Zoidberg's Time To Shine, Part 2
By will
 Zoidfarb
grabs Zoidberg and pulls him up to face him.
“Come
and fight like an octopus!” Zoidfarb shouts.“Don’t
be such an eel!” Zoidberg replies.
“BURAAGGGHHH!!!!”
Zoidfarb screams as he lunges at Zoidberg.
“Eee!!
Woop-woop!” Zoidberg shrieks loudly as he jumps away, making
Zoidfarb crash into the wall.
Zoidfarb
gets up and clacks his claws wildly in Zoidberg’s face.
“Help!
He’s going to pierce my colon!” Zoidberg shouts as
Zoidfarb tightens his claws around Zoidberg’s neck.
Zoidberg
screeches as loud as he can, and this shatters a nearby beaker.
Suddenly,
Leela bursts in and shouts “What the HELL is going on in
here!?”
“Uhhh….
Zoidberg started it! “Woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop!!!”
Zoidfarb
scuttles away, but he runs into the Professor.“WHO ARE
YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE!!!???” He shouts confusingly.
“Uhh….
I’m Zoidberg’s cousin…” Zoidfarb replies.
“AND
WHY ARE YOU HERE!!!???” He shouts at an unnecessarily loud
volume.
“To
kill Zoidberg.”
“Oh!
Carry on…”
Farnsworth
shuffles away, and Zoidfarb jumps on Zoidberg.
“BLEEEEARGHH!!!!”
Zoidfarb screams.
Zoidberg
frantically tries to push him off, but he is holding down too hard on
Zoidberg’s chest.
“Now,
Zoidberg, this is where you DIE!!” Zoidfarb says in a dark
voice.
“Eeep…”
Zoidberg screeches.
Zoidfarb
slowly releases Zoidberg from his clutches and pulls a small
phone-like device from his shirt pocket.
“Burrr?”
Zoidberg says confusingly.
Zoidfarb
whispers into the small device and gets up off the ground.
“What?
What is happening?” Zoidberg asks.
“You’ll
see, fish face.” Zoidfarb replies impatiently.
He
stands there tapping his claw on the table, waiting…
Suddenly,
there is a loud crash, a puff of smoke, and an army of Decapodians
appear in front of them.“Ohhh…” Zoidberg
weeps as he starts to walk away slowly.
“Zoidberg!
Come back here and FIGHT!!” Zoidfarb shouts as he puts his claw
on Zoidberg’s shoulder.
He
turns around to face the Decapodians.
“Recognize
them?” Zoidfarb asks.
“They’re
all my enemies from High School!” Zoidberg says cheerfully,
“What would the ro-but do? Hmm…”
“BITE
MY SHINY METAL BUTTOCKS!!!” Zoidberg shouts as he charges into
the crowd.
Fry
and Bender are watching and shouting “Woo! Yay Zoidberg!”
for absolutely no reason while he fights.
He
knocks some of them over, chops others heads off, and throws some of
them into the wall.
“MUAHAHAHA!!!
ZOIDBERG WINS!!!” He shouts wildly.
“You
go Zoidberg! You da crab!” Bender says as he struts over to
Zoidberg and high-fives him.
“Yo
yo Zoidy! You rock!” Fry comments.
“Thank
you, my dear friends! I...”Zoidberg is cut off by Zoidfarb
grabbing him from behind.
“Listen
you smelly lobster, you may have defeated my Decapodian army, but
you’ll never defeat THE MOBILE OPPRESSION PALACE!!!”
“Uh,
didn’t we already defeat that a couple years ago?”
Zoidberg asks.
“Oh,
right, uhh…. well, I’m out of material.” Zoidfarb
replies, “Well, I best be going back to Decapod 11! Goodbye
Zoidberg!”
He
jumps out a window, summons a spaceship, and gets in.
“Goodbye
cousin!” Zoidberg shouts as he scuttles outside to wave at the
ship.“So, Zoidberg, what do you wanna do now?”
Asks Fry.
“Well….
a hot meal for Zoidberg maybe?” He replies.
“Hmmm….
nah.” Fry replies as he and Bender jump on the couch.
“Awww….”
Zoidberg moans as he slowly walks back into his office.
Will Zoidberg ever get a hot meal?
Will Zoidfarb ever come back?
Does this suit make me look fat?
All these questions answered and more, in Part 3…
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