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"You're so fat..." Jokes
« on: December 18, 2006, 10:39:25 AM »
Okay, this one's about "You're so fat" jokes.

You're so fat that you're not just a ..........beep........... on the radar, you're a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2006, 11:31:23 AM »
Let's see. I had this old file full of "Your mom is so fat" jokes somewhere. Ah, here it is!


- Your mom is so fat a picture of her fell of the wall

- Your mom is so fat she has a wanted poster on all the restaurants in town

- Your mom is so fat that at a restaurant when they give her the menu, she replies: "Yes please"

- Your mom is so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford to pay for her liposuction

- Your mom is so fat every time she puts an apple in her mouth, people try to roast her

- Your mom is so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine

- Your mom is so fat her belt is actually the equator

- Your mom is so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

- Your mom is so fat her clothes have stretch marks

- Your mom is so fat her high school year book picture is an aerial photograph

- Your mom is so fat her picture takes four frames

- Your mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side

- Your mom is so fat instead of wide leg jeans she wears wide load

- Your mom is so fat she can lie down and stand up and her height doesn't change

- Your mom is so fat her baby pistures were taken by satellite

- Your mom is so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon

- Your mom is so fat she has her own area code

- Your mom is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book

- Your mom is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets

- Your mom is so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck

- Your mom is so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

- Your mom is so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic

- Your mom is so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks

- Your mom is so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones

- Your mom is so fat she sets off car alarms as she runs

- Your mom is so fat she shows up on rader

- Your mom is so fat she went on a seafood diet; Whenever she saw food, she ate it

- Your mom is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

- Your mom is so fat NASA orbited a satellite around her

- Your mom is so fat she is on both sides of your family (litterally)

- Your mom is so fat she's like the Bermuda triangle; when kids run around her, they get lost

- Your mom is so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real

- Your mom is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

- Your mom is so fat they had to grease the bathtub to get her out

- Your mom is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it

- Your mom is so fat when her beeper went off everyone thought she was backing up

- Your mom is so fat when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas

- Your mom is so fat when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight

- Your mom is so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.

- Your mom is so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps

- Your mom is so fat when she gets in an elevator it can only go down

- Your mom is so fat when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"

- Your mom is so fat when she leaves the beach everyone shouts "The coast is clear!"

- Your mom is so fat she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station

- Your mom is so fat when she lies down on the beach Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean

- Your mom is so fat when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time, please"

- Your mom is so fat when she steps on the scale it says "Sorry, I don't do elephants"

- Your mom is so fat when she tiptoes everyone yells "Stampede!"

- Your mom is so fat when she turn around they throw her a welcome back party

- Your mom is so fat when she walked in front of the T.V. I missed three commercials

- Your mom is so fat when she went to get a water bed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean

- Your mom is so fat when she went to the beach she was the only one who got a tan

- Your mom is so fat when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them

- Your mom is so fat she climbed Mt. Everest with one step

- Your mom is so fat when she fell in love she broke it

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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2006, 11:56:05 AM »
You're so fat that you "Live to Eat".

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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2006, 12:02:31 PM »
Your mom is so fat she became the first human trampoline

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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2006, 11:47:15 PM »
I don't think this thread should be allowed, I find it offensive...  but that's just me


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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2006, 04:49:36 AM »
Your momma so fat..she uses the CN Tower as a toothpick.
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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2006, 04:55:11 AM »
well, If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

Yo' momma so fat, that when She jumps for joy, shegetstuck


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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2006, 04:57:45 AM »
well, If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

Yo' momma so fat, that when She jumps for joy, shegetstuck

I've heard that a million times...likely because it's true if directed at me. :crylol:
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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2006, 05:04:39 AM »
You're so fat the pavement cracks when you fall down.

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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2006, 05:06:01 AM »
you're so fat, that Dawn breaks when you lie down for bed


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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2006, 05:13:55 AM »
You're so fat, when you skydive, NORAD identifies you as a nuclear missile.
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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2006, 07:21:47 AM »
your so fat that when you were born you mum had to have two cessarians >:D

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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2006, 11:03:10 AM »
Your mom is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets a quote.

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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2006, 12:25:49 AM »
You're so fat that you find these jokes offensive! :demon:

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Re: "You're so fat..." Jokes
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2006, 09:37:21 PM »
You're so fat you got owned by a shotgun at 300 Meters!
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