Futurama

Let's see how many points you got?

Question 1

1. 0
2. 1
3. 0

Question 2

1. 0
2. 1
3. 0

Question 3

1. 1
2. 0
3. 0

Question 4

1. 0
2. 1 (A is not a lover, A is a stalker.)
3. 0 (My parents smoke large quantities of pot.)

Question 5

1. 1
2. 0
3. 0

Question 6

1. 1
2. 0
3. 0

Question 7

1. 0
2. 1 (no bonus points for sucking up)
3. 0

Question 8

1. 0
2. 1
3. 0

Question 9

1. 1
2. 1
3. 0

Question 10

1. 1
2. 0
3. 0

Scoring:

0 - Unless you answered 'Airplane', you can't get this score.

If you answered 'Airplane' for any question- Look in the Yellow Pages. Look for a number with 7 digits next to names under "Psychiatrists". Pick up your phone. Press the buttons with those numbers on them. (Tip: Do not press them all at once. The magic voices in the phone hate that.)

1 to 2 - To you, Leela is a demon spawned straight from Hell.

3 to 4 - You're probably more of an Amy fan, or female, or gay, or something.

5 to 6 - Standard guy level. If Leela had 2 eyes, you might score higher, but this isn't a 'Horny Guy Quiz', is it now?

7 to 8 - Seeing as I insult you on every other score range, this means you passed.

9 to 10 - You lied on Question 4. You ARE Matthew Lenahan.

Webmaster's note: Those of you offended by the above [an unfortunate reality... humour can get misinterpreted], could you please send all assassins, lawyers, obsessives and pizza delivery boys to Wisconsin, where the author of this work resides. The views expressed on this page don't represent those of the webmasters of The Leela Zone, even if we did laugh and print it up, as well as endorse it and wotnot.