Futurama

2ACV02: Brannigan, Begin Again

• We'll get them there as quickly as we can.
• If you don't mind, we're here to deliver the scissors for the ribbon cutting.
• Dismiss all charges! Your Honour, I know the case is closed and you've rendered your verdict, but I wanna testify.
• That's a stupid question, what matters is: Zapp Brannigan is the sorriest captain I've ever seen, and I saw the idiot blow up DOOP headquarters, with my own eye.
• WOOOO!
• Alright, this is the third hose fight I've broken up today, and the second one using actual hoses. Now move your lazy asses and start scrubbing the ship like I ordered you to.
• Thanks, Kif, very nice work. [Kif: "{Depressed sigh} Wait, what?"] I said, very nice work.
• OK, Crew, listen up. Your job is to deliver these forty pillows to that hotel.
• They're not heavy in here, because we have an anti-grav pump; but once you get out on the surface, the gravity will be very intense.
• I don't want any screw-ups, use the hover dolly and just deliver one pillow at a time.
• What the Hell happened?
• I told you dumb apes not to overload it. Each of those pillows weighs 150 pounds here.
• No way, Jack, you disobeyed an order, so now you have to deliver all forty pillows by hand.
• Just get to work!
• You know, why don't we talk about something besides Zapp for a while?
• On what grounds, you slobbering oaf?
• You really don't want me to be captain, anymore? [Bender: "You got it genius."] But... didn't I do a good job? [Fry: "You were mean, and you yelled, and you made us do all that work."] Sometimes a captain needs to do those things. Besides... I thought we were friends?
• [Fry: "Leela, we want you to be captain again."] Let me guess, he cancelled naptime...? He ran out of beer...? So, he's about to kill us?
• Oh, no, he's disabled the steering! We're gonna crash!
• OK, OK, we have one chance. Are you willing to do what I say, as captain? [Fry: "Absolutely."] Even if I make you work hard? [Bender: "As your god is my witness."] Then, go get the hover dolly you didn't break and load all the dark matter into the left engine. [Bender: "Oh, man, that crap's heavy." Fry: "And warm."] Just do it!
• Hurry, I don't want to die at the age of twenty-five!
• You did it! You actually did it.
• Your Honour, it's all true. My female incompetence, Zapp's cat-like reflexes, the stuff that made no sense, all of it.
• [Bender: "Can we have the week off?"] No. [Fry: "Pleeease!" Bender: "Come on, captain."] Oh, alright. [Farnsworth: "No time off."] [Fry and Bender: "Oh, man."] Let's mutiny!