Song By Cerulean Shadow
Turanga Leela (parody of Sara Beth by Rascal Flatts)
Turanga Leela is scared to death
To hear what Zoidberg will say
She hasn't been well
Since the day that she fell
And the bruise, it just won't go away
So she sits and she waits with Amy and Fry
and flips through an old magazine
'Til the nurse with the smile
Stands at the door
And says "Will you please come with me?"
Turanga Leela is scared to death
Cause Zoidberg just told her the news
"Between the red cells and white
Something's not right
But we're gonna take care of you"
Six chances in ten it won't come back again
With the delivery were gonna try
It's just been approved
It's the strongest there is
I think we caught it in time
Turanga Leela closes her eye
and she dreams she's dancing
Around and around without any cares
And her very first love is holding her close
And the soft wind is blowing her hair
Turanga Leela is scared to death
As she sits holding Nibbler
Cause it would be a mistake
For someone to take
A girl with one eye to deliver
For, just this morning right there on her pillow
Was the cruelest of any surprise
And she cried when she gathered it all in her hands
The proof that she couldn't deny
Turanga Leela closes her eye
and she dreams she's dancing
Around and around without any cares
and her very first love was holding her close
and the soft wind is blowing her hair
It's quarter to seven
That Fry's at the door
And the Professor ushers him in
And when he takes off his jacket
They all start to cry
Cause this morning where his scars had been
Softly, she touches just skin
They go dancing around and around
Without any cares
And her very first true love is holding her close
For a moment she isn't scared...
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