Nah, the T-rex is perfectly safe... our Fearless leader was actually warning you about the dark pokemon.
Howdy, I'm Dinkdrinker, or dink for short. Up until quite recently I was in charge of refreshments, but something came up (something about drugging the pastries... whatever) and now I am in charge of the pudding pools and litter boxes. And yes, you really shouldn't step in that... the same pokemon doesn't like the new litter I got us, and refuses to use it. (Sigh. Puts on plastic gloves and pulls out a baggie).
We have only quite recently stopped giving out mandatory straight jackets, and if you behave well enough, you might not ever be put in one. If they go to put you in one, all you have to do is take a deeeeep breath. when it's on and tightened, exhale. Then roll your shoulder, slipping your arm... on second thought, just blame ME. everything is my fault around here. When they go running to look for me, make your break.
Whoops!, it's almost time for my 3 O'clock streak through the reception area... the staff here gets depressed if the inmates aren't causing any trouble for them to stop. (tears off all clothes and goes to a pudding pool) Watch and learn... if you smear pudding all over yourself, it makes it hard- uhm, I mean more fun for them to try and catch me and get a good grab.
Any questions, feel free to ask. I'm sure any of our nice, kind mods (maybe even Marloc... nah!) will help. Or worse yet, people like me will.
Now if you'll excuse me...
WOOOOOOOO!!! COME AND GET ME IF YOU CAAAAAN! I AM NEEEKIIIIIID!!!
(runs off and shoves the Umbreon into the tapioca pool)