Let's see. I had this old file full of "Your mom is so fat" jokes somewhere. Ah, here it is!
- Your mom is so fat a picture of her fell of the wall
- Your mom is so fat she has a wanted poster on all the restaurants in town
- Your mom is so fat that at a restaurant when they give her the menu, she replies: "Yes please"
- Your mom is so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford to pay for her liposuction
- Your mom is so fat every time she puts an apple in her mouth, people try to roast her
- Your mom is so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine
- Your mom is so fat her belt is actually the equator
- Your mom is so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
- Your mom is so fat her clothes have stretch marks
- Your mom is so fat her high school year book picture is an aerial photograph
- Your mom is so fat her picture takes four frames
- Your mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side
- Your mom is so fat instead of wide leg jeans she wears wide load
- Your mom is so fat she can lie down and stand up and her height doesn't change
- Your mom is so fat her baby pistures were taken by satellite
- Your mom is so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon
- Your mom is so fat she has her own area code
- Your mom is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book
- Your mom is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets
- Your mom is so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck
- Your mom is so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
- Your mom is so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic
- Your mom is so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks
- Your mom is so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones
- Your mom is so fat she sets off car alarms as she runs
- Your mom is so fat she shows up on rader
- Your mom is so fat she went on a seafood diet; Whenever she saw food, she ate it
- Your mom is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
- Your mom is so fat NASA orbited a satellite around her
- Your mom is so fat she is on both sides of your family (litterally)
- Your mom is so fat she's like the Bermuda triangle; when kids run around her, they get lost
- Your mom is so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real
- Your mom is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
- Your mom is so fat they had to grease the bathtub to get her out
- Your mom is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it
- Your mom is so fat when her beeper went off everyone thought she was backing up
- Your mom is so fat when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas
- Your mom is so fat when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight
- Your mom is so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.
- Your mom is so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps
- Your mom is so fat when she gets in an elevator it can only go down
- Your mom is so fat when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"
- Your mom is so fat when she leaves the beach everyone shouts "The coast is clear!"
- Your mom is so fat she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station
- Your mom is so fat when she lies down on the beach Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean
- Your mom is so fat when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time, please"
- Your mom is so fat when she steps on the scale it says "Sorry, I don't do elephants"
- Your mom is so fat when she tiptoes everyone yells "Stampede!"
- Your mom is so fat when she turn around they throw her a welcome back party
- Your mom is so fat when she walked in front of the T.V. I missed three commercials
- Your mom is so fat when she went to get a water bed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean
- Your mom is so fat when she went to the beach she was the only one who got a tan
- Your mom is so fat when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them
- Your mom is so fat she climbed Mt. Everest with one step
- Your mom is so fat when she fell in love she broke it
