The Making of Dentz
Zapp and his team try to surprise their master Mechanos with their own Cybergeist which they constructed themselves and named Dentz. Not only does he cause "dents" in the ground as well as his victims' skulls, but he's pretty "dense" himself. Mechanos needs muscles rather than brains anyway.
Mechanos: I need only his brawn. I care not for brains.
In show of appreciation for making their own Cybergeist, Mechanos offers Zapp a mutagen syringe in case Dentz fails to apprehend Planet Express.
Mechanos: You might need this Brannigan. (tosses Zapp a syringe). In case Dentz fails his objective, use this to unleash the anger I assume is building up inside of you........ for all the times Leela has rejected you.
In hopes of getting even with Planet Express, Zapp leads Dentz as well as Mechanos' footsoldiers to the building where Dentz begins the attack.
Dentz: Attack..... Planet Express!!
When Dentz grabs Bender and pounds his head in.
Bender: Help! Dentz is causing dents in me!!
If you thought Clamps was trouble, you haven't dealt with Dentz yet!
Ryvul: Remember what we taught you in the Virtual Training Dojo!
That speech alone was enough to motivate everybody (including Fry and Scruffy) into fighting and turning back the invasion, and Dentz himself could not measure up to Ryvul's speed and was bested by his attacks.
Zapp: I always knew Dentz was dense! You Planet Express people have done it now!
Zapp reaches into his pocket for the mutagen vial, and into the other one but can't find it.
Zapp: My mutant vial! Where's my mutant vial!!?
Cybergeist Footsoldier: Right here Captain.
The Cybergeist footsoldier approaches Zapp and injects the needle into his neck. Zapp cringes and kneels down as the mutagen takes its effect.
Zapp: You've done this TO YOURSELVES!!!!
Zapp transforms into a hulking muscular beast with exposed bone and enlarged teeth. Think of the dockers in Nightmare Creatures but with Zapp's mutated image.
Mutant Zapp: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!
BGM: Sirenia: Fall Within.
Ryvul: Leela! Is this the reason why you rejected Zapp??
Leela: It's a long story Ryvul, but that mutagen vial just gave me a new reason!
Mutant Zapp: If seduction won't win your heart to me, then FORCE WILL!!!
Zapp mainly focuses his wrath on Ryvul knowing he's the obstacle in front of Leela.
Mutant Zapp: I need only destroy you, and Leela will be MINE!!!
Ryvul: Try me Zapp!
Zapp swings his fists and Ryvul dodges each blow.
The rest of the crew do what they can to distract the mutated Zapp leaving him open for Ryvul's attacks.
Fry: Zapp, look what you've become! We used to be pals!
Mutated Zapp: I've become a greater ENTITY!!!
Bender: What about our beer chugging contests?
Mutant Zapp: I exist now only to chug the BLOOD of all who OPPOSE LORD MECHANOS!!!
After enough distractions and beatings, Zapp swats everyone away and makes a grab for Leela.
Mutant Zapp: Come BACK to me Leela!! It's NOT too LATE!!!!
Leela: Uggh, you're getting drool all over me!!
Ryvul notices a hose linked to liquid explosive, grabs it and brings it over to the mutated Zapp.
Mutant Zapp: I have plenty of Sham-pagen, Mur-lot, and Sheerazz!! (Champagne, Merlot and Shiraz).
Ryvul cuts an opening into Zapp's thigh and inserts the hose pumping the open wound with the liquid explosive.
Mutant Zapp: AAAARRGGHHH!!!
Mutant Zapp bloats from the hose until he explodes into gore and gel.
Ryvul: Leela was never yours to begin with!
Hermes: Sweet Cujo of Juneau! Zapp Brannigan became a towering terror and, who's gonna clean up this mess!?
Ryvul: Best left to the professionals, the night cleanup crew.
The night cleanup cower behind the dumpster.
Mechanos: Hmmm. It appears that Zapp Brannigan is dead as well.
Ryvul: What's wrong Mechanos? You don't seem upset after losing another one of your henchmen!
Mechanos: He was never my favorite. Why would I trust a perverted and self righteous space captain? I actually planned to get rid of Zapp Brannigan, and I have you to thank for it Ryvul!
Mechanos takes his leave and Dentz follows with the Cybergeist footsoldiers.
Dentz: Not over yet....
As the crew walks back home.
Fry runs up to Ryvul.
Fry: Did you see how Zapp Brannigan charged at you? He was like NAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!
Ryvul pushes him back.
Ryvul: I was there Fry, we ALL were. I killed him. But it was actually part of Mechanos' plan. The idea is turning my stomach..
Leela: He's right Fry. But for now, why don't we all get some rest and we'll find out the truth behind Mechanos' plot tomorrow?
Fry: Most likely world domination. Y'know how the bad guy always tries to take over the world.
Bender: Or UNIVERSAL domination! WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!!!