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1ACV11: Mars University
- They planted traditional college foliage: ivy, trees, hemp. Soon the whole planet was terraformed.
- Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type.
- Please, everyone knows twentieth century colleges were basically expensive day-care centres.
- You won't last two weeks.
- What you did to Guenther was cruel. At the risk of sounding like an after school special, I think we learned who the real animal was today.
- Hey, what's going on, I thought you didn't like bananas?
- Besides, Guenther, you're not like other monkies, you've got the hat.
- That's so sad, I didn't even know monkies could cry.
- But, he's not your father, that guy in the punchbowl was your father. [Fry spits out his punch.]
- Uh-uh, I'm staying out of this.... Now, here's my opinion. What we should do is.... [Leela whispers. Farnsworth: "What?"] I said we'll go to the jungle and let Guenther decide, once and for all. [Farnsworth: "What?"]
- Professor, you'll offer Guenther the hat, and Fry you'll offer him the banana. We'll let him choose whether he wants to be intelligent or just a mindless animal.
- Help us, Guenther!
- Hurry, Guenther, climb up the vine, you can still save yourself.
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