.)

Leela: Fry, I'd like to see you on the bridge pronto.

...

Leela: Fry? Wake up!

Fry (groggy): Ugh... uhm... yeah, I'll be up in a few, just let me get dressed.

Leela: Okay Fry, take your time...

Fry: But you just said pr-

Leela: Don't worry Fry. See you soon.

Fry (thinking): Okay, Leela's acting weird... I wonder if I was sleep walking again last night and did something stupid that she wants to yell at me for it. She didn't seem angry though...

(Cut to shot of the bridge. Leela is sitting, piloting the ship. A few moments later, Fry enters with a half-scared, half-curious look on his face.)

Leela (softly): Fry, what you did for me last night was really something... I thought your opera was great, but... a mult-million dollar flower, you stole, just for me, is really breath-taking.... thank you.

Fry (just as softly): Leela, I think your kiss said thank you clearly enough... I mean, I said something I'll never forgive myself for.

Leela: Oh Fry, don't worry about it. After all, you're only a human, and it's understandable that sometimes, under certain circumstances, you can break down...

Fry (who is now directly behind Leela, puts both hands on her shoulders. He waited a moment before saying anything, waiting to see if Leela would reject it. But she didn't. She smiled to herself.): You know I love you right, and no matter what negative thing I say, I don't really mean it about you. Your eye is so beautiful, and you being a mutant is pretty awesome!

Leela: Oh Fry... you're so sweet, and kind... but so immature... (she sighs heavily.)

Fry: Oh Leela, I know I'm immature, but I've been trying recently to make myself better, to be worthy in your eyes.

Leela: Eye...

Fry: It's a figure of speech, meaning from a person's point of view. And no one should have one eye during that!

Leela (chuckling at his little joke): And you make me laugh...

Fry: Hey Leela... (he was unaware of his hands gently rubbing her shoulders, massaging Leela. She made a sound like she was enjoying it.) I know I didn't think of this before, as it's an uhm... consequence... and I ususally don't think of those, but won't the police, or whatever come after us for stealing that flower?

Leela (in a relaxed state): Fry, if you stole the flower at night, there should be no way anyone knows of it but you...

Fry: Okay

(Just then, the Nimbus appeared in view. Leela instantly lost her relaxed state, and Fry released her shoulders and went to his seat.)

Leela (groans): Just what I need, during a nice moment with you...

Fry (thinking): Alright, I must've done something right for once! Wahoo! But, here comes Zapp, and Leela's going to go into "battle mode." Better be extra mature and careful... for her.

(The communications screen came up with Zapp's face, a lustful look in his eyes as he watches Leela for a brief moment.)

Zapp: Ah, the lovely lady Leela, coming back for another dose of the Zapper eh?

Leela: Hell no Zapp. And this time you're not taking our ship in for any stupid reason you make up!

Zapp: Ohh ho ho... as fiesty as you are beautiful. It's a shame that I'm going to have to arrest you all.

Leela: On what grounds you idiot?

Zapp: On the grounds your ship contains an illegal flower. The Espa flower!

Leela: What? That flower's not illegal. And who said we have one on board?!

Zapp: So beautiful, yet so wrong. First of all, the flower is illegal in travelling in a non-liscensed ship. Secondly, we've put many miniature scale-sized cameras inside the museum. We saw that Fry stole it!

Leela: The ship is liscensed!

Zapp: Not by me, I personally have to deem the ship liscensed. New law as of... 5 seconds ago.

Leela: You can't just do that!

Zapp: Oh, but I can, my sweet. Now come on board, or we'll be forced to blow your ship to smitherines! An unfortunate demise I'd rather not see on you.

Leela (if looks could kill, Zapp would be in the morgue by now): Alright! We'll come on peacefully damn it! (She quickly hangs up before she has to take one more second of listening to the pompous idiot. She turns to Fry.)

Leela: Fry, in order to get Zapp off my back, as that's the only reason he's taking us in, we're "officially" a couple.

Fry: Yes ma'am! (He salutes and puts on a big smile. Leela smiles back at him.)

(Cut to shot of PE ship boarding the Nimbus docking bay. Landing down, Leela and Fry exit as apparently Zoidberg and Bender were out of it.)

Zapp: Ah! The lovely Leela finally in my physical reach once again. Kif, prepare the lovenasium.

Kif (sighs): Yes, sir...

Zapp: Hello, my love. Now before we lock you and this hair piece up, perhaps you'd like to... "negotiate" our little predicament, and I just might let this one slide for you.

Leela: Zapp, before you get any ideas, Fry and I are dating now. And we're very happy. (She takes Fry's hand.)

Fry (beaming with confidence): Yeah! And if you so much as lay a hand on my Leela, I'll tear you a new one!

Zapp (ignoring Fry's threat): So Leela, about negotiating. I offer that we have 75 dates!

Leela: Zapp... did you just not hear what I said?

Zapp: Oh I heard alright, but that doesn't mean you still can resist the Zapper. Even if you are dating this... hunk of flesh... you'll be wanting me all the more.

(Leela looks like she could hurl right about now.)

Leela: I don't want to date you at all!

Zapp: Very well then. Guards, lock her up with this flabby excuse for a human! And search the ship for the Espa flower. If you find anyone else on board, kill them on sight.

(Looks of shock come on both Fry and Leela.)

Zapp: Oh and Leela, I'll be seeing you later. (He winks at her.)

(The guards try to seperate Fry and Leela.)

Leela: Oh hell no we're not seperating! (She gets an idea that would hurt Zapp's ego; she pulls Fry close and gives him a wet kiss. Fry is enjoying the moment. Zapp was watching with disbelief.)

Zapp (clearly hurt): I see... guards... take them away... put them in the same cell. (He quickly turns to hide the tears in his eyes.)

Leela (thinking): I can't believe this man. He really needs to find a girlfriend just like him. What a sorry excuse for a DOOP officer.

(Cut to inside PE ship. Four guards are searching it.)

Guard #1: So, we just pretend we search it, wait about 10 minutes, come out and say we found nothing. Right?

Guard #4: Yeah, that's the plan.

Guard #1: Good, I hate putting up with Brannigan. Time for a short break.

Guard #3 & #2: You said it!

Guard #4: Can't believe how many pointless battles that moron goes through. What the hell does he think he does?

Guard #2: Not to mention he tells us to kill anyone on sight. What a heartless oaf.

Guard #3: Yeah!

(Just then, the door of the bridge opens and Zoidberg enters. He stares for a second.)

Zoidberg: Hello, friends of Leela's?

Guard #2: Uh... sure. Look, you're on board the Nimbus right now. I suggest staying and hiding in the ship.

Guard #1: Yeah, from what I hear of that Leela, you guys should be out of here shortly.

Guard #3: Heh, she's pretty stunning for a one-eyed chick. I'd know what I do with her! Eh guys?

(They all laugh. Zoidberg could feel the rage well up inside him.)

Guard #4: But who knows what weird species she is. Could catch some sort of disease.

(Zoidberg was about ready to kill the guards at this point.)

Zoidberg: Gentlemen, please stop taking Leela's name to shame...

Guard #1: Why? Come on man, she's almost as weird as you! You two would make a great couple!

(The ship explodes in laughter.)

Zoidberg: QUIET DAMN YOU! LEELA IS A GREAT CAPTAIN AND SHE'S TAKEN BY FRY!

Guard #2: Okay, take it easy.

Guard #1: Come on let's go tell that idiot that we found nothing...

(Zoidberg's rage dwindled at his comment, and he breathed a sigh of relief.)

(Cut to prison of Fry and Leela. The prison is about twice the size of the room Bender sleeps in. There's no bed in it, so Leela figured it may have been only a temporary holding area. She knew what attempt was coming. The cell had a force field guarding it, and was dirty with questionable brown and black liquids.)

Kif (thinking): Oh boy isn't this all-too-familiar... (speaking, as he approaches the cell containing Fry and Leela): He wants to see you in the lovenasium.

Leela: Good. Fry's coming with me.

Kif: I don't think my cap-

Leela (yelling, interjecting): I need to make my point clear to that ape! (Calming): I'm sorry liuetenant Kroker, but I just despise that man. (Seductively): Fry, prepare for another kiss when we get to Zapp's quarters.

Fry (delighted): Oh I'm prepared now...

Leela (smiling at Fry's comment, teasingly): Fry please, you have to wait.

Kif: Oh geeze, please stop. You make me miss my Amy...

Leela: Sorry Kif. I'm sure us being friends, you won't mind us calling you that from now on? (She smiles at him. He grins back and nods his approval.)

Kif: Right, let's get you to the "love-nasium."

(Cut to shot in front of the ever-so-popular (right) lovenasium. Kif, Leela, and Fry approach it. Leela is clutching Fry's hand and Fry has a content smile on his face.)

Kif: Good luck. (He opens the door and they enter.)

(Upon entering, the lovenasium was pretty identical to what it was last time Leela did her unspeakable actions in here, except the fact that the walls were now painted a deep shade of blue.)

Zapp: Ah Leela... (stops as he notices Fry.) What is he doing here?

Leela: Zapp, I want this point to be as clear as day, so that even a thick-skulled MONKEY like yourself even understands. I love Fry and not you!

(Fry's heart sung as he heard this last comment; he was on top of the world, and all else seemed to fade from existance. He thought it was like that euphoria he once had expirementing, only this was more vivid and clear. He looked at Leela who was just shining gold. Fry was the happiest man alive. He noticed a grayish figure approaching. He quickly regained his compsure and saw Zapp standing near them.)

Zapp: But... how can you...

Leela: Look Zapp I just do! (She kisses him again deeper, more eccentric. She was now starting to enjoy these herself much more than any other time they kissed. She could tell Fry was just estatic.)

Zapp (irrationally): That's enough! (He seperates them, putting his arm between them. His left hand was firmly placed on Leela's breast, much to his enjoyment, though it wasn't intentional.)

(Leela is taken aback for a second. Her fist formed tightly. She brought it back and Zapp released his grip. But she felt her arm get grabbed. Fry pulled her back, and his own fist connected straight with Zapp's face, knocking some teeth out.)

Fry (furious): I told you... if you EVER touched my Leela, I'd tear you a new one! (He swiftly gives some firm, strong kicks to Zapp's ribs, whom was on the floor. Leela watches in disbelief at this act Fry was putting on, to both keep Zapp away from her, and to impress her. Frankly, it was working. She was enjoying it. Zapp must have 2 broken ribs by now... a crack. Make that 3.)

Leela: Fry, I think that's enough.

(And as to Leela's voice like a faithful companion, he ceased his kicks, and stepped back, wrapping his arm around Leela's shoulders.)

Fry: She's mine, and you can't take her away! Do I make myself clear?

Zapp: Ugh.... where am I... who are you people?

Fry: Uh... what...?

Zapp: Oh God I'm so confused. Who are you?

Leela: Uh... you mean you have no idea who I am?

Zapp (looks like a lost puppy dog): No...

(Leela just bursts out laughing at this thought.)

Leela: Fry! Your punch may have given him amnesia! How hard did you swing?

Fry: I put all my weight and strength into that swing. I wanted to make a lasting impression... I don't know if it'll be that lasting with amnesia, though. Maybe I should hurt him some more!

Leela: Fry, that's alright. You've already done enough of that for me. (She hugs him tightly. Zapp is just watching in confusion.)

Zapp: Uhm... can anybody tell me what's going on?

(Cut to shot of the Nimbus bridge. Everyone is enjoying themselves, taking advantage of this new Zapp Brannigan, making him do meaningless chores while Leela and Fry talk to Kif.)

Kif: My my, Fry... that is impressive. How you stood up to that blaberous oaf!

Zapp: I finished cleaning all the undergarments!

Kif (with a look of glee in his eyes): Ohhhohoh, I'm going to enjoy this.

Fry (who is beaming at Kif): Kif, I don't know what you have planned. But I assume as you're currently highest rank on this ship, wouldn't that make you current captain, since under the code of captain's, the captain's first man or lieutenant gets controlling of the current commanding ship if the actual captain is mentally unable to fulfill that role?

(Leela and Kif both look at Fry in surprise at his thought.)

Kif: Oh my yes! You're right! This is going to be sweeter than candy! I can't thank enough for this! It's one of the happiest days of my life that I'm not with Amy! (He looks like a kid in ice cream land.)

Leela: Yes, and as commanding officer, you have right to let us go.

Kif: Oh yes, you may depart right away. I'm sorry for your troubles... oh and before you go, I have something for Amy, and was wondering, if... well...

Leela: Of course we'll give to her. What is it?

Kif: Oh, it's nothing special... I'll be right back.

(He leaves for a moment, then returns. He's bearing a small box that's wrapped in silver paper.)

Leela: Oh Kif, that's sweet. What's in it?

Kif: Well, um... uh...

Fry: Come on Kroker, spill it! What's in it?

Kif: Oh alright, I suppose I can tell my friends. In it, I have a woven bracelet, made of Babuur, and a picture of all our children at the pond. I convinced Zapp to let us stop off there.

Leela: Aw Kif, that's so thoughtful... Babuur? That's pretty rare stuff. Where'd you get it?

Kif: Oh, well um... my species is capable of turning certain soft types of material into Babuur through a complex process. I've been working on it for a while now and finally perfected it.

Fry: Awesome Kif, I'm sure Amy will love it!

Kif: Thank you both very much for all you've done.

Leela: You're welcome Kif. (They all get up and Leela gives Kif a hug. Fry then shakes his hand. They take their departure after saying good-byes.)

(Cut to shot on the bridge, flying. Bender walks in.)

Bender: Hello my friends! I bring beer for you all!

Leela: Oh hi Bender. You better keep the beer for yourself, considering you did only pack enough for an 8-day trip, with your normal drinking habits, you're going to have to properly ration it out so you don't malfunction over the entire trip.

Fry: Wait, he hasn't been malfunctioning? Last night he... he told me... he loves me!

Leela: I do admit that is a bit scary, but we can't figure out what's wrong with him now.

Bender: Aw, you guys are the best, always thinking about me. And nothing's wrong me with me, friends! I've already taken into consideration my rationing for this. And it's time for one! (He pulls out a beer out of his compartment and starts gulping it.) What did I do to deserve such awesome friends! (Fry and Leela exchange slightly nervous and worried glances.)

Chapter 3: Inane Procedures

(Cut to shot of the PE building. Everyone is around the usual meeting table, except Amy and Hermes. The trip home wasn't very eventful, except for Bender's odd changing personality from being the normal Bender he is to the more sympathetic, caring Bender he was. Fry and Leela didn't do much else in the midst of their relationship. Leela didn't want to give Fry any more of herself right now, as she wanted an actual date. However, there were the secret talkings Fry had with Dr. Zoidberg, who seemingly knew everything about Fry from the time he was frozen. Fry felt like he connected to Zoidberg better than he did with Bender. But Fry was starting to think things were getting really odd around here. Fry didn't confront Leela about the love comment she made. Fry figured she said that to hurt Zapp, but he felt as if it were really true. He decided to wait on it.)

Farnsworth: Good news everyone! My latest invention is a success!

Fry: Really? What is it?

Farnsworth: I call it a Robo-Stablizer Ray. RSL for short. What it does is allow the positronic brain of a robot to function normally if ever there were magnetic interferance!

Bender: So... what I'm gettin from this is that this invention will make me not act crazy when I get a magnet stuck to my head?

Farnsworth: Huh wha? Who are you?

Bender: Ugh it's useless!

Farnsworth: Quiet! It's time to test the RSL on Bender.

(He points his ray gun he's holding at Bender. Bender hides his head behind his hands, and the professor fires it. Bender feels nothing.)

Leela: So if I put this here magnet on his head, he'll be completely normal now?

Farnsworth: Oh my, no. The beam acts in a different way. You see, if magnetization becomes too powerful, a robot's brain will become completely destroyed. However, this beam is able to counteract that by reversing the polarity of the magnet!

(Everyone stares at him confused, but he's just smiling and seems to zone out for a moment.)

Leela: Okay... then how do you know it's a success?

Bender: Yeah!

Farnsworth: What's a success?

Amy: Spluh! Your new invention!

(No one seemed to notice Amy standing there the whole time, but she walked over and sat down.)

Zoidberg: Hello!

Amy (bored): Oh, hi.

Farnsworth: Look, it just works damn it! You can't prove it doesn't work!

Leela: But you can't prove it does work either.

Farnsworth: Shut up! All of you! I've had enough. If you need me, I'll be in the Angry Dome!

(With that, he left.)

Leela: Oh Amy I just remembered, Kif wanted me to give you this.

(She pulled the silver-wrapped box out of her pocket and handed it to Amy who looked happy.)

Amy: Oh my gosh! It's a picture of the kids... awww... they're so cute, in a slightly disgusting way. And... (she gasps, dropping the bracelet, running away.)

Fry: What was that about...?

Leela: I don't know... but... Fry, didn't you want to ask me something?

(Although Leela wanted to go on a date with Fry, she wanted him to ask her, and hoping this would make him ask.)

Fry: Oh yeah. Did you catch All My Circuits last night?

(Leela sighs at this. She shakes her head and says she's going to talk to Amy. She picks up the bracelet and the picture, puts them in her pocket, and exits.)

Fry: Bender, Leela's confusing me. Then again everyone's confusing me lately... (he looks at Zoidberg for a second who's smiling stupidly...) things are weird around here Bender. Well... the professor is still normal.

Bender: What? Just the professor? I'm not normal?! You disgust me! (He gets up and storms off, muttering something Fry thought was about humans and their stupidity.)

Fry: And you've been surprising me the most, Doctor Zoidberg.

Zoidberg: Please, call me just Zoidberg when we're alone.

Fry: Uh... okay. But would it be okay if I ax you how you know so much about me?

Zoidberg: Well Phil, I guess you do deserve some type of recognition. After all, it must be weird having someone like me, Zoidberg, seeming so empty-minded, knowing so much about you. (Fry nods.) Hmm... okay. Promise me you won't hate me, but when we were trapped under the ocean and found Atlanta City, I scanned your brain while you were asleep. I did to everyone else, so you're not the only. This brain taught me everything about you from the moment you were frozen up until that day. I scanned your brain with every chance I had.

Fry: I bet you didn't find much there... (he looked down, depressed at his own thought.)

Zoidberg: Phil, please don't put yourself down like that. Although, I do admit something was missing. Something very important that I'm still baffled at how a brain can function without one!

Fry (curious now): What?

Zoidberg: Your brain lacks the delta brainwave, Phil. I've been studying this but to no avail. Every time I think I've figured out why, it just all gets blown out of proportion. There has only been one other known human without the delta brainwave... and he was very intelligent.

Fry: Really? Who was he?

Zoidberg: His name was Doctor Frederick Einstein, a descendent of the famous Albert Einstein.

Fry: Wow! That's incredible! Who's Albert Einstein?

Zoidberg: He was perhaps one of the most intelligent humans to ever have lived!

Fry: Really?

Zoidberg: Yes, Phil. And I can conclude that the lack of the delta brainwave is not the reason for your stupidity... no offence.

Fry: Hey I'm used to it. (Just then Hermes enters.)

Hermes (eyeing them both suspiciously): I don't know why you two are talkin'... but we don't have any deliveries today, mon. And due to your surprisingly... decent job with the latest delivery, I've decided to give everyone the rest of today and tomorrow off.

Fry: Wow thanks Hermes! I'm gunna go ask Leela out right now! (Sudden realization came over him from. Fry slapped himself at how stupid he'd been with Leela. He figured Amy and Leela would be in the hangar, so he decided he'd give them five more minutes to talk before he went to see them.)

(Cut to shot inside the hangar. Amy is sitting alone against the wall, sobbing quietly. Leela enters the room and looks around it, then sees Amy. She walks over to her and sits down next to her.)

Leela: Amy... what's wrong?

Amy (shocked): It's nothing Leela! I don't want to talk about it!

Leela: Talking about it is the best thing we can do. Did it have to do with the bracelet?

(Leela looked at Amy for a moment, then noticed her head moved in what she decided was a small nod.)

Amy: Oh, Leela... you can't tell anyone I'm about to tell you this.

Leela: I promise that whatever we talk about won't leave my lips.

Amy (still quietly sobbing): Okay Leela... well. This is very hard to say, but... my first boyfriend, gave me a full outfit made of Babuur. He was the only one I've ever loved besides Kif... later that night, we, you know, had some fun. The next few weeks went well. I was very sick every morning from that night forward though...

(Realization dawned on Leela and she couldn't help but feel pity for Amy. She needlessly continued, though.)

Amy: So I went to the hospital, and... figured out I was... (very quietly): pregnant... I told him. And he left me...

Leela: Oh Amy... I'm so sorry... you know Kif didn't know anything about this and wouldn't intentionally hurt you like this...

Amy: I know Leela... but you don't understand. I spent my whole life barricading those moments out of my mind. It worked until... until...

Leela: I'm so sorry Amy. But two questions... how old were you when you got pregnant, and how come you never speak of your child?

Amy: I was 17 when I got pregnant. And when she was born... I put her up for adoption. It was the hardest thing in my life I've ever done. I visited every day. Then one day she was gone. It makes me sad that I can no longer see her... but happy that she could probably have a good home.

(Leela put her arm around Amy's shoulders.)

Leela (quietly): Amy, that's terrible. You know how much Kif loves you... he wouldn't do that to you.

Amy: Yeah, you're right... that's also part of why I ran away when Kif was pregnant. But I knew I loved him and had to be there with him, because I thought of the feeling I had when that sack of crap left me...

Leela: At least you did the right thing with Kif, Amy... that's all that matters. Did you name your child before you put her up for adoption?

Amy: Yeah, I did. I figured it was natural, and the only thing I could do for her. Her name was Kaomi...

Leela: That sounds kind of Japanese.

Amy: I know, but I think it's a very pretty name and wanted to be named it myself... so the next best thing was my daughter...

Leela: You know, her and I are alike... sort of. (She looked at Amy still on the verge of tears.) You know what, let's talk about something else...

Amy (smiling a little): Fry?

Leela: Uhm, why do you want to talk about Fry?

Amy: Well... it's sort of well, you two have started hitting it off since Fry's opera. You're finally giving him a chance.

Leela: Oh, I guess I am. I mean, he does deserve it...

Amy: I think he deserves a lot more, Leela.

Leela: Well I'm giving him a chance... isn't that good enough for now?

Amy: For now, yes.

(Leela pondered this thought for a moment, and was getting slightly uncomftorable. She decided to change the subject quickly to what happened on the Nimbus. Amy was overjoyed after the story.)

Leela: You know, he just might come to Earth now that he's in charge.

Amy: You are so right! (Amy gets up.) I'm going to call him. (She goes to the exit. Before she leaves, she turns around, looking at Leela.) And, thanks Leela. I really did need someone to talk to. (She smiled, and Leela smiled back.)

Leela: What else are friends for?

(And with that, Amy turned and left. Leela had a content smile on her face. Then Fry came in, and her smile grew bigger.)

Chapter 4: A Perfect Day Gone Perfectly Wrong

Fry: Hey, Leela. (He offered his hand to her, and she took it. He then helped her up, not letting go. They stood there in silence for a minute, enjoying the moment, expecting Bender to ruin it any second.) I just wanted to ax, well... do you want to go on a date with me?

Leela (she hugs Fry): I've been waiting for you to ax that. Of course I will.

Fry: If you wanted to go out with me, how come you didn't ax me?

Leela: Fry, it shows me that you care enough about me to ax me out.

Fry: Heh, yeah. Things have been pretty hectic the past couple of days.

Leela: I havn't noticed anything different... except...

Fry: Except what?

Leela: You.

Fry (smiling): Now look who's the corny one.

Leela (laughing): Fry. Be at my place tonight at 7:00, okay?

Fry: Okay, but Hermes gave us the rest of the day off. And tomorrow!

Leela: That's unlike him... but it is thoughtful. Okay, let's get this date started right away.

Fry (thinking): Wahoo! I've finally got a date with Leela! Again! (Out-loud): Okay. What do you want to do? I think our reservation at Elzar's would be void at this point...

(Leela thinks for a moment; not about what they're going to do, but about Fry. Normally, she thought Fry would not be... bright enough to know that.)

Fry: And it takes at least three days to get a reservation there.

Leela: How about we just go for a walk?

Fry: That sounds great.

(Cut to shot outside the PE building. Everyone's standing outside, apart from the professor, saying goodbye. It was short and soon only Fry, Leela, and Bender were there.)

Bender: Come on Fry, let's go get drunk!

Fry: Actually Bender, you're on your own today.

Bender (who looks like he could cry): Oh alright, Fry... I'll see you back at the apartment. (Just then he throws himself around Fry, hugging him tightly. Fry was less scared than last time Bender had spontaneously hugged him, and was kind of getting used to it since seeing Bender's nice side was kind of, well... nice. Bender then let go and left.)

Leela: I don't know if I should be turned on, grossed out, or confused...

Fry: Heh... he's been doing that more and more recently. I'm actually kind of liking it...

Leela: Liking his constant hugging?

Fry: No, liking his new side. Although it is very unlike him. The professor said he'd be able to scan what's wrong with him when we come back, right?

Leela: Yeah, he did. Come on Fry, let's stop talking about Bender. (She held her hand out and Fry took it. They looked at each other and smiled. Just then a car drove by and splashed water all over Fry.)

Fry: Oh crud! Just what I need!

Leela: Come on Fry, don't let that ruin our first actual date...

Fry (frowning): You're not the one soaking wet!

Leela (sympathetic): Aww, I'm sorry. (She then hugs him tightly, chilled a little at the touch of his soaking wet clothing, getting a little wet herself.)

Fry: I feel better. Come on, it's such a nice day out. Usually is after it rains.

(Cut to shot of the Orphanarium. Fry and Leela were just walking anywhere, talking about past times, talking a little about what their lives were like before they met each other. They stopped in front of the Orphanarium. Fry was still soaking wet, but Leela didn't mind.)

Leela (she sighs): I remember living in here. It seemed like almost yesterday... I'm kind of glad I'm out, but I do kind of wish I could go back in there.

Fry: But why?

Leela: I may have had some of the worst times of my life in here... but I've also had some pretty good times. When I was 14 I had my first actual boyfriend in here. But things didn't work out, as most young-aged couples don't..

Fry (slightly worred): Uh, Leela, you don't think we're young-aged, do you?

Leela: No. No I don't, Fry... I may see a future with us... maybe. But let's not think about that, okay? I want to enjoy what we have now.

Fry: Hey, Leela...

Leela (snaps out of a daze while watching the Orphanarium): Hmm?

Fry: I've, well... back when we were in Zapp's room before I hurt him... you said you loved me. What I want to ax is... do you really love me, just like me, or was that something you said to try and make Zapp stay away from you?

Leela: Fry... we're on an actual date right now.

Fry: So that tells me you like me, but it doesn't tell me the answer to the most important question in the universe.

Leela: But it's not the most important question...

Fry: To me, it is.

(Leela is touched at his corny romance... then she thought for a second that she didn't really find it corny, she liked it. She liked Fry. Hell, she did love him. But was she ready to give into that thought, admitting it to Fry before she admit it to herself? She did want to spend more time with Fry, and she did want him to know that she really does care about him. But she wanted to be sure that Fry wouldn't be whisked away. She wanted to hold on to him. She couldn't live if he drifted away. She knew Fry was there now, and she seemed to calm down just from his gentle touch where there hands were joined. She thought it was rather crazy that Fry would drift away from her if she told him how she really did feel, but she has been hurt in the past before by so many other jerks. Leela wanted to be sure it was absolutely real.)

Leela: Fry... I'm going to be honest with you. Love, right now, might be a strong word for the feelings I'm having for you. I really do care about you, and I don't want to lose you.

Fry: So, there is hope?

(Leela just smiled and nodded. Fry looked like the happiest guy in the world. Just then, Fry gets covered in hot fudge as a plane carelessly dropped it, and he was directly under where the plane dropped it. He screamed in pain and fainted from the pain.)

(Cut to shot of Leela's bedroom. Fry is lying on the bed, unconscious. Leela was sitting at the foot of the bed, with a worried look on her face and went to the bathroom. She got a cold cloth and placed it on Fry's forehead, hoping it would regulate his body temperature better. She hoped he would awaken soon. Leela didn't mind that her bed sheets were now dampened and dirty from Fry's clothing. Leela watched him sleep with a little worry and content. She liked watching him... especially when he's asleep. He then stirred and awoke.)

Fry: Ugh... where am I?

Leela: You passed out from that plane dropping that fudge on you. (She wipes her finger on his cheek and tastes it.) Mmm, it's good.

Fry: I'm glad you like it. (He looks at the wet bed covered in fudge, and his surroundings. He realizes now he's in Leela's bedroom, with his clothes on, so what he thought happened didn't.) Oh... Leela, sorry about your bed.

Leela: Fry, don't be sorry. It's not your fault. I was the one who put you there.

Fry: That's something new... wait, you carried me from the Orphanarium to here?

Leela: Well, yeah I did... why?

Fry: That's a long journey!

Leela: Fry, hot fudge dropped on you and I couldn't risk losing you.

Fry: Why didn't you take a taxi?

Leela: Everyone knows it's annual Cabby-Day-Off-Day.

Fry: Oh, I didn't know before. Leela, thanks for doing this all for me.

Leela: No problem. Now why don't you get up and get out of those dirty clothes, and have a shower? I'm sure you could use one.

Fry: Okay Leela. Thanks

Leela: You say that word a lot. How about this?

(She gets up and leans over him, kissing him quickly then pulling back. She smiles at him then leaves. Fry walks in the bathroom, amazed at how clean it was. He hadn't seen a cleaner bathroom. Even during that time he wanted to be a neat freak. He started looking around for where he could put his clothes, and opened a drawer. He was embarrased when he looked down and saw the jumbo-sized tampon box. He quickly closed the drawer. Fry then wondered why he was looking for a place to put his clothes in a drawer when he saw what looked like a place he could hang his dirty clothes. He took them off and put them all there. He got in the shower and closed the curtain. He turned on the water and embraced himself as the cold water hit his body. Then it turned warmer and he relaxed. As he was washing himself, he heard the bathroom door open. He couldn't see through the curtain, but he knew it was Leela as she talked.)

Leela (playfully): Don't worry Fry, I won't peek. I'm just here to take and wash your clothes.

(Fry watched the shadow of Leela go to where he hung his clothes, afraid to move as he was naked in Leela's shower and she was just outside in the bathroom. He played that thought a few times in his head, then heard the door shut. He was alone in there again and resumed washing himself. A few moments later, Fry turned off the shower and got out. He got a big white towel and started drying himself. Once he was thourougly dry, he wrapped it around his waist and Leela entered. She smiled at him and Fry blushed. Leela walked over and kissed him softly on the lips. She then pulled away and Fry was smiling.)

Leela: Your clothes will be washed in just a few minutes. In the mean time, you can wear my bathrobe.

Fry: Okay Leela, but could you turn around?

Leela (teasingly): Oh it's not like I've never seen it before. (She turned around, and Fry took off the towel and put on the bathrobe. It was warm and Fry felt very content. He wondered what it would be like if he and Leela lived together always. He seemed to get lost at this thought, wondering what their children would look like. He just then noticed Leela was staring at him.)

Leela: Are you alright? Here, come sit in the living room with me.

(They both exited and sat on Leela's new couch, in replace with her old chair. It was a black couch, very comfortable. It was big enough to seat two people, but Leela sat as close as possible and was hugging Fry. Fry wrapped his arms around her and held her tightly but gently.)

Leela: Is something bothering you, Phillip?

(Fry was surprised that she used his first name.)

Fry: Oh... I was just wondering... if we had children, what would they look like?

Leela (surprised): You... you'd really have kids... with me? A mutant?

Fry: I love you, Leela. I don't expect you to say this right now, but no matter what I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I can't afford to lose something so dear to me again... and having some children, I would feel my life would be complete. Like it's the only thing in my life that'd matter to anyone. And I don't care if you're a mutant!

(She didn't realize Fry said "again". Leela had a tear form in her eye and she buried her face in Fry's and they shared a very long kiss. She wouldn't have stopped, but the videophone rang and she reluctantly pulled away. She got up and answered it. Amy appeared on the other side, smiling broadly.)

Chapter 5: Preparations for Things to Come

(Amy was speaking as fast as she could and Leela couldn't understand any of it.)

Amy: OmigodsoIcalledKifandhesnowcomingdownto-

(She stopped and giggled a little to herself when she saw sitting Fry in the bathrobe, on the couch, lost once again in his thoughts. Boy, Fry's thinking a lot recently!)

Leela: Slow down! What?

Amy: I called Kif and he's coming to earth! Zapp still has amnesia and is now washing clothes using his own spit.

Leela: Ew! Who would wear clothes like that?

Amy: Zapp. They're old clothing, and everyone is forcing him to wear them. He thinks everyone is superior to him! Even the soldiers.

Leela: Wow...

Amy: Oh, and did I interrupt something? I see Fry there.

Leela: Oh no nothing at all!

Leela blushed and Amy shot another huge smile.

Leela: So what did you want?

Amy: OH! I almost forgot. Kif has a reservation for four tonight at Elzar's. He said it was his way of thanking you for what you did. And suggested a double date.

(Fry, who seemed like he was sleeping up until this point, walked over and spoke up.)

Fry: Leela, would you care to go to Elzar's tonight?

Leela: I'd love to Fry.

Amy: Aww... that's so cute! Okay. Meet us there tonight at 6:30 sharp! Bye-bye!

And with that, she hung up. Leela looked at the clock, and it was only 3:00. Fry went in Leela's room when he realized his clothes were clean, sitting on the couch this whole time and got changed. He walked out, dressed.

Fry: So, we got three hours until our date? (Seductively) Why don't we resume what we were doing?

Leela: Very tempting, but I want to buy a new dress for tonight.

Fry: What's so special about tonight?

Leela: Well it would be a first real date. Before, we were just actually more like hanging out.

Fry: I guess so. Can I come with you?

Leela: It would be fun. But I don't want you to see it until tonight...

Fry: Okay, but don't go off spending too much on it. It's only me, the guy from the Stupid Ages.

He looked down, frowning. Leela instantly wrapped her arms tightly around him, and laid her head on his shoulder.

Leela (with compassion in her voice): You're not another guy from the Stupid Ages. You're Fry... my boyfriend. A man who means... everything to me.

Fry was feeling a lot better now. Leela had that affect on him.

Fry: Thanks Leela.

Leela: That word again? How about from now on if you want to thank me, kiss me.

Fry: Oh...kay.

Leela thought Fry didn't know what she was implying, so she smiled and pulled her head off his shoulder and kissed him. It lasted a couple of minutes. She pulled off, and Fry was in a daze. She then started playfully pushing him towards her door.

Leela: I'll see you tonight, okay?

Fry: Okay. And Leela.

Leela: Yes?

Fry: Ah, never mind. I'll see you tonight. I love you.

Fry turned aroud and left, without waiting for a reply. He knew she wouldn't say it... yet. But he hopes what he has in store for her would make her say it. He wanted to hear those words. But he had a problem: what did he have in store for her? He racked his brain thoroughly. And couldn't come to any conclusion of what he could get her that would make her say those words he so longs to hear. He got back to his apartment a few minutes later. Bender was there. He didn't look happy. But Fry thought he looked as he always had.

Bender: Hey meatbag. Where the hell were you?

Fry: I was with Leela. Why?

Bender: Why? WHY?! You forgot already? Today's my birthday!

Fry: Oh sh-

Bender: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! I'm so angry. I want you out of my apartment within the next five minutes! Pack all your human crap and get the HELL OUT! Do I make myself clear?

Bender's glare burned a hole through Fry's skull. He weakly nodded, feeling terrible. He started gathering his stuff, putting it all into a box. He walked out, not daring look at Bender. But, unknown to Fry, Bender was in the new bathroom by this point, sobbing. A few minutes later, Fry was on the street, wandering to the Planet Express building. He had nowhere else to go, and he couldn't see his nephew saying no if he could stay there for a little, until he found a new place. But he had more urging problems now: he had to think of something special for Leela and Bender. He figured Bender was seriously malfunctioning at this point, and decided he should wait to see what's wrong with him. Fry was interrupted from his thoughts as he approached the Planet Express building. He entered and saw his nephew sitting on the couch in the lounge, sleeping. He couldn't tell through the thick glasses, as he couldn't see his eyes, but the snoring gave it away.

Fry: Hey uh, professor.

More snores.

Fry (yelling): Professor!

Farnsworth: Huh, whu? Oh it's you Fry. What brings you here on your day off?

Fry: Bender kicked me out, because it's his birthday today and I completely forgot-

Farnsowrth (interrupting before he could finish): What?

Fry: Uh... I'm not repeating myself.

Farnsworth: No I mean... WHAT? Robots don't have birthdays!

Fry: So robots... don't celebrate the day they were born... uh... built, every year?

Farnsworth: No! Oh my, Bender must be going haywire.

Fry's now very scared. Scared that his best friend might have to go in the trash. He quivered at this thought.

Fry: Maybe he just has a virus?

Farnsworth: Hmm... now that you mention it... the world's top hacker has created a new virus. Called the Sigma Virus. It's said this virus is able to completely throw off the positronic brain pattern of a robot. Any outcomes of it are unpredictible!

Fry: Wow. Who is the world's top hacker?

Farnsworth (in a mysterious voice): Nobody knows...

Just then Zoidberg enters.

Zoidberg: Ah! If it isn't Fry and the professor!

Farnsworth: What the hell are you doing in here?

Zoidberg: I live here... don't you remember?

Farnsworth: No! I'm tired! Good night.

Just then the professor fell asleep again in the couch, snoring loudly.

Leela decided she'd call Amy and take her shopping for a dress with her. Amy wouldn't say no the idea of shopping. And - OH MY! She thought. I have to give her this bracelet and picture still... she completely forgot about it with all the recent events that happened. Her eye wandered the room for a second, dismissing the thought. It got caught on the Espa flower. She stared at the beautiful flower sitting in a vase firmly placed on her desk. She admired the flower's beauty, but more so she admired the resemblance it had - the resemblance from Fry giving it to her, showed her just how much he truly does care about her. He could've kept it and sold it and keep the hundred millions for himself. But he selflessly stole it and gave it to her. Just for an apology. She sighed with content, and figured it would be time to get that new dress. She picked up the videophone and punched Amy's number in. Half a ring later, Amy picked up.

Amy: Ki- oh hi Leela.

Leela: Hi. I was just wondering, since its our actual real first date, I decided I was going to buy a new dress for the occasion. Do you want to come with?

Amy squealed in delight.

Amy: I'd love to! I can buy a new dress too for Kif! Oooh, we'll get matching dresses! We'll look like sisters!

Leela's heart warmed when she heard that thought; Amy as a sister she never had. More so, she ignored the fact Leela had only one eye in this statement. Her life seemed to be going very good. She then snapped out of her happy thoughts and kind of looked worried, as she didn't have a lot of money to buy a new dress. And it seemed as if Amy read her mind like a twin.

Amy: Don't worry Leela. I'll buy the dresses. My treat!

Leela: Oh Amy! You don't have to do that...

Amy: Of course I do! You talked to me when I truly needed a girl friend to talk to. It's just my way of saying thanks.

Leela: Oh Amy... that's so kind of you.

Amy: Ah don't sweat it. I'm coming to pick you up in ten minutes right after I call Kiffy. Bye!

Leela: Bye

And with that Leela hung up. The next ten minutes were really un-exciting. Just then she heard a knock on the door. Leela heard Amy's voice on the other side.

Amy: Come on Leela! I know of this store only the richest people know about! I'll show you it!

Leela exited and locked her apartment, following Amy downstairs to her hover car. They got in, Amy at the wheel. The car floated high and jolted off to the east pretty darn fast. Leela handed Amy the bracelet, and she put it on this time, thinking of Kif and his intentions. Leela also gave her the picture and she smiled at it, and hung it under her rear-view mirror.

Fry and Zoidberg were in the professor's invention room.

Fry: Ah! Not a single of his inventions can give me the slightest clue as to what to do for her...

Zoidberg: Why not move the stars again?

Fry was alarmed; shocked. Then he thought of the brain scans, and breathed easier.

Fry: I'd love to, but I don't think I'd have enough time to do that.

Zoidberg: Ah, indeed. What a fool I am!

Fry: Nah you're not the fool. I am. I can't even think of something so great to get her!

Zoidberg: Perhaps a diamond ring?

Fry: Woah! Are you suggesting I propose to her? On our first real date?

Zoidberg simply nodded.

Fry: No way! I know you may be smart, but you don't actually know anything about human relationships.

Zoidberg: Ah... something my keen intellect cannot comprehend. You have a good point there Philip. But, alas, what about a promise ring?

Fry: Ah... hm... well that would be special. But it seems old-fashioned. I want to do something original, something new. This... has... to... be... special.

He said that as he was pulling out invention after invention, all seemingly useless. Just then, something in the very back corner of the cupboard caught Fry's eye. It looked exactly like a holophoner, only it was completely black. Fry didn't know what caused him to, but he simply grabbed the mysterious instrument and put it into his mouth. He blew into it, and it sounded exactly like a holophoner, fluently played. It was as if the music coming out of it were unsurpassed. It sounded better than his opera! He couldn't believe he his ears and lowered it out of his mouth.

Zoidberg: By my stars! What in the world is that?

Fry: I have no idea! But this is perfect!

Zoidberg: Didn't you already do this for her...?

Fry: But this time, it will be different. I won't have worms when I play it, and I won't have the robot devil's hands when I play it. Only what's in my heart!

Suddenly it hit Fry. This instrument played the music that was in Fry's head. How he sounded it, he blew and the instrument recorded a perfect sound from his brain out the end hole of the instrument.

Zoidberg: Fascinating! What a marvellous device! What reason would the professor have for creating one, I do not understand...

Fry: He's never even mentioned it. What about the brain scans you did? Didn't they say anything about it?

Zoidberg: No, nothing of the sort. It must be a new invention...

Fry: It's the best invention he's ever created!

Fry put the piece in his mouth again and started playing. Although it created beautiful music, this marvellous device did not project an image like the holophoner did. Fry then thought of Leela and her saying I love you.

Leela: I love you.

Fry: Huh? WHAT?!

He looked around with the piece out of his mouth. He looked back at it, and realization dawned upon him. This instrument can not only play any music you hear in your head, but any sound you hear in your head as well! Zoidberg was speechless.

Fry: Wow... WOW! I think I know why the professor might want to create a device like this!

Zoidberg: Indeed. With the device able to create any type of sound, you'd be able to imitate world leaders. You'd be able to create wars with it! Peace with it! Its potential... the power!

Fry: What...? I thought he would've imitated Arnold Schwarzennegger's voice and pick up chicks with it...

Amy's car stopped and they both got out. The store in front of them was huge! It was simply called Fine Dresses. When they entered, Leela saw the most beautiful, finely created dresses all around her. Each dress was different from the last one Leela looked at. She couldn't find any duplicates! And there must've been thousands in this first room alone! It was an amazing sight. But the pink walls threw off the over-all effect the rest of the store was giving. There were tons of employees, helping even more people.

Amy: So what do you think?

Leela: Oh... my... gosh! It's... amazing! But not spectacular. I hate the pink walls...

Amy: Hah! That's what I thought too my first time in here when my mom brought me here for my prom dress. You get used to it.

Leela: Well... where do we start looking?

Amy: Oh, these dresses are only for the rich people.

Leela (confused look on her face): What...?

Amy: Follow me! I'll show you the department for the best dresses in the known universe!

Amy took Leela's hand and lead her through a series of rooms, each with more and more of the finest woven dresses Leela had ever laid eye on. They finally got to one room. It was dark, completely unfitting to the rest of the store. Leela had to squint to see anything. She saw in the corner of a room a man sitting at a desk with a small lamp on it. He was reading some papers.

Amy: Hey Daniel.

Daniel: Ah! Hello Amy. Long time no see. How may I help you today?

Amy: I'm looking for two dresses. I want them matching, a different colour.

Amy looked at Leela. Leela smiled and nodded. Amy shot an ear-to-ear grin and looked back at Daniel.

Amy: Think you can help us?

Daniel: Of course. I can create any dress in a matter of minutes. What material would you ladies like?

Amy & Leela: Silk

Daniel: Ah, a fine choice. I have a vision for a beautiful dress! But I can create two. Which colour would you lovely ladies like it in?

Amy: Pink!

Leela: Uh... white, please.

Daniel looks at Leela and smiles.

Daniel: Such a fine colour, lady. I see you have not been treated to such a fine dress in a while. I will return shortly, please wait here.

Daniel leaves, gathering up some material. He went through a door Leela hadn't noticed before.

Leela: Is he good?

Amy: He makes only the best dresses. He's the owner of the whole store. They're expensive, but they're more than worth it. I trust it when he says he can create a perfect dress.

Leela: He seems very gentleman-like. He didn't comment about my eye or anything.

Amy: Yeah, but I wouldn't trust him like that. He cheated on every girlfriend he's had so far. It's all an act. You know... he's one of them players.

Leela had a look of disgust on her face. Leela and Amy sat in some nearbye comfortable chairs. They didn't talk and Daniel seemed to come out only minutes later. He held two boxes stacked on top of each other. He handed the bottom one to Leela, and the top one to Amy.

Leela: Don't we get to see them before we pay?

Amy: Don't worry Leela. I trust Daniel has made us only the best. Right Daniel?

Daniel: Of course. Your total comes to... one hundred thousand dollars.

Leela gasped and Amy smiled as she ran her credit card through the card machine, punched in her number and, she would shake hands with Daniel, but the box pre-occupied them. So she just smiled and the two ladies left. Daniel smiled as he thought ah, ladies. So easy to please with such easy labours. They will like my dresses, I am confident of it. Either way, no refund for them.

Fry was sitting at the table in the lounge, with a piece of paper in front of him. He was writing a song for Leela. Zoidberg wasn't there, he left. He never said where, as he was always mysterious like that. Fry glanced at his page and read over what he had written already;

My life going in the dead-end hole,
Knowing nowhere where I can go
I was on the verge of breaking
Too much I was taking

But I corrected it
Corrected my wrong
Never thought I'd see the day,I could so comfortably say,
I love you

He decided this was good enough. He hoped, more like it. Just then the professor shuffled awake. Fry hid the mysterious device and piece of paper in his jacket, not wanting the professor to get suspicious.

Fry: Hey professor.

Farnsworth: Whu...? You're still here? Maybe you should go home.

Fry: Actually I can't. Remember what I said about Bender? Well, he kicked me out. And I have date tonight and... OH NO! I was so caught up in wri- uh, thinking about Leela... I forgot to get something formal to wear for tonight...

Farnsworth: No worries Fry. I have something you can wear!

Fry: You do?

Farnsworth: Of course! Come with me.

The professor led Fry into his private quarters. He opened his closet (which had a sticker on it in big, bold printing that said 'formal' on it) and started looking through what he had.

Farnsworth: Hmm. How about this?

He held out a red suit. Fry liked it at first, but then he decided it wasn't nice enough for tonight.

Fry: I need something special, professor. It's Leela and mine's first date, and she was getting a new dress for the occasion.

Farnsworth: Very well then. I can lend you my brand new suit. I havn't worn it yet. Hold on...

He went deep inside the closet and Fry waited a good five minutes before he emerged, bearing a suit that was dark blue. It was a very well-made suit. Fry thought it was perfect for the occasion.

Fry: Wow! That will do! Thank you so much professor.

Farnsworth: No problem, uncle Phil.

Fry was touched! Hearing his nephew call him uncle Phil made him feel like he actually had a family for once (again). He hugged his nephew, lightly, took the suit and went to the bathroom and got changed into it. As he glanced at the clock, it was 5:40.

Fry: Only 20... plus... 30... 40? No... 50 minutes until our date.

Just then the Planet Express doorbell rang.

Fry: I'll get it!

He rushed to the door and opened it. There standing was Kif, wearing a very fashionable white velour uniform.

Kif: Oh, hello Fry. Amy told me to come here, looking for you. She suggested we show up at Elzar's tonight, you and me. And they'll show up.

Fry: Hey yeah that's a great idea. And might I say, you're looking very spiffy Kif.

Kif: Thank you Fry! You're looking good yourself.

Fry: Thanks. Let's say we head in and watch a bit of T.V. before we go?

Kif: Alright then. But we have to leave pretty soon.

Kif entered and Fry went to the fridge and handed Kif a Slurm.

Kif: Slurm...? What is this?

Fry: Only the most addictive drink this side of the planet!

Kif: Oh. What about the other side?

Fry: Slarm

Fry turned on the T.V. and started flipping through channels. Nothing... nothing... OH... wait, nothing. They spent 20 minutes channel surfing. Suddenly, intense nervousness overcome them both like they just realized something.

Fry (nervous): Oh man... I'm going on a date... with Leela!

Kif: Oh yes... and I always get nervous whenever I go on dates with Amy.

Fry: At least you've been on some before! I mean, look at me here, about to go on the first date of my life with the woman I love. It's pretty nerve-racking.

Kif: I'm sure it'll go fine... oh I hope Amy likes these flowers I got for her. Roses...

Fry: Amy loves roses.

Kif: Really? How do you know?

Fry: Oh we dated once. It's a very long story.

Kif: Ah, I see. Well, shall we go now? I got the car waiting outside.

Fry: Let's head out! And Kif, you've been on dates before. Just be yourself. You know Amy loves you.

Kif: Thank you Fry.

They headed out to the car. Fry saw the roses there. A dozen in a vase that was locked in place on the middle seat, not tipping.

Kif: You aren't bringing anything for Leela? No flowers?

Fry: Huh? Oh no, I got something different.

Leela walked out of her bathroom, wearing the finely made white dress. It was exquisite, very comfortable. The dress was cut at the end of Leela's ankles. It was a dark white for the bottom half of it, and a brighter shade of white at the top half. All around the collar were diamonds, and again at the end of the dress was surrounded in diamonds. The dress so flawlessly complimented Leela's figure; as it did with Amy. Amy's dress was the exact same as Leela's, only in pink colour. The dresses sleeves went all the way down to the wrists, with a little more room to move the wrist around in it. The design of the dresses was simple; but they were still quite elegant.

Leela: Wow... you were right when you said Daniel knows how to make dresses.

Amy: I told you he wouldn't disappoint. Now come on. Let's give our boys a night they'll never forgot!

Leela blushed, not having 'that' in mind at all. Would she really...? She quickly dismissed the thought as Amy went speeding off towards Elzar's.