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2ACV13: Bender Gets Made
- Bender, please try to be a little quieter.
- Ohhh! My eye! I'm blind!
- [Groan.] A week! What do you think, Dr Zoidberg? [Zoidberg: "Clack!"]
- I'm not deaf, I just have to wear this stupid eyepatch. Does it look stupid?
- You're charging us, after you blinded me?
- I'm here, and I'm getting along just fine, thank you. My walk to work just took a little longer today than usual. Nibbler took me through the zoo, for some reason. [Nibbler spits out a set of antlers.]
- I don't need help. For your information, I did this all by myself. [Farnsworth: "You look beautiful! Incidently, my favourite artist is Picasso."]
- I'm fine, thank you, a real pilot can navigate by feel alone. [Sound of ship crashing through the Planet Express building's roof.]
- I'm taking evasive action. [Fry: "Errr... Leela!"] Stop bothering me Fry, I need full concentration.
- Eyesight is for chumps.
- Wait, why do the raised letters that normally say "Turnmaster Steering Wheel Company" say "Nibbler".... Oh, no!
- I'm back at the wheel, Fry; everything's under control.
- The engine's stalled, I'm trying the manual fuel pump. [Nibbler yelping in pain as Leela pulls at his third eye.]
- You'll never get away with this.
- I'll assume that's a joke at my expense. Well, who's laughing now! [Leela jumps in the air and kicks Fry in the face. Fry falls to the floor, out cold.]
- That guy sounds familiar.
- I've got an idea, hold still. It's about to break... yes... YES! All right! [Bender: "Yeah, it's broke, all right."] YEAAAH!
- Well, this is the big moment, it's finally time to take my eyepatch off.
- [Surprised intake of breath.] I think it's Blotto, that gangster I saw when my patch fell off.
- Professor! Where were you at ten PM last night?
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