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2ACV03: A Head in the Polls
- There's a political debate on. Quick, change the channel.
- Look, I know there are no car chases, but this is important; one of these two men will become president of the world. [Fry: "What do we care, we live in the United States?"] The United States is part of the world. [Fry: "Wow, I have been gone a long time."]
- Don't let their identical DNA fool you, they differ on some key issues.
- That's not true, the first robot president won by exactly one vote.
- The point is, one vote can make a difference, and even though it won't, I'm still taking you to get registered.
- Fry, he opened up relations with China, he doesn't want to hear about your ding-dong.
- Bender, he's got you body!
- Nixon must have bought your body from the pawn shop.
- Ordinarily, I'd say no and lecture you on how this is you own fault for being such an idiot. But, when a robotic Nixon is on the loose, we have a duty to take action. Idiot!
- [Fry: "Why would Nixon stay at the Watergate?"] They give you a discount if you've been here before.
- OK... almost got it... steady... steady... don't panic.
- You'll never pardon anybody, because you'll never get elected president. The voters of Earth aren't the pea-brained idiots they were back in your time.
- The jig's up, Nixon. We'll trade you the tape for the body.
- Yes, the system works!
- Oh, Crud! I knew there was something I meant to do today.
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