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[Kenny McCormick]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slurm Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slurm Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never Slurmed a gallon before
Jaws all on the floor like Zoidy, like Zoidy just burst in the door
and started wooping his ass worse than before
Zoidy is poor, He is a food hore (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Farnsworth said... nothing you idiots!
Farnsworth's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
All the women love Slurm Shady
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slurm Shady, I'm sick of him
Drinking all the Slurm parties like a worm
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a little bit of Slurm in my head because Slurm is main course
But no worse, Im more addicted than Fry,I don't know why
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
I can't but it's cool for Fry to try to kill a dead moose
"My Slurm is on your lips, my Slurm is on your lips"
And if your lucky, I might might let you give it a little Swish
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what the hell Slurm is
Of course they gonna know what Slurm is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the FOX Network don't they?
"We ain't nothing but Slurmerss.." Well, some of us burners
who cut other people open like Ted Turner[SLURP]
But if we can chug Slurm to get over our lost hopes
then there's no reason why Slurm must be condemned by the Space Pope
[*True!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Slurmers wave the Slurm you chose, sing the chorus and it goes
'Cause I'm Slurm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slurm Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slurm Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slurm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slurm Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slurm Shady please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?
[KennyMcCormick]
Coke don't gotta cuss to sell their product
well I do, so fuck them and fuck Pepsi too!
You think I give a damn about their Soda?
Half of you docters can't even stomach Slurm, You better stop hating on the Slurm
"But Slurm, your product is deadly and addictive."
I'm like what Hell? I said " Its not our fault those Fat ass's aren't active?
So you can, stop asking me these questions,Got it
Because like half of them are Bull Shit
Slurm is the best drink and if you don't know that,
You better learn that
Some little bitch, told me Im a monster
Just because I said , "Im proud to be a Slurmer!"
I'd love to kick the ass
of every one who hates Slurm into the grass [AHHH!]
I'm sick of the Healthy Food groups, all they do is annoy me
I just want to destroy them [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who drink it like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
'Cause I'm Slurm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slurm Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slurm Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Kenny McCormick]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you talk about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just tell it
better than ninety percent of you Slurmers out can
Then you wonder how people can drink Slurm
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm 20
I'll be the only Slurmer in the world
Ill be drink my a** off untill Im bald
And I'm not jokin
because I truly am a Slurm Shady and Im not just lurkin
He could be workin at Slurmer King,
[*HACH*] I'm not just a poser with a whole lot of bling.
Screaming "Loud things!"
but when some one shouts
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'll stand because
'Cause I'm Slurm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slurm Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slurm Shady please stand up,
'Cause I'm Slurm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slurm Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slurm Shady please stand up,
'Cause I'm Slurm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slurm Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slurm Shady please stand up,
'Cause I'm Slurm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slurm Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slurm Shady please stand up,
[Kenny McCormick]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
F*** it, let's all stand up
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