Futurama

1ACV02: The Series has Landed

• Well, if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula.
• Death by airlock failure. [Hermes: "Uh-hmm."] Death by brain parasites. [Hermes: "Ya."] Death by sonic diarrhoea! [Hermes: "Oh-ho, you don't want that."] Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible. [Hermes laughs, then says: "Sign the paper."]
• Owww!
• Hang on, Amy Wong, of the Mars Wongs? [Amy: "Look, we're not as rich as everybody says."] Uh-huh! What sorority do you belong to? [Amy: "Kappa Kappa Wong."]
• [Zoidberg: Now open that mouth and let's have a look at that brain ...] through [My Mother was a saint. Get out!] New!
• [Amy: "Uh, I love stuff like the Moon. Can I come, Leela?"] Well, I guess so. Just be careful, I'd like to hold off any major screw-ups until at least my second day as captain.
• [Fry: "Can I do the countdown?"] Huh? Oh, sure, knock yourself out. [Fry: "Ten... nine...."] OK, we're here. [Fry, quickly: "Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, blast-off."]
• [Fry: "Hurry up, I wanna see the Moon."] Relax, it's open till nine.
• OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. [Fry: "I had more, but you go ahead."] We'll deliver that crate like professionals, and then we'll go home. [Fry: "But, I've never been to the Moon before."] [Leela sighs] Alright, we'll deliver that crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. [Fry, Amy and Bender cheer.]
• Urgh! Who buys this trash? [Bender: "Idiots, who need gifts for other idiots."] [Fry: "Hey, I got you guys refrigerator magnets."]
• But, the phoney stuff is what's fun, it's boring out there.
• Maybe, I should take Fry on the Lunar Rover ride. You get to wear a spacesuit and drive around on the surface. And, the line's short, because it's educational.
• Wow! I never realised the first astronauts were so fat.
• [Leela sings to We're Whalers on the Moon.] [Fry: "That's not how it happened."] Oh, really, I don't see you with a fungineering degree.
• Fry, no. This is my first mission, and I'm not gonna let us get in any trouble. Besides, the car's on a track.
• OK, you're on the surface. Now, I'll give you ten minutes, then you'll get bored, turn around and apologise for being such a jerk. Agreed? [Fry: "Agreed. Yee haa! Woo hoo ho ho hoo!"]
• Our car broke down, and we're out of oxygen, can we borrow some?
• I told you to turn around and go back to the park, but oh no, the park was too phoney, we had to see the real Moon.
• Fry, face it, the Moon is a dump. It's a boring, dried up, wasteland, and the only reason anybody ever comes here is for the tacky little amusement park. Can't you just accept that? [Fry: "I guess I can't."]
• Fry, look around, it's just a crummy plastic flag and a dead man's tracks in the dust.... Now, get in here, before you freeze.
• Well, if the oxygen holds out, we might live long enough to starve to death. [Fry: "Look, Leela, I'm sorry. I never should have dragged you out here."] That's right you shouldn't have. I still don't get what the big attraction is.
• [Background music] Fry, look... it really is beautiful. I don't know why I never noticed before.
• Amy! Where'd she learn to operate the controls like that?
• So, Fry, was the real Moon like the Moon you used to dream about? [Fry: "Uh, close enough."]